2018
05.20

Bond Girl Bérénice Marlohe Strolls Into ‘Meander’

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French Bond girl Bérénice Marlohe plays a woman who wakes up in a “tube filled with deadly traps” and must navigate her escape in Meander, a sci-fi thriller from director Mathieu Turi, an assistant director on Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds.

Deadly traps??? Who would do that to a woman as stunning as Marlohe? Those traps shouldn’t bring harm; they should rip her clothes off and drop her into pits filled with Jello, oil, and/or horny lesbians!

Marlohe is no stranger to sci-fi indies, having recently starred in Revolt and Kill Switch. She also guest starred in an episode of David Lynch’s “Twin Peaks” revival series. She is best known, however, for playing vengeful former sex slave Severine in Sam Mendes’ Skyfall.

2018
05.19

Laura Vandervoort Has Got Us Foaming for ‘Rabid’ Remake!

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Laura Vandervoort is set to star in Rabid, a remake of David Cronenberg’s 1977 classic about a deformed accident victim who undergoes an experimental stem-cell treatment to make her hot again and suffers horrific and deadly side affects.

The Rabid Remake is helmed by Jen and Sylvia Soska (American Mary, See No Evil 2) from a script they wrote with John Serge (Dead On Campus).

Vandervoort is coming off a starring role in Jigsaw, a reboot of Lionsgate’s Saw franchise. Best known on the small screen for her role as Kara Zor-El (aka: Supergirl) on hit series “Smallville,” she’s also starred as a werewolf on “Bitten” and as a hot alien visitor on ABC’s “V” remake.

2018
05.19

Milla Jovovich Is Back As One Hot ‘Monster Hunter’

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Milla Jovovich knows where her bread is buttered is our way of saying the Resident Evil stunner is returning to video game adapted horror for her next sexy supernatural project: Monster Hunter. Based on the hit Capcom game, Jovovich will play a hot monster slayer-for-hire.

Paul W.S. Anderson — Mr. Jovovich to the rest of us — will direct the horror-actioner for Constantin Films. Budgeted at $60 million, Monster Hunter is slated to roll camera in Cape Town, South Africa in September. The newest volume of the game released this January and has sold more than 8 million copies.

Jovovich is coming off Resident Evil: The Final Chapter, the last in the series of hit films based on the popular Capcom video game series and helmed by Anderson. She’ll next be seen in Lionsgate’s Hellboy reboot.

2018
05.19

We’re Ready to Visit the ‘House That Jack Built’

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Lars Von Trier, the man behind Antichrist and brooding sci-fi drama Melancholia, is back with The House that Jack Built, a serial killer film applauded and walked out on during its world premiere at this year’s Cannes film festival.

Matt Dillon stars as Jack, a serial killer confessing five of his most significant murders over a 12 year span. Co-stars include Uma Thurman, Jeremy Davies (“LOST”), Sofie Gråbøl (“The Killing”), and stunner Riley Keogh (It Comes at Night).

The film has been criticized as torture porn by some and Von Trier appears to be playing with the whole this-is-fucked-up-but-you’re-more-fucked-up-cause-you-wanted-to-see-it angle, but we’re just hoping it rises above talky, artsy-fartsy porn.

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2018
05.15

Dakota Johnson’s ‘Suspiria’ Arrives In November!

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Amazon Studios has set a Nov. 2 theatrical release date for Suspiria, a remake of Dario Argento’s 1977 classic by director Luca Guadagnino (A Bigger Splash) and writer David Kajganich (The Invasion), starring Dakota Johnson, Chloë Grace Moretz, Tilda Swinton, and Jessica Harper, who topped the original.

Johnson takes the lead in the remake as Suzy Bannion, an American ballet dancer caught in a grisly murder spree at a prestigious dance academy in Europe that serves as a cover for something supernatural and sinister.

Johnson has had roles in acclaimed dramas Black Mass, A Bigger Splash, and the Social Network, but is best known for playing Anastasia Steele in the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise, adapted from the chart-topping erotic book series by E.L. James.

2018
05.13

Amanda Seyfried Goes Nude in ‘Anon’

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Amanda Seyfried reunites with her In Time director Andrew Niccol for a new sci-fi thriller titled Anon. This time out, Seyfried plays a hot and mysterious hacker in a future where anonymity no longer exists and every second of people’s lives is available for scrutiny through a government sanctioned implant.

Anon, a Netflix original film, is extremely stylish and fascinating in its depiction of a society that has given up all its privacy –very timely and thoughtful. But, let’s cut to the chase … is this one of the movies Seyfried deems worthy of boob baring? Yes, yes it is! And … it’s slow enough to enjoy without a million rewinds!

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2018
05.10

Ruby Modine Lives to See Another ‘Happy Death Day’

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Ruby Modine is reuniting with Happy Death Day co-star Jessica Rothe and director Christopher Landon for a sequel to the Blumhouse hit. Modine co-starred as Rothe’s roommate in the doom-loop thriller about a college student (Rothe) reliving the day of her murder while attempting to identify her masked killer.

Happy Death Day 2 is said to reveal the mystery behind the time loop while delving into time travel. New to the cast are Suraj Sharma (Life of PI) as a science geek and coder and Sarah Yarkin (“American Horror Story”) as his tomboy, nerdy cohort. Production on the film began today.

The original Happy Death Day has earned $123 million in worldwide coin.

2018
05.10

Olivia Munn Will Save Us From ‘The Predator’

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Twentieth Century Fox has debuted the first trailer for The Predator, a reboot of the popular franchise first introduced in 1987 as an Arnold Schwarzenegger sci-fi actioner. Shane Black (Iron Man 3) directs from a script he co-wrote with Monster Squad writer/director Fred Dekker.

