Dakota Johnson Shows Attitude In ‘Suspiria’ Remake!


Amazon Studios has release a trailer for Suspiria, a remake of Dario Argento’s 1977 classic by director Luca Guadagnino (Call Me by Your Name) and writer David Kajganich (The Invasion), starring Dakota Johnson, Chloë Grace Moretz, Tilda Swinton, and Jessica Harper, who topped the original.

Johnson takes the lead in the remake as Suzy Bannion, an American ballet dancer caught in a grisly murder spree at a prestigious European dance academy, serving as a cover for something supernatural and sinister.

Critics are already jizzing their tights over this remake because it promises to be long and weird and make very little sense, but there will be gore and nudity and creepy imagery to keep the rest of us interested. Radiohead’s Thom Yorke provides music too (fingers crossed we hear “Creep.” Play “Creep,” you butt pimple!).

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