Marvel has released a full length trailer for “Inhumans,” an eight-episode series making its debut Sept. 29 on ABC. The series centers on the Inhuman Royal Family, a race of super-humans created by aliens through experiments on primitive man.

At this point, Marvel could put out a show/comic about a family of stinking turds and it would immediately find a buyer. Jam-packed with subpar effects, melodrama, and a stupid, fake-as-fuck giant bulldog, “Inhumans” can’t possibly stay on the air. Right? A giant bulldog for God’s sake!

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