Humanistic Films have released a trailer for writer/director Chaz Fatur’s Human Factor, starring Charisma Carpenter (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”), Danny Trejo (Machete), David Zayas (“Dexter”), Keith David (“The Cape”), Tom Sizemore (Natural Born Killers) and Eric Roberts (Sharktopus).
The film’s synopsis reads:
A determined investigative reporter and a renegade detective plan to uncover the mysterious disappearances of the homeless population in Metro City… without risking their own lives.
So, if the investigative reporter (Carpenter) and the rogue cop aren’t going to risk their lives to solve this case, what exactly are they going to do for 90-minutes?
Only a Carpenter shower scene could make this worthwhile. Unfortunately, the trailer doesn’t give much hope of that as it only offers up a montage of dirty street-living vagrants and a few homeless stats.
Looks like whatever smoke David Fincher blew up Rooney Mara’s ass to get her naked for his American redo of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo has finally gone to her head. The 26-year-old has been poo-pooing all over her previous non-Fincher projects, including Platinum Dunes’ 2010 remake of Wes Craven’s A Nightmare on Elm Street in which she starred as Nancy Holbrook.
She tells Entertainment Weekly Magazine:
Sometimes you don’t want to get something, but you do a really good job and you get it anyway. That’s kind of [what happened] with A Nightmare on Elm Street. I didn’t really even want it. And then I went in [to audition], and I was like, ‘Fuck. I definitely got that.
I was like, this isn’t what I signed up for. If this is what my opportunities are going to be like, then I’m not that interested in acting. So I was very discouraged and disheartened. And then I got the Social Network script. That kind of re-inspired me.
Funny, but I don’t remember Mara in The Social Network at all. I do, however, remember the hot Asian chick that sets Andrew Garfield’s scarf on fire.
By Eddie Muertos on January 1st, 2012 at 9:38 am
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Happy New Year!
Welcome to Clatto’s list of the sexiest horror films of 2011. Don’t forget to peep Clatto’s picks for 2012 and 2010.
Enjoy!
10. A SERBIAN FILM
The term “guilty pleasure” has never been more apropos than when describing director Srdjan Spasojevic’s highly controversial porn-snuff frightener A Serbian Film. The Invincible Pictures release, which was banned from from this year’s Film4 Frightfest and dropped by Netflix from its rental service, polarized critics and fans alike with its demented mix of taboo and violence.
The story of a downtrodden ex-porn star trying to make ends meet by taking a role in a privately funded fetish video that involves acts both immoral and illegal, A Serbian Film includes scenes of rape, torture, mutilation, decapitation, pedophilia, necrophilia and incest … in other words, everything you guys look up online when your wife/girlfriend/mom has gone to bed.
9. LITTLE DEATHS
Little Deaths, a kink-fueled horror anthology from U.K. directors Sean Hogan (Lie Still), Andrew Parkinson (Venus Drowning), and Simon Rumley (Red, White, & Blue), presents three unique tales of people hurting others and themselves through their psychosexual tendencies.
The vignettes include Hogan’s “House & Home,” in which a married couple pick up a homeless, but attractive, girl to fuck and abuse; Rumley’s “Bitch,” which finds ball-breaker Kate Braithwaite unexpectedly topped by her bottom; and Parkinson’s “Mutant Tool,” an outrageous tale about an ex-junkie, former prostitute conned into swallowing zombie cum pills by her boyfriend/pimp.
Newbies Holly Lucas, Siubhan Harrison and Jodie Jameson all go nude, but Kate Braithwaite—the hottest of the bunch—rains on everyone’s parade by using a body double. Still, it’s a hot body double so welcome to number 9, Little Deaths.
8. THE SKIN I LIVE IN
Spanish director Pedro Almodovar reunited with his Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down star Antonio Banderas for the first time in 20-years to tell the very twisted tale of a deranged plastic surgeon (Banderas) who avenges the sexual assault of his daughter utilizing the tools of his trade.
The film costars sexy 23-year-old Spanish TV star Blanca Suarez (El Internado, El Barco) as the doc’s emotionally disturbed daughter and 36-year-old stunner Elena Anaya (Dracula bride Aleera in Universal’s Van Helsing) as his captive and medical guinea pig.
The mad-doc thriller, which Almodovar describes as a terror film without screams or scares, is far more shocking and brutal than this year’s Human Centipede sequel, yet beautifully shot with powerful performances and a mind-blowing twist.
