2011
08.18

Carmen Electra Paid Her Rent, Stars in ‘2 Headed Shark Attack’

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The Asylum has reeled in Playboy model and “Baywatch” star Carmen Electra to star in their ridiculous new creature-feature 2 Headed Shark Attack, available on DVD Jan. 17, 2012. She joins a cast that includes Jerry O’ Connell’s younger brother Charlie O’Connell (“The Bachelor”) and Hulk Hogan’s handsome son Brooke Hogan (Sand Sharks).

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2 Headed Shark Attack follows the survivors of a Semester at Sea ship that is sunk by a mutant ocean predator. Stranded on an atoll that is quickly flooding, the ship’s students and teachers desperately search for a way to avoid the hungry beast.

Electra’s horror creds are limited to the forgettable ’90s frighteners An American Vampire Story, The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven, and Good Burger. She does, however, steal the show in Dimension Films’ Scary Movie, a parody of Wes Craven’s Scream in which she spoofs Drew Barrymore’s death scene.

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2011
08.18

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“Pretty Little Liar” Torrey DeVitto is set to star in director Olatunde Osunsanmi’s (The 4th Kind) Evidence, a found-footage frightener that follows police as they attempt to put together a portrait of a mass murderer utilizing his victims’ camcorders, flip cams, and smart-phones.

Evidence is currently shooting in Los Angeles and costars Harry Lennix (“Dollhouse”), Dale Dickey (Super 8), Caitlin Stasey (Tomorrow, When the War Began), some Asian kid named Albert Kuo and Nolan Gerard Funk (Deadgirl).

DeVitto, a 27-year-old former fashion model, is best known for her role as Melissa Hastings in the ABC Family teen-mystery soap “Pretty Little Liars.” Her movie creds include Sony Screen Gems home-video thriller I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer and Warner Bros. The Rite.

2011
08.18

Kate Beckinsale Is a Little Naked & a Lot Pissed in ‘Underworld: Awakening’

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Sony Screen Gems has released the first trailer for director Len Wiseman’s Underworld: Awakening. From the looks of it, all major plot points are teased: Kate Beckinsale in the nude, Kate Beckinsale in skintight vinyl, Kate Beckinsale kicking ass.

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There is one little storyline missing from the trailer. According to the film’s synopsis, Selene (Beckinsale) awakens from a 12-year coma to discover that she has a 14-year-old daughter. My guess is that, for now, the studio wants to focus on Beckinsale’s return to the franchise and the film’s signature vamps vs. lycans action.

But, don’t fret. I’m sure a second trailer will show Selene taking on the challenges of being a single mom. We’ll watch as she seeks out a second job to supplement her death dealer income, puts werewolf killing on the back-burner to attend her daughter’s soccer games, and has her heart broken every time a guy dumps her because she has a kid … all set to the music of Dido.

Underworld: Awakening arrives in theaters on Jan. 20, 2012.