Twilight’svegetarian vampire (I know. So gay) Kellan Lutz stars in Platinum Dunes reboot of Wes Craven’s 1984 frightener A Nightmare on Elm Street. In an interview with MTV, the 24-year-old actor cites the original film as being truly frightening and admits to having had one-too-many sleepless nights after viewing it as a kid.
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You know what else attacks you in your sleep? Acid reflux. Lutz should try eating a 12-pack of Taco Bell Chalupas with a bottle of Milagro tequila. We’ll talk about dying in your sleep then … pussy.
By Eddie Muertos on March 4th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
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Warner Bros. has released a new BTS featurette for its upcoming remake of the 1981 classic fantasy-adventure Clash of the Titans.
Feast your eyes:
Directed by Louis Leterrier (The Incredible Hulk), Clash of the Titans stars Sam Worthington as Perseus, Liam Neeson as the all-mighty Zeus, and Ralph Fiennes as Hades, lord of the underworld. The film arrives in theaters on April 2, 2010.
To see Russian supermodel Natalia Vodianova transform into Medusa, click here.
Avatar sucked blue donkey dicks, but Stephen Lang’s portrayal of ethically-challenged Colonel Quaritch was a fun kick in the balls. Not surprisingly, the 57-year-old actor is being offered the villainous role of Khalar Singh in director Marcus Nispel’s Conan the Barbarian reboot.
Conan the Barbarian is set to start shooting in Bulgaria on March 15 with Jason Momoa (“Stargate Atlantis”) in the lead role of Conan and Mickey Rourke as Corin, the barbarian’s father.
Tomorrow, you can catch a two-minute-plus trailer of Zack Snyder’s big screen adaptation of author Kathryn Lasky’s Guardians of Ga’Hoole at any showing of Disney’s Alice in Wonderland. But, what if you die today on your way back home from work? You’ll never know what the owls looked like.
Well, relax. USA Today has scored some cherry images from the film (now titled Legend of the Guardians) showcasing some of your favorite feathered friends, including Queen Barran (pictured above), voiced by Deborra-Lee Furness.
Check out the other images:
Noctus is Soren's father. Voice by Hugo Weaving.
Nyra is an evil queen of the St. Aegolius Academy for Orphaned Owls. Voice by Helen Mirren.
Eglantine (left) is voiced by Emilie de Ravin, hero Soren (center) by Jim Sturgess, & Soren's brother Kludd (right) by Ryan Kwanten.
Boron (center-left) is the King of Ga'hoole. Voice by Richard Roxburgh.
First we got to see Evangeline Lilly’s phone sex ads, now we have Michael Emerson’s acting performance in an 18-year-old training video made for rookie prison guards.
I’m freaking out. It’s as if we’re getting a glimpse at a flash-sideways showing us what could have become of Lilly and Emerson had they not been cast on ABC’s hit series “LOST.”
Man, watching that, I just kept waiting for Emerson to work his bug-eyed mojo and get the inmate to believe that he should stay in prison because Jacob said so. Of course, that would occur right after the prisoner punched Emerson 300 times in the face.
Emerson won an Emmy award this year for his portrayal of genius puppet-master Benjamin Linus on ABC’s “LOST,” currently on its sixth and final season.
Proving you can’t keep a good woman down (not even six feet under), “Dexter” starlet Julie Benz has joined the cast of ABC Studios’ long-running hit show “Desperate Housewives.” The 37-year-old cougar plays Robin Gallagher, a ditzy ex-stripper out to seduce Dana Delany’s Katherine Mayfair.
(UPDATE: Benz also stars this fall on ABC’s ‘No Ordinary Family.’ See the trailer here.)
Check it out:
If Benz doesn’t win an Emmy for this performance, I sincerely hope her wardrobe department is at least recognized.
In other Benz news, the actress is also set to star as the scientist wife of Michael Chiklis on ABC’s new super-hero drama “No Ordinary Family.” Her character will have the power of super-speed.
Super-speed? Now, that’s a power every wife could use … to make us a fucking sandwich! (High-fives imaginary sexist friends).
We are now only a month away from watching Christina Ricci’s nude-turn in Anchor Bay’s upcoming psychological thriller After.Life. According to those who caught an early screening of the film during last year’s AFI festival, Ricci spends the better half of the flick in the buff.
Anchor Bay Entertainment has released the film’s first official trailer, but don’t go getting your lube and cock-ring out just yet—the clip is nudity-free.
Take a look:
Directed by Agnieszka Wojtowicz-Vosloo, After.Life centers on a young woman (Ricci), the victim of an automobile accident, who awakens to find that she is being prepped for burial by a mysterious mortician (Liam Neeson) who insists that she is dead.
After.Life begins its limited theatrical run on April 9.
Daryl Hannah and her nude breasts headline Chilean director Raoul Ruiz’s psychological thriller A Closed Book, premiering in the U.K. this month.
Based on the novel by Gilbert Adair, the story revolves around a British author (Tom Conti) blinded in an automobile accident and the mysterious, possibly sinister, American assistant (Hannah) he hires to help him write his autobiography.
The film has garnered an insane amount of God-awful reviews, but it does have something going for it: two totally frivolous nude scenes from 49-year-old cougar Daryl Hannah. You can peep one of the scenes here, but heads up—the ass shot is most likely a body-double.
Hannah’s creds include The Tie That Binds, Attack of the 50Ft. Woman, Memoirs of an Invisible Man, High Spirits, Brian De Palma’s The Fury, and Ridley Scott’s 1982 classic Blade Runner. As of late, she has been starred in such direct-to-DVD fodder as Dark Honeymoon, The Cycle, and Shark Swarm.
Audrina Patridge is sure to get a whole new group of stalkers thanks to her bikini-clad pictorial in FHM U.K. The star of last year’s sexy slasher Sorority Row and MTV’s horrific rich-bitch soap “The Hills” graces the cover of the magazine’s April issue.
The shots feature Patridge and her magnificent breasts frolicking beach side in various bikinis. The issue is available online and wherever the hell they still sell these things called magazines.
Guardians of Ga’Hoole author Kathryn Lasky broke some exciting news about Zack Snyder’s film adaptation of her books today. The trailer for Legends of the Guardians (that’s what it’s called now)will make its debut in the States and the U.K. ahead of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland on March 5.
My big news is about the Guardians movie! A trailer for it will be shown all across the country attached to Alice in Wonderland starting March fifth. Go look for it. By the way, the movie is called Legend of the Guardians. Hollywood is worried that nobody except you will know what Ga’Hoole means.
The Legend of the Guardians trailer runs 2 minutes and 15 seconds and will be presented in 3-D, where available. The film is due in theaters on Sept. 24.