There’s also plenty of nudity and rape to make you feel like a scumbag … a very satisfied scumbag.
7. MELANCHOLIA
Controversial director Lars von Trier returns to our list with Melancholia, his followup to last year’s art-house shocker Antichrist. The apocalyptic drama stars Kirsten Dunst and Charlotte Gainsbourg as sisters whose worlds are literally and figuratively coming to an end.
Dunst, who goes totally nude in the film, tells Elle:
I trusted everyone and the lighting was beautiful. I don’t have any real body issues. I never really overeat, I shed weight in the summer, put it on in the winter and yes, I do have big boobs. People don’t realize because I cover up a lot, but they are there. Big boobs.
Translation: I lost the fucking Spiderman gig.
6. HISSS
Indian starlet Mallika Sherawat made her American feature film debut this year in director Jennifer Lynch’s Hisss. Sherawat, long considered to be the Marilyn Monroe of Bollywood, toplined the film as a half-woman/half-snake creature known in Eastern folklore as the Nagin.
Sherawat doesn’t go nude in the film (a body double is used), but shows enough skin to charm any trouser snake. Watching her slowly force large crocodile eggs into her mouth also holds its own reward.
Hisss wrapped last year, but failed to secure proper distribution in the U.S. It finally slithered onto American soil in October via Redbox.
5. BLOODRAYNE: THE THIRD REICH
Norwegian stunner Natassia Malthe reprised her role as deadly dhampir (half vampire/half human) Rayne this year in German director Uwe Boll’s BloodRayne 3: The Third Reich. Set during World War II, the film follows Rayne as she goes back in time to stop a Nazi Comandant from using her blood to make Adolf Hitler an immortal vampire.
Malthe first played Rayne in 2007 when original star Kristina Loken opted out of the sequel BloodRayne 2: Deliverance. The former model kept her clothes on in that picture, but was finally convinced/threatened/conned/paid enough money to go nude in part three for three scenes, including a girl/girl pairing with Davorka Tovilo.
Yeah… Uwe and I were, like, fighting about that scene: “You gotta do it – you agreed to do it.” But when we got to the scene the lights were too bright – I imagined it dark and shadowy, you know, so you couldn’t really see anything.
Then I was really picky about the girls. “Her teeth are too yellow. Her boobs are not real. I don’t find that one attractive.” I told Uwe that if he was going to make me do that scene, I got to choose the girl.
I went through a lot of “turmoil” with that scene. And Uwe would never say cut! At one point I finally just yelled out, “When the fuck are you gonna say cut?!” I was pretty freaked out because I never really do nude scenes.
Malthe, of course, looks amazing in her nude scenes, but knowing that she was uncomfortable throughout the whole thing really heightens the film’s stroke-value makes one appreciate Malthe’s bravery and commitment to character and story.
4. WE ARE THE NIGHT
If you’ve had your fill of sparkly vamps, you’d be a sucker not to watch the German vampire film We Are the Night. Directed by Dennis Gansel from a script by Jan Berger, the film is set in a world where female vampires have killed off all their male counterparts.
Karoline Herfurth (Perfume: The Story of a Murderer) plays petty thief Lena, the object of a 250-year-old vampire queen’s affections. Once courted and bitten, she joins the queen’s clan and discovers that vampires party harder than black people.
Surprisingly, We Are the Night has zero nudity, but still manages to thrill with its stylized look and attractive female cast.
3. DRIVE ANGRY
Drive Angry starred Nicolas Cage as a damned soul who escapes from hell to run down the pricks that murdered his daughter and abducted his grandchild. Though genuinely awesome in every which way, the Patrick Lussier-directed film regrettably stalled at the box office.
So, what did you miss? How about a sexy, rough-and-tumble cat-fight between a Daisy Dukes-wearing Amber Heard (And Soon the Darkness) and a gorgeous nude from head-to-toe Christa Campbell (2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams)?
If that’s not enough to get your motor running, milfy Charlotte Ross (“NYPD Blue”) will blow your gasket as she goes full-frontal while fucking Cage as he shoots up a motel room full of bad guys.
2. SUCKER PUNCH
Sucker Punch is the story of a young girl who is committed to an insane asylum by her incestuous father after she refuses to blow him. Once inside, she retreats into a fantasy world in which she and her misfit friends transform into ass-kicking young hookers who fight Nazis, robots, and dragons (oh, my).
