2012
02.29

‘Piranha 3-DD’ Is the ‘Empire Strikes Back’ of Killer Fish Sequels!

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Dimension Films has released the first full-length trailer for what promises to be the Empire Strikes Back of killer fish sequels: Piranha 3-DD. Anchored by Feast director John Gulager, the fish-&-chicks frightener promises to reach new depths of depravity and violence.

Peep it:

Not that it needs it, but here’s the synopsis:

Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter!

Thought they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet.

Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being…but can they be stopped?

Piranha 3-DD stars Danielle Panabaker (The Crazies), Katrina Bowden (”30 Rock”), Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future), Gary Busey (Predator 2) , David Hasselhoff (“Baywatch”), Ving Rhames (Pulp Fiction), Meagan Tandy (Unstoppable), Chris Zylka (Shark Night 3-D), Sierra Holmes (”Scream Queens 2″) and a bevy of nameless, top-heavy starlets.

2012
02.29

‘Charlie’s Angels’ Star Rachael Taylor Moves to ‘666 Park Avenue’

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Australian stunner Rachael Taylor is starring opposite “Brothers & Sisters” star Dave Annable on ABC’s “666 Park Avenue,” a new supernatural drama based on the book series by author Gabriella Pierce.

The official synopsis reads:

An innocent couple (Taylor, Annable) from the mid-west moves to New York to be resident managers of a building on the Upper East Side. There, unbeknownst to the couple, the residents have all unwittingly made deals with the Devil to have their deepest needs, ambitions and desires fulfilled.

Man, how lousy must the super be when folks have to make deals with the beast just to get their sink fixed.

“666 Park Avenue” also stars Terry O’Quinn (“LOST”) as Gavin, the owner of the cursed apartment. The show is produced by writer David Wilcox (“Fringe”), Warner Bros. TV and Alloy Entertainment, publishers of Pierce’s books.

Taylor is coming off the Summit flop The Darkest Hour. She’ll next be seen in the men-behaving-badly thriller Loft. Her previous creds include Michael Bay’s Transformers, Masayuki Ochiai’s Shutter, Gregory Dark’s See No Evil and ABC’s short-lived “Charlie’s Angels” reboot.