Former “NYPD Blue” babe Charlotte Ross is set to ride shotgun opposite Nicolas Cage in Summit Entertainment’s upcoming road-rage thriller Drive Angry 3-D. The milfy 42-year-old actress will play a waitress seduced by Cage during his quest to run down the assholes who killed his daughter and abducted his grandchild.
(UPDATE: TO READ ABOUT CHARLOTTE’S NUDE ROLE IN DRIVE ANGRY, GO HERE)
Ross rose to fame during her stint as Detective Connie McDowell on ABC’s crime-drama procedural “NYPD Blue.” A 2003 episode entitled “Nude Awakenings,” catapulted Ross to sex symbol status by featuring her gorgeous nude ass and impressive side-boobage in a controversial opening shower sequence that found her getting walked in on by a very young boy (why does that turn me on so much?).
I still remember the episode. It was as if my penis had written it. ABC was fined $1.4 million by the FCC in 2008. Why did the fine arrive five years after the offending episode had aired? My guess is it took the FCC that long to get their hands freed up to write up the paperwork.
I couldn’t find the actual episode to put here, but you can still get a good glimpse at Ross in the following clip (just try to overlook the idiotic pop-ups the poster added):
Drive Angry 3-D is directed by Patrick Lussier (My Bloody Valentine 3-D) and costars Amber Heard, Billy Burke, and David Morse. The film is slated to be in theaters on Feb. 11, 2011.
Disney’s Alice in Wonderland Ultimate Fan Event was held Friday night in Los Angeles at the Hollywood and Highland Center. Sponsored by Hot Topic, KIIS-FM, and MySpace, the star-studded event included onstage appearances by director Tim Burton and stars Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska, Anne Hathaway, Matt Lucas, Cripin Glover, Michael Sheen, and Helena Bonham Carter.
Sadly, Avril Lavigne was not on hand to perform her new single “Alice (Underground)” from Buena Vista Records’ Almost Alice soundtrack, but the record label’s shitty D-list artists Metro Station, Never Shout Never, 3OH!3, and Kerli were on hand to provide the evening’s musical entertainment.
Alice in Wonderland will be in theaters on March 5. To see a trailer, click here.
Disney’s film adaptation of Ubisoft’s hit video game Prince of Persia: Sands of Time arrives in theaters on May 28, 2010. The fantasy-actioner is directed by Mike Newell (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) and scripted by Jordan Mechner, creator of the Prince of Persia game. Jerry Bruckheimer (Transformers) produces.
The following is a pretty bad-ass three-minute making-of featurette:
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time stars Jake Gyllenhaal (Zodiac, Donnie Darko), Ben Kingsley (Shutter Island, Suspect Zero), Alfred Molina (Spiderman 2, Identity), and Gemma Arterton (Clash of the Titans 2010).
Like most of us with penises, Zachary Loring longed to make sweet, sweet love to Sorority Row star Audrina Patridge’s throat. When the 24-year-old actress ignored his poems, love letters, and outside-the-window loitering (What? No Mariachis?), Loring decided perhaps he’d like to strangle Patridge’s throat instead and sent her violent drawings of women being choked.
Patridge immediately filed a restraining order against Loring in September, citing she was “in fear for her physical safety and emotional well-being.”
Yesterday morning, Loring was arrested outside Patridge’s home. He is being held on $160,000 bail on a felony stalking charge.
Guys, if you’re gonna court women out of your league, stick to the tried-and-true methods: mountains of cash and cocaine. Works every time.
Actor Matt Lanter (Sorority Row, “Star Wars: The Clone Wars”) appears to really have enjoyed his kink-fueled sex scene with “Gossip Girl” Leighton Meester on the set of their new Screen Gems’ thriller The Roommate.
The actor crows to E! Online:
It’s a really exciting love scene. It’s kind of kinky, I’ll tell you that. I think people will really enjoy it. Leighton’s a really cool girl, so it wasn’t really awkward. She’s pretty hot.
The Roommate is an update on the Bridgett Fonda thriller Single White Female and stars Meester as an emotionally unstable college coed obsessed with her dorm-mate, played by Minka Kelly (Devil’s Highway). The film costars Twilight’s Cam Gigandet and “The Vampire Diaries” Katerina Graham.
Sometimes while I peruse the internet in search of Japanese tentacle porn and deals on kitchen appliances, I come across stuff that just makes me laugh.
I was always under the impression that Elle magazine was a sophisticated glamor magazine for women and not the kind of rag you jerk off to in the toilet. Well, judging from its upcoming March 2010 issue featuring slender brunette stunner Olivia Wilde, I was wrong.
The 25-year old star of Disney’s upcoming rebootTron: Legacy and director Jon Favreau’s Cowboys & Aliens strikes some pretty provocative poses, including one on all fours with her ass in the air (pictured above), commonly known as the “Face Down, Ass Up; That’s the Way We Like to Fuck.”
The following photos aren’t as stroke-worthy, but they’ll get you out of a pinch if nothing else is handy.
Terminators and transformers trip the light fantastic in the new sci-fi flavored music video from hip-hop artist the Black Eyed Peas. Over ten minutes in length, “Imma Be Rocking That Body” finds the Peas battling robots and civilians who dare attempt to not rock their bodies to the band’s infectious beats.
Of course, the most rewarding reason to sit through this video is to watch Fergie strut and shake her ass in revealing Barbarella-inspired outfits. The dancing robots are cute, but I’d be more than happy watching the Duchess take a squirt on the floor for 10 minutes.
Newcomer Zoe Sloane headlines indie studio Blinky Productions’ murderous-Lolita thriller Daddy’s Girl. Written. produced, and directed by some guy named Chris R. Notarile, Daddy’s Girl revolves around a teenage girl named Jessica who puts the hurt on her enemies while manipulating her alcoholic, widowed father into protecting her.
LatinoReview has printed a letter reportedly sent to Universal Pictures by Twi-hard fan Kayla Patterson who accuses the studio of ripping off The Twilight Saga: New Moonwerewolf character for their own lycan feature The Wolfman (a remake of Universal’s 1941 monster-movie classic).
Patterson takes Universal to task for turning werewolves into a “deformed mutation of a rabid dog” and scoffs at the ludicrous idea that they can be killed with silver bullets. The upset tween goes on to mock The Wolfman for its failure to beat Valentine’s Day at the box office and points out that Twilight’sTaylor Lautner is the only true and original wolfman.
Check out the letter:
This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remakingof the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies.
That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a “were wolf”. I don’t see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet*? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is “supposed” to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak.
If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn’t come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn’t even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.
FREAKIN LAUTNER DID! TEAM JACOB- cuz hes a REAL WEREWOLVE!
Universal Pictures The Wolfman is in theaters now. Personally, I feel it offends Teen Wolf fans all around the world. Team Fox! He’s the real werewolf!
