Empires of the Deep is an underwater sci-fi epic produced by a Chinese real estate mogul and aspiring screenwriter for $130 million in the hopes that it would make his penis taste bigger to white women. The end result is a stoner classic to be appreciated for years to come.

Directed by some guy named Michael French, Empires of the Deep stars Quantum of Solace Bond girl Olga Kurylenko. The 32-year-old French stunner can currently be seen in CBS Films’ Seven Psychopaths, and will star opposite Tom Cruise in Universal Pictures’ sci-fi thriller Oblivion.

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