2010
12.09

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DreamWorks has released a two-minute-plus teaser trailer for Michael Bay’s eagerly anticipated sequel Transformers: Dark of the Moon, arriving in theaters on July 1, 2011.

Word from middle aged asthmatic men who have never felt a woman’s insides is that the Transformer found on the moon is mechanoid Alpha Trion, one of the original 13 Transformers created by Tranny god Primus.

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So, is it Alpha Trion? I grew up on Kenner Star Wars toys so I’m obviously too cool to know.

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