Co-starring are action hero Thomas Jane (The Punisher), comedian Keegan-Michael Key, Trevante Rhodes (Moonlight), Alfie Allen (”Game of Thrones”), geek goddess Olivia Munn (X-Men: Apocalypse) as a sexy scientist, and Yvonne Strahovski (“Dexter”) as the hot MILF whose stupid kid brings about the alien hunters.

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2018
05.06

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Sony Pictures has set an Aug. 16, 2019 release date for the Ghosthouse reboot of the 2004 box office hit The Grudge. Nicolas Pesce (The Eyes of My Mother) directs from a script by Jeff Buhler (Midnight Meat Train) with shooting slated to begin this month.

The Grudge reboot stars Andrea Riseborough (Oblivion), Lin Shaye (Insidious), Demian Bichir (“The Bridge”), John Cho (“The Exorcist”), Jacki Weaver (Stoker), and busty stunner Betsy Gilpin (pictured), best known for playing foxy female wrestler Liberty Belle on the Netflix original series “GLOW.”

The original Grudge, a remake of Japanese director Takashi Shimizu’s 2002 ghost thriller Ju-On, starred Sarah Michelle Gellar (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) as an American nurse in Tokyo tormented by an evil birthed from rage.

2018
05.05

Buy, Stream, or Bury: ‘Winchester’

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My introduction to the Winchester Mystery House in San Jose, California came as an excited 20-year-old geek on a guided tour of the mansion and its strange and spooky rooms, once commissioned by the widowed heiress Sarah Winchester to appease the souls of those expired by her husband’s notorious creation: the Winchester rifle — “The Gun That Won the West.”

Built in 1884, construction on the Winchester mansion, according to lore, never seized until Sarah’s death in 1922 — topping at seven stories before being leveled to four by the San Francisco earthquake of 1906. The property is believed to be haunted to this day. With most of its corridors, stairways, and nooks leading to ceilings, walls, and falls — haunted or not, it’s genuinely creepy.

It’s also fascinating. Sarah Winchester was real and she built this place. Why would she do that? Was she nuts? Driven by the supernatural? Was it bad OCD?  I didn’t see ghost during my visit and the tour doesn’t allow guests to explore the house freely, but the experience was nonetheless unforgettable and left me curious for more.

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Helmed by the Spierig Brothers (Daybreakers, Jigsaw), Winchester is Lionsgate shot at the infamous ghost story — now available on DVD and Blu-ray. I could not have been more excited to see it.

Academy Award-winner Helen Mirren stars as the widow Sarah Winchester, dignified in her dread and formidable despite her emotional and physical frailty. Jason Clarke plays Eric Price, a drug-addled San Francisco shrink hired by the board of the Winchester Repeating Arms Co. to assess and declare Sarah bonkers so to repeal her stake in the company.

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The task appears to be an easy payday for Price (he can be bought for a price!), who seems to be losing a fight with demons of his own: drugs and depression. He feels he’s a fraud and a failure. Having experienced tremendous loss and blaming himself for it, he’s empathetic to the old woman’s sorrow and guilt, but dismissive of her ghost stories — despite the strange goings-on he soon begins to witness while at the mansion, including a somnambulant Sarah feverishly scribbling plans for new rooms in the seance quarters of the home.

The hundreds of rooms, Sarah explains, are designed to give the spirits closure and are demolished once they move on. Malevolent souls are imprisoned in their rooms with 13 nails (Sarah was said to be fixated on the number 13, i.e. stairways had 13 steps, chandeliers 13 arms, etc). The widow fears the angry ghosts are getting stronger and worries for the remaining family in her care, including her great nephew, who has proven vulnerable to a new evil. She knows Price briefly died after being shot by a Winchester rifle — a tragic event that haunts him still — and is eager to gain any insight the experience may have given him into the realm of dead.

“Instruments of death have a powerful connection to the after-world,” Sarah says, alluding to the refurbished bullet Price carries with him in his pocket — a memento of a loss worse than life and a foreshadowing to the twist that will help the widow face the sinister spirit seizing her family in retribution for his death and that of his brothers — victims on the wrong side of the American Civil War.

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Mirren is a delight to watch as Sarah Winchester, especially when going toe-to-toe with Clarke during Sarah’s initial assessment meetings. Clarke as Price is tragically affable, conveying his grief and uneasiness around the widow’s superstitions; his annoyance at her attempt to make him an ally, unaware of what she knows about his heartbreaking past. These are the most enjoyable scenes in the movie and set the stage for some high-brow horror.

Unfortunately, Winchester is a film that feels like it wants to take its time, but is also in a hurry to get to the next jump scare — they plague the film from its very start up until we meet Casper the Confederate ghost. The Winchester mansion, and its potentially terrifying labyrinth of lamenting souls and dead ends, is regrettably regulated to window dressing for just another possession flick. In short, Winchester is what you’d expect from a second or third sequel in franchise that’s gone straight-to-video — somewhat enjoyable with adjusted expectations.

Noteworthy on Winchester DVD and Blu-ray formats is the bonus featurette, “Driven by the Spirits: The Making of Winchester.” It provides interesting tidbits on Sarah Winchester and the mansion’s architecture — set design was pretty remarkable. It also includes interviews with Mirren, Clarke, and the Spierig Brothers — who discuss their approach to the film, cluing us in to why things may have turned out as they did.

Clatto says: Stream it.