Written and directed by Zack Snyder, the fetishistic girl-power film is the antithesis of Snyder’s hyper-stylized, homo-erotic, swords-and-sandals blockbuster 300. Aussie starlet Emily Browning tops the cast of drop-dead gorgeous babes that include Vanessa Hudgens, Abbie Cornish, Jamie Chung and Carla Gugino. Jena Malone also stars.
1. SLEEPING BEAUTY
Emily Browning finally made good on the promise that was Sucker Punch in writer/director Julia Leigh’s feature film debut Sleeping Beauty. The pretty and petite 23-year-old once again plays a prostitute, but not in an imaginary brothel filled with dancing hookers.
Browning goes fully nude as Lucy, a student-turned-prostitute who allows herself to be used sexually by men while passed out in a drug induced stupor inside what is called a Sleeping Beauty chamber.
Browning’s sex scenes are shamefully freaky and explore fetishes such as the sleeping princess syndrome, submission, and gross dying old man fucking.
Starz has released a fun and insightful 12-minute behind-the-scenes featurette for its upcoming “Spartacus: Vengeance” season. Along with new footage, the clip includes interviews with writer/creator Steven S. Knight, producer Rob Tapert and actors Liam McIntyre (Spartacus), Lucy Lawless (Lucretia), Viva Bianca (Ilithyia) and the gorgeous Katrina Law.
“Spartacus: Vengeance” finds our hero leading a slave revolution while attempting to take revenge on the man responsible for the enslavement and consequential death of his beloved wife Sura. The new season premieres on Jan. 27.
Those who thought actress Paz de la Huerta couldn’t get more naked than she does on HBO’s “Boardwalk Empire” and Lionsgate’s upcoming slasher Nurse 3-D are in for a shock when they see her exposed balloon-knot in shots taken by famed celebrity photographer Mark Squires.
Squires, whose camera must be made of cocaine, has captured the 27-year-old starlet in a variety of boob, bush, labia, and butthole baring poses that would even make Sasha Grey blush. It’s pretty raunchy stuff.
But, don’t worry. The pics are in black and white and there’s a cigarette in a few. That makes it all art. If your wife or girlfriend disagrees, just tell her she’s being ignorant and offer to enroll her in a photography class at the local community college.
Japanese porn star Ozawa Maria stars in director Nozomu Kasagi’s Tokyo Species, a kink-fueled re-imagining of the 1995 MGM sci-fi actioner Species, starring Natasha Henstridge as a horny, but deadly, alien.
Maria plays Michiko, a high school girl who commits suicide, but is re-animated by an alien parasite that turns her into an insatiable sex fiend with a homicidal streak. The only one who can stop her is Mayumi, a good-natured alien hybrid schoolgirl.
Those who surf the internet with a credit card and a box of tissues will most likely recognize Maria from her previous work in Anal Slave Enema Spray, Fallen Urine-Drinking Pig Idol, Torture with Sperm 2 and the epic Multiple Black Rape.
Tokyo Species arrives on DVD in Japan on Feb. 3, 2012.
It’s that time of year when horror sites like to put together their list of Christmas themed frighteners. Unfortunately, once you’ve seen one site’s list, you’ve seen them all. That’s why at Clatto we like to approach things differently—usually from behind with a little chloroform.
What follows is our list of the 12 hottest babes found in Christmas themed horror films. Some of the actresses picked perform nude in their films; some don’t. The only criteria that matters is that they put a little jingle in your bells.
Merry Christmas, you heathens!
12. LINNEA QUIGLEY (SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT)
Scream queen icon Linnea Quigley was in her mid-twenties when she played naughty girl Denise in the beloved 1984 holiday classic Silent Night, Deadly Night. The movie, which follows a murderous Santa out to slaughter all who have been bad, but in particular nude young women and the men who screw them, finds Quigley dying one of horror’s most memorable deaths.
Quigley, wearing nothing but a pair of skintight LEE jean cut-offs, is in the throes of passion with her boyfriend when Billy, the aforementioned serial-killing ST. Nick, spies them and decides punishment is needed. He impales her topless body on the antlers of a mounted deer head. It’s a brutally violent death, but one made easier to take thanks to Quigley’s spectacular breasts.
