Starz’s sword-and-sandal series “Spartacus” holds a special place in our loins. The hyper-stylized gladiator epic—created by showrunner Steven S. DeKnight, produced by Sam Raimi, and directed by Rick Jacobson—blessed us with savage fights, buckets of blood, quotable profanity, and copious amounts of debauched sex and nudity.

The show featured Lucy Lawless in her topless debut and gifted our cocks nudity from Lesley-Ann Brandt, Erin Cummings, Viva Bianca, Marisa Ramirez, Jaime Murray, Katrina Law, and more. It also introduced us to a then 22-year-old New Zealand starlet named Laura Surrich, who memorably played an uncredited slave girl in a nude bathhouse scene with Lawless and lucky bastard John Hannah. Read our exclusive interview with Surrich here.

More than a decade later, Starz is going back to the ludus to resurrect its beloved 2010-2013 series with “Spartacus: House of Ashur,” featuring Nick E. Tarabay reprising Ashur, Tenika Davis as female gladiator Achillia, Jackson Gallagher as Julius Caesar, Claudia Black as politician Cossutia, and Ivana Baquero and Jamaica Vaughan as hot slave girls.

“House of Ashur” reimagines what would have happened if Ashur—a former gladiator and slave who became a cunning proxy to lanista Quintus Lentulus Batiatus in the original series—had executed Spartacus for the Romans and been rewarded with his own ludus.

But, by Jupiter’s cock, how would that even be possible? Lucy Lawless returns as Lucretia to explain…

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“Spartacus: House of Ashur” premieres Dec. 5 and will run for 10 episodes. According to DeKnight, the series could extend to five seasons if the first is successful.