2014
07.28

‘The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies’ is Upon Us, Peep the Trailer!

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Warner Bros. has released the first trailer for Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, the epic final chapter in The Hobbit trilogy. While the first two films in the series raked in a ridiculous amount of coin, the magic doesn’t seem to be on par with The Lord of the Rings trilogy.

We blame Bilbo Baggins. The character just isn’t as likeable as Frodo… and he’s really ugly. Just saying. Thankfully, Evangeline Lilly (“LOST”) is still on board. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies arrives in theaters Dec. 17.

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2014
07.28

Hitch a Ride with ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer!

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Warner Bros. has released the first insanely awesome trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road, the fourth installment in the George Miller directed franchise made famous by Academy Award winning actor and blow-job enthusiast Mel Gibson.

Fury Road picks up soon after the events in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, and finds Tom Hardy (Dark Knight Rises) taking the wheel as the iconic character “Mad” Max Rockatansky. Charlize Theron is female lead Furiosa. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Zoe Kravitz also costar.

The synopsis reads:

Haunted by his turbulent past, Mad Max believes the best way to survive is to wander alone. Nevertheless, he becomes swept up with a group fleeing across the Wasteland in a War Rig driven by an elite Imperator, Furiosa.

They are escaping a Citadel tyrannized by the Immortan Joe, from whom something irreplaceable has been taken. Enraged, the Warlord marshals all his gangs and pursues the rebels ruthlessly in the high-octane Road War that follows.

Mad Max: Fury Road rides into theaters May 15, 2015.

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2014
07.28

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“I don’t want to die in Canada.”

Those are the words tearfully spoken by a young podcaster taken hostage by an old sailor in writer and director Kevin Smith’s Tusk. But, dying in Canada isn’t the worse of it. The demented mariner wants to transform him into a walrus.

Justin Long (Drag Me to Hell) plays the podcaster, a good-natured journalist looking to interview quirky people. Michael Parks (Red State) is the old man who lures him to his home. Haley Joel Osment (Sixth Sense) is a chubby radio DJ, and stunner Genesis Rodriguez (pictured) daughter of international pop singer José Luis Rodríguez (aka El Puma), is Long’s squeeze.

Tusk arrives in theaters Sept. 19

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