2018
04.29

Matilda Lutz Avenges Her Vagina In ‘Revenge’

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Italian actress Matilda Lutz (Rings) plays a hot, young mistress raped by her sugar-daddy’s asshole friends during a hunting trip in Revenge. Scrotum splatter follows as Lutz avenges her vagina after being left for dead in the desert by the aforementioned sphincters.

Horror fans will recognize Lutz as the lead in last year’s Rings, a second sequel to Gore Verbinski’s 2002 masterpiece, The Ring. Revenge made Clatto’s list of The 10 Sexiest Horror Films of 2017. It arrives in theaters and on demand May 11.

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2018
04.26

‘Venom’ Looks Fake, Right?

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Sony Pictures has released a new trailer for Venom, its much ballyhooed adaptation of the Marvel comic based on the popular Spiderman villain. Tom Hardy plays the creepy-crawly, a disgraced journalist empowered and consumed by an alien symbiote defeated and discarded by the beloved web-slinger.

The first trailer was met with a ridiculous amount of outcry for its failure to reveal the Venom character, but now we know the studio was right to conceal it … Venom looks awfully fake! Here’s hoping the CGI is incomplete on one of the few comic book heavies to actually look cool.

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2018
04.21

Wishing Olga Kurylenko Would Share a ‘Room’ w/ Us!

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If you were stuck in a mysterious room with Ukrainian stunner Olga Kurylenko and any wish you made came true so long as you stayed inside the house, what would you wish for? If you said anal, then The Room is sure to disappoint.

Kurylenko plays wife to a struggling comic-book artist who has grown disillusioned with her own career. They leave their life in New York for an old home in upstate New Hampshire and discover it has a secret room capable of granting them their wishes within its walls. They ask it for … a child – her idea we’re sure!

Kurylenko is best known for her roles as Tom Cruise’s wife in Oblivion and revenge-seeking Bond girl Camille Montes in Quantum of Solace. The Ukrainian stunner can also be seen in Neil Marshall’s Centurion and the big-screen video game adaptations Hitman and Max Payne.

2018
04.19

Get Lost In ‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’

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Universal Pictures has released the final trailer for Jurassic World 2: Fallen Kingdom. Helmed by Orphanage and The Impossible director J.A. Bayona, the new sequel is penned by demoted Jurassic World director Colin Trevorrow and new Hollywood hotshot Derek Connolly (Star Wars IX).

Fallen Kingdom finds Chris Pratt leading a mission to save his pet raptor from the island housing the now abandoned Jurassic World theme park, on the brink of destruction from its active volcano. Shit happens and the dinosaurs find themselves on the mainland wreaking havoc.

The film’s plot has been criticized for being derivative of 1997’s Jurassic Park: The Lost World by party poopers eager to kill any joy one might feel from watching a new Jurassic film. But, it looks awesome and thrilling despite having Pratt have a pet raptor again, which is lame, but not Jeff Goldblum-Gymkata-daughter lame.

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2018
04.14

Natalia Reyes Will Get a Rise Out of All of Us in ‘Terminator’ Reboot!

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Colombian actress Natalia Reyes (Pickpockets) is set to star as the female lead in producer James Cameron and director Tim Miller’s (Deadpool) Terminator reboot. Reyes will play Dani, a woman from a working barrio in Mexico City caught in the battle between humans and machines.

Reyes is best known for her work on the Latin soap “Lady, La Vendedora de Rosas” and Hannibal Rising director Peter Webber’s Netflix original film, Pickpockets.

Reyes joins a cast that includes Gabriel Luna (“Matador”) as the new Terminator, Diego Boneta (“Scream Queens”) as her brother, Mackenzie Davis (Blade Runner 2049) as a soldier assassin, and returning players Linda Hamilton as Sarah Conner and Arnold Schwarzenneger as our beloved T-800.

2018
04.12

You’re Gonna Need An Even Bigger Boat: The Meg!

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Warner Bros. has released a trailer for its shark thriller Meg. Based on the 1997 Steve Alten novel “Meg: A Novel of Deep Terror,” the film stars Jason Statham as a former Navy captain and deep sea diver attempting to rescue scientists trapped deep in the Pacific’s Mariana Trench by a 70-foot Megalodon shark.

Meg is helmed by Jon Turteltaub (National Treasure) and co-stars Li Bing-Bing (Resident Evil: Retribution), Cliff Curtis (“Fear the Walking Dead”), Rainn Wilson (“The Office”), Masi Oka (“Heroes”), Ruby Rose (John Wick 2), and Jessica McNamee (“Sirens”).

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2018
04.09

We Got a Good Feeling About ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’

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Disney has released a new trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story and, despite party poopers insisting we don’t need a young Han Solo movie, we couldn’t be more excited! Ron Howard helms the standalone with Alden Ehrenreich playing the beloved smuggler-turned-hero and Donald Glover as gambler Lando Calrissian.

The trailer gives us a glimpse of Woody Harrelson as Han’s mentor, Emilia Clarke as the hottie with ties to the criminal underworld, Paul Bettany as the baddie, and, of course, Chewbacca – whose age is revealed and who, apparently, had a lady wookie in his life!

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2018
04.08

Revenge Gets An ‘Upgrade’

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Leigh Whannell, the mind behind SAW and Insidious, returns with the sci-fi vengeance thriller Upgrade, starring Logan Marshall-Green (The Invitation) as Grey Trace – a man left paralyzed by the hooligans who murder his wife during a mugging.

Revenge becomes an option for Grey when a billionaire inventor presents him with STEM, an AI implant chip not only capable of restoring his physical attributes, but upgrading them to unstoppable killing machine status.

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2018
04.08

Denise Richard’s ‘Toybox’ Looks Like a Good Time!

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Skyline Entertainment has released a trailer for its new supernatural thriller The Toybox, starring Denise Richards (Wild Things) as a hot MILF tormented by an evil force while on a cross-country trip with her family and the mysterious sexy stranger they pick up along the way, played by Mischa Barton (“The O.C.”).

Richards, whose breakthrough came with 1997’s Starship Troopers and the following year’s epic who-done-it erotic thriller Wild Things, makes her return to horror with The Toybox. She hasn’t starred in the genre since 2001’s Valentine and 2003’s Scary Movie 3.

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2018
04.07

You’ll Always Remember Your ‘First Purge’

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The Purge, as we’ve come to know, is a government sanctioned 12-hour night during which all criminal activity, including murder, is permissible by law to satiate society’s need to be dicks and keep the peace for the rest of the year – all while slyly encouraging the less fortunate to turn on themselves.

But … did you know that The First Purge got off to a rocky start? Sure, some of your expected ruffians and ne’er-do-wells grabbed their bats and Party City masks to paint the town blood red, but most were too scared and/or morally conflicted to go out. The government had to send in troops incognito.

That’s what we learn while watching the recently released trailer for Blumhouse and Universal Pictures’ new Purge prequel, The First Purge. It makes sense. If you could break any law for one night, wouldn’t you just steal a pizza and stay in illegally downloading movies and music all night? Everything else seems like such a hassle.

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