Human drug and tabloid queen Lindsay Lohan will appear totally nude in an upcoming issue of Playboy. The 25-year-old stunner wrapped a four-day photo shoot for the magazine on Tuesday. According to TMZ, Lohan was paid just short of a million dollars to show her “boobs, ass, and vag.”

What? No balloon knot?

Lohan made her horror film debut in the 2007 serial-killer drama I Know Who Killed Me. She played stigmatic twins with very large breasts. Last year, she portrayed a junkie socialite with very large breasts in Robert Rodriguez’s grindhouse actioner Machete.

Lohan is (or was) also attached to star in director Ryuhei Kitamura’s (The Midnight Meat Train) new frightener Black Friday 3-D and was reported to be fancied by Stephen King for a the titular role in a rumored Carrie remake.