11. SALLI ELISE RICHARDSON-WHITFIELD (I Am Legend)
Salli Elise Richardson-Whitfield, best known for her role as DoD agent Allison Blake on Syfy’s “Eureka” series, plays Will Smith’s ill-fated wife Zoe in Warner Bros. 2007 film adaptation of author Richard Matheson’s zombie-apocalypse novel “I Am Legend.”
Set in Manhattan on Christmas Eve during a deadly viral outbreak, the Francis Lawrence-directed film sees Richardson-Whitfield’s character perish in a tragic helicopter extraction accident. Alice Braga steps in as Smith’s love interest, but—like the movie itself—fails to hold one’s interest.
Richardson-Whitfield’s role is small and nudity-free, but the milfy stunner is just too hot to not make this list.
10. KIM BASINGER (WHILE SHE WAS OUT)
Speaking of milfs … While She Was Out stars a 55-year-old Kim Basinger as an abused housewife whose trip to purchase wrapping paper on Christmas Eve leads to her witnessing a parking lot murder. On the run from the four young hooligans responsible, she ventures off into the woods where she discovers that her vagina and a roadside flare can be useful survival tools.
Basinger looks fantastic and her acting chops make the 2008 direct-to-video revenge-thriller all the more intense, especially during a cat-and-mouse with bad boy Lukas Haas, who thinks he’s going to score himself some cougar cooch, but ends up with face-full of flare (if we only had a quarter for every time that happens … right, fellas?).
9. EMILE DE RAVIN (SANTA’S SLAY)
Santa’s Slay re-imagines the jolly fat one as a demon spawn who massacred people on Christmas day up until 1005 A.D., when he lost a bet to an archangel and was forced to give gifts to those on earth for a 1000 years.
Set in the year 2005, the Brett Ratner-produced film follows Claus as he once again spreads some “Yuletide fear.”
Emilie De Ravin, best known for her role as Claire Littleton on ABC’s “LOST,” stars in the comedy-slasher as Mary Mackenzie, a small town girl who teams up with her 16-year-old coworker and his grandfather to fight the killer Claus.
The sexy 29-year-old Aussie sadly keeps her figure under wraps, but first-time director David Steiman makes up for it by including nude stripper boobs and hmm-worthy Fran Drescher cleavage shots in the flick.
8. EMILY BLUNT (WIND CHILL)
Wind Chill stars British stunner Emily Blunt as a northeastern college coed catching a ride home for Christmas with a creepy schoolmate—played by “Revenge” star Ashton Holmes—who, unbeknownst to her, has had his eye on her all semester.
After a shortcut through the woods leads to an auto accident, the duo end up stranded in 30-below weather. To make matters worse, they appear to be surrounded by spirits that died in the area during a tragic event in the ’50s.
Being that this story takes place in freezing weather, don’t expect to see Blunt in a two-piece. The pretty brunette is bundled up tight the entire movie.
7. AMBER SMITH (DEAD END)
Amber Smith is a former Sports Illustrated and Playboy model who has no qualms about going nude for a role. In the 2003 ghost thriller Dead End, she plays a shapely specter in a white dress who haunts the Harrington family as they drive through the woods on their way to a Christmas dinner.
When she appears to son Richard Harrington, a junkie and chronic masturbator, during a road stop, she drops her dress to reveal what would be a heavenly nude body if she weren’t so damn evil. She kisses Richard softly before biting his lower lip off (good thing he hadn’t ask for a blow job).
6. LACEY CHABERT (BLACK CHRISTMAS)
“Party of Five” starlet Lacey Chabert (she was Claudia, the youngest of the Salinger clan) made her horror film debut in Dimension Films’ 2006 remake of the 1974 Canadian slasher Black Christmas.
The now 29-year-old brunette plays Dana, a bitchy sorority girl who meets her brutal end at the hands of an escaped mental patient named Billy Edward Lenz. It’s a small part, but it’s cool to see how much Chabert has grown (::cough::big boobs:::).
5. ADRIANNE PALICKI (LEGION)
The 2010 Scott Stewart-directed end-of-days thriller Legion finds “Friday Night Lights” star Adrianne Palicki playing a pregnant, small town waitress who discovers that her unborn child is the messiah that will save mankind from armageddon on Christmas Eve.
Palicki gained weight for the role and it shows on her cheeks, which look adorably pinch-able. She was also strapped with an 8-lb. belly to give the illusion that she was ready to drop, which she does on Christmas Day during a gas station battle with supernaturally possessed peeps.
