2011
06.03

Jennifer Lawrence’s Naked Blue Breasts Are ‘First Class’ Material!

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Director Mathew Vaughn’s X-Men: First Class raked in an estimated $3.4 million from its midnight showings. The 20th Century Fox reboot has so far garnered positive reviews from critics and mouth-breathers alike, and is expected to open this weekend in the $48-to-$55 million range.

The film stars Jennifer Lawrence (Mystique), January Jones (Emma Frost), Rose Byrne (Moira), Kevin Bacon (Sebastian Shaw), James McAvoy (Charles Xavier), and Michael Fassbender (Magneto).

Why the box office report? Because, posting a photo of twenty-year-old Lawrence in all her blue, topless glory without any context is simply unprofessional. So … like go see X-Men: First Class this weekend and yada, yada.

(TO SEE SEXY VIDEO OF JENNIFER LAWRENCE BEING PAINTED, GO HERE)

2011
06.02

Damsel-In-No-Dress: Blake Lively Is Nude in Leaked Pics!

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In brightest day, in blackest night, no celebrity rack escapes Clatto’s sight!

She may be starring opposite Ryan Reynolds in Warner Bros. soon-to-be-released Green Lantern, but Blake Lively fans are focusing all of their attention on her headlights instead. Nude photos of the  23-year-old stunner have been leaked online by someone who is clearly doing the Lord’s work.

Lively’s reps claim the self-taken smartphone pics are fake, but those who have seen them believe different. Personally, I’m terrible at recognizing faces when they belong to people with big bouncy breasts … so I couldn’t tell you if the shots are real. But, hey, judge for yourself: See Blake’s nudes here.

Green Lantern opens on June 17.

2011
06.01

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Fox Home Entertainment has released a teaser for the fourth installment of its on-going hillbilly horror franchise Wrong Turn. Entitled Bloody Beginnings, the new chapter serves as a prequel and is set in an abandoned sanitarium discovered by lost college kids during a snow storm.

The film stars “Degrassi: The Next Generation’s” Terra Vnesa, Wishmaster 3-&-4’s Jennifer Pudavick, Jumping the Broom’s Tenika Davis, and 2009’s Miss CHIN International Bikini pageant winner Kaitlyn Wong.

Peep the fun:

2011
06.01

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Rachael Taylor joins fellow Aussie starlet Isabel Lucas in Erik Van Looy’s erotically-charged psych-thriller Loft, a remake of the Belgian director’s 2008 thriller of the same name. The 26-year-old stunner will play Ann, a prostitute who falls for the man she’s hired to seduce.

Loft is the story of five married men who together rent an apartment where they can each take women to bone. Things go horribly awry when one of their conquests ends up dead and none of the men will admit to knowing how she got that way.

Portraying the married guys are Patrick Wilson (Insidious), James Marsden (Straw Dogs), Wentworth Miller (Resident Evil: Afterlife), Matthias Schoenaerts (Pulsar) and Eric Stonestreet (”Modern Family”). Lucas, the first female cast in the flick, plays naive sex-toy Sarah.

Taylor, who most recently wrapped Summit Entertainment’s alien invasion thriller The Darkest Hour, has starred in a number of genre flicks, including Michael Bay’s Transformers, Masayuki Ochiai’s Shutter, the British sci-fi actioner Ghost Machine and porn icon Gregory Dark’s mainstream slasher See No Evil.

She will next be seen as one of “Charlie’s Angels” on ABC’s upcoming reboot of the 1976 Aaron Spelling-produced TV series.

2011
06.01

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Michelle Trachtenberg, best known for playing Buffy Summers’ sister on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” is set to join “Battlestar Galactica’s” Katee Sackhoff in TV producer/director Shawn Pillar’s feature film debut Sexy Evil Genius.

Sackhoff plays Nikki Franklyn, a psychotic sexy ex-con who murdered an old flame and is now out to execute a revenge plot that involves a group of her former lovers. No real info on Trachtenberg’s role, or that of costars Seth Green (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”), William Baldwin (Flatliners), and Harold Perrineau Jr. (“LOST”).

Trachtenberg played Dawn Summers on Joss Whedon’s long-running hit series “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” The pretty 25-year-old also starred as a sorority girl in Dimension Films’ 2006 remake of the 1974 Canadian slasher Black Christmas.

Sexy Evil Genius goes into production this week in Los Angeles.

2011
05.31

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Columbia Pictures has released the first official trailer for David Fincher’s much buzzed-about adaptation of late Swedish author Stieg Larsson’s bestselling novel “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.” The thriller stars Rooney Mara as hacker-punk Lisbeth Salander and Daniel Craig as journalist Mikael Blomkvist.

The film arrives in theaters on Dec. 21.

Peep it:

2011
05.31

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Vagina Is More Than Meets the Eye!

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley makes her acting debut next month in a little film called Transformers: Dark of the Moon. To promote the flick, she’s allowed British GQ to photograph her vagina … sort of. I mean, you don’t really see it, but you know it’s like right there. Just look at it. It’s … it’s … it’s more than meets the eye.

The 24-year-old Victoria’s Secret model strikes a number of revealing poses in the magazine’s July issue. She also talks about the hardships of growing up beautiful while surrounded by ugly people in an exclusive interview. You can buy the mag on June 2.

Or peep some pics here:

2011
05.31

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While looking up interracial lesbian porn and hot chili recipes online today, I came upon a trailer for Chilean director Patricio Vallardes incest-fueled survival thriller En Las Afueras de La Ciudad (gringo translation: Hidden in the Woods).

Peep it:

The synopsis reads:

Ana and Anny are two sisters whom have been raised in isolation, under the atrocity of drug dealing and the incestuous obsession of their grim father. Finally fed up with the abuse, the girls call the police and he’s put in jail, but not before killing two of the officers.

Free from their father, they now have to escape from Tío Costello, the local drug lord, who’s trying to recover a large amount of drugs hidden deep within the woods.

Produced by Vallastudio Films, the intense “horror-drama” stars busty starlets Carolina Escobar (pictured above) and Siboney Lo (“Playa Salvaje”) in a story inspired by true events. The film has yet to secure U.S. distribution, but will open in Chili in October.

2011
05.31

German Invents Slingshot for Circular Saw Blades!

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Someone get Lionsgate on the phone! Looks like the studio may have pulled the plug on the SAW franchise a little too soon.

German slingshot innovator and maniac Jörg Sprave Dankung has created a weapon that can fling circular saw blades across the air. If that doesn’t beg for John Kramer’s return, then my name isn’t Laramore.

Peep it:

2011
05.31

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Photos of Adrianne Palicki from the nixed NBC pilot “Wonder Woman” have hit the web. A few of the shots feature the 28-year-old stunner in the star-spangled booty-shorts comic fans have been dying to see since the David E. Kelly reboot was first  announced.

Judging by the pics, looks like we missed out on something really stroke-able special. Sure, Hollywood insiders claim the pilot was crap. But, with the glaring lack of scantily-clad female role models on TV, I just feel we did little girls everywhere a big disservice.

Regardless, here’s hoping we soon get a look at Elizabeth Hurley as Wonder Woman’s archenemy Veronica Cale.