Despite the baby bump and chipmunk cheeks, Palicki looks radiant and almost makes the risk of raising some entitled slacker for 18-years worth taking. Almost.
4. PHOEBE CATES (GREMLINS)
Phoebe Cates followed nude turns in raunchy sex comedies Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Private School with the more wholesome role of Kate Beringer in the darkly funny 1984 Joe Dante-directed blockbuster Gremlins.
Though Gremlins marked the beginning of less naked roles for Cates, it’s hard not to picture the former model in her red Fast Times bikini … even during her now infamous “another reason to hate Christmas” story:
3. KATIE CASSIDY (BLACK CHRISTMAS)
Katie Cassidy, daughter to ’70s teen idol David Cassidy, scored her first lead role in Dimension Films much maligned 2006 Black Christmas remake. The Cali-born looker plays Kelli Presley, Delta Alpha Kappa’s newest pledge and the only hottie with the wits to take on the escaped lunatic murdering her sorority sisters.
Critics and remake haters alike took a massive shit on this redo when it was first released, citing stale dialogue and lack of creativity as its primary offenses. But, with a cast that includes Cassidy and a bevy of gorgeous babes, it’s apparent those people are fags.
2. SHANON ELIZABETH (JACK FROST)
Before revealing her natural talents to mainstream movie audiences in the runaway hit comedy American Pie, Shannon Elizabeth courted horny horror fans with an outrageous nude shower scene in 1997’s cult-fav Jack Frost, her feature film debut.
The Texas-born stunner plays Jill Metzner, an unfortunate victim of serial killing snowman Jack Frost. Frost murders Jill in the shower, but not before raping her with the carrot he uses for a nose.
1. RACHEL NICHOLS (P2)
P2 stars Rachel Nichols as Angela Bridges, an attractive businesswoman held captive in the underground parking structure of her Manhattan office by the building’s creepy security guard. Armed with just a fire axe and a clingy, wet dress, Nichols embarks on a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse with the homicidal stalker.
Written and produced by Alexandre Aja, the Summit Entertainment release is a taut Christmas Eve thriller that features an emotionally intense performance from Nichols and plenty of eye-popping stunts from her large, magnificent breasts (i.e. jumping, running, bouncing).
Details for the Ridley Scott-directed, Damon Lindelof-scripted Prometheus have been scarce. Up until now, all that’s known about the project, which serves as a stand-alone companion piece to Scott’s 1979 classic Alien, is that it involves a team of scientists stranded on a planet with hostile inhabitants.
But, now, Academy Award-winning actress Charlize Theron is shedding a little light on the movie. She tells Total Film:
I actually don’t play the heroine in it; that’s Noomi Rapace. I play somewhat of a villain in it. She’s not a believer, she’s not a scientist, she is the red tape that everyone has to go through.
She’s working with the company that’s sponsoring this whole thing, and you can feel she definitely has an agenda, which we pick up in the third act. She’s more quiet thunder.
Emma Stone portrays Peter Parker’s love interest Gwen Stacy in director Marc Webb’s (500 Days of Summer) upcoming Spiderman reboot for Sony Pictures. Images featuring the 23-year-old stunner in character have hit the … umm … web.
The Amazing Spiderman is an origins film based on Brian Michael Bendis and Mark Bagley’s “Ultimate Spiderman” comics, which finds our friendly neighborhood crime-fighter back in high school.
The film stars Andrew Garfield as Spidey, Denis Leary as Gwen’s father Capt. George Stacy, Rhys Ifans as super-villain The Lizard, Chris Zylka as Flash Thompson, Sally Field and Martin Sheen as Peter Parker’s aunt and uncle, and C. Thomas Howell as Soul Man.
The Amazing Spiderman swings into theaters on July 3, 2012.
The folks at Screen Gems want to remind you why you need to see Underworld: Awakening, the fourth installment in the popular vampires-vs-werewolves franchise that sees the return of Kate Beckinsale as death-dealer Selene … and, it has little to do with supernatural creatures.
Sure, the new trailer provides better looks at Eve, Selene’s half-vamp/half-lycan teen daughter, and the film’s bigger, meaner, and hairier mega-lycan, but the hard sell comes near the end of the clip when it states “Kate Beckinsale In 3-D” and with a low angle shot of her crotch.
Well played, Screen Gems, well played. Underworld: Awakening opens Jan. 20, 2012.
