A trailer has gone online for Inoperable, a time-loop thriller set in a hospital during a destructive hurricane. Scream-queen Danielle Harris stars in the film as a hot patient who keep waking up in an evacuted hospital and must figure out a way out before time runs out.
The film is directed by Christopher Lawrence Chapman (The Accident) from a script by Jeff Miller (ClownTown) and co-stars Katie Keene (Clowntown), Cher Hubsher (Amityville Terror), and Isabella Sofia Menna (Clowntown). It will have a limited theatrical run Dec. 1.
Hot, young witches in lingerie is all we need to know to pique our interest in Coven, a Wiccan based thriller conjured up by our cock and balls… oh, wait. That’s not true. It just feels like that. The film is directed by Maragaret Malandruccolo and written by Lizze Gordon. We don’t know who they are, but they’re geniuses!
Coven tells the tale of four undergrad witches in search of a new member to take the place of the one they murdered. Only then will they be able to unleash the powers of an ancient witch.
Gordon not only penned the script, she co-stars in the film alongside stunners Terri Ivens (Piranhaconda), Jocelyn Saenz (Amityville Terror), Sofya Skya (My Stepdaughter), Miranda O’Hare (“Age of the Living Dead”), Jessica Louise Long (Death Pool), and Margot Major (Screwed).
Jenna Elfman (“Dharma & Greg”) is set to join the fourth season of AMC’s “Fear the Walking Dead” as a series regular. Character details have not been revealed, but with the show most likely moving its location to Texas we speculate Elfman’s role could be that of “The Walking Dead’s” Abraham Ford’s wife!
A crossover event between the two series was announced at this year’s New York Comic Con and Abraham’s Texas-rooted backstory – and overall popularity – makes him a prime candidate. Abraham’s wife abandoned him with their two kids during the apocalypse after growing scared of what he’d become.
That choice would lead to their rightful demise… dumb-asses.
Now, we know Elfman’s casting is as a season four regular and actor Michael Cudlitz would reprise his role as Abraham for a short stint so there’s a chance we’re just talking out our asses, but maybe we see them together for awhile and then stick with her as she attempts to survive, leading to that rightful demise.
Sexy up-and-comer Casey O’Keefe is set to warm the cockles of your heart as a beautiful young woman who falls for a fat guy and takes him home for the holidays to meet her family in Gravitas Ventures’ Mercy Christmas, arriving on VOD Nov. 28.
But, don’t be fooled by the pretty blonde’s seemingly kind actions. She’s having the poor tubby bastard over for dinner as the main course! Might be a fair exchange if you ask us – assuming he’s already stuffed her stocking.
Hospitals are scary. If the jaded, inept nursing staff doesn’t kill you, the malevolent spirits of the dead patients just might! The latter appears to be what ails Shauna Macdonald (The Descent) in Dark Sky Films’ newly released frightener Nails.
Macdonald plays Dana, a mother and track coach left temporarily paralyzed by a terrible auto accident and tormented by a hospital boogeyman no ones believes to be real. Looks like terrifying stuff. Let’s hope there’s a glimpse of Macdonald in a backless hospital gown to ease the tension!
Romanian actress Alexandra Dinu co-stars alongside an award-winning cast in Bullet Head, a star-studded indie-thriller from writer and director Paul Solet, the twisted mind behind 2009’s sad and creepy dead-baby drama Grace.
Bullet Head follows three career criminals eluding capture after a heist gone wrong in a seemingly abandoned warehouse unaware of the bloodthirsty pit bull inside. John Malkovich, Adrien Brody, and Rory Culkin play the endangered thieves. Antonio Banderas is the gun-toting maniac on their ass.
Dinu plays Brody’s girlfriend. The film is rated R for violence, bloody imagery, drug use, and nudity(!) so let’s hope there’s a lot more to see from Dinu and not just some random shot of Malkovich’s old, saggy ass.
Aviron Pictures has released a teaser for Strangers: Prey at Night, the long gestating and eagerly awaited sequel to Bryan Bertino’s terrifying 2008 home invasion classic, The Strangers. Johannes Roberts (47 Meters Down) is at the helm with a script penned by Bertino and Ben Ketai (30 Days of Night: Dark Days).
Christina Hendricks (”Mad Men”) plays the busty matriarch of a family stranded at an abandoned trailer park and tormented by three masked killers: Pin-up Girl (Lea Enslin), Dollface (Emma Bellomy), and Man in the Mask (Damian Maffei).
Strangers was terrifying and brutal and, despite the retarded subtitle, the sequel is looking pretty intense. Watching the burlap sack guy pull up in the truck or give chase in a pool is fucking freaky! Slated for release March 9, 2018. Check out the creepy website.
Imagine being on a beautiful island in the middle of the night with Sabina Gadecki. Sounds pretty nice until you realize there’s something trying to kill you both. Nothing spoils the mood quicker than the need to keep breathing. But, what’s this cock-blocking murderous force and can it be stopped?
That’s what a group of college kids out at sea for some college kid fun must figure out in The Ninth Passenger. No details on Gadecki’s role in the thriller, but let’s hope it involves a bikini and low camera angles. The film is currently seeking distribution, but a trailer has gone online.
Hannah Emily Anderson, the sexy tatted forensic pathologist in the SAW prequel Jigsaw, is playing games again in What Keeps You Alive, a psychological thriller from writer/director Colin Minihan (Grave Encounters) that finds the sexy redhead in an embittered battle with her wife on their first year anniversary.
Playing Anderson’s hot lady lover is her Jigsaw co-star Brittany Allen. Okay, we don’t really know exactly how hot Allen is – she was wearing a bucket on her head for most of her screen time on Jigsaw and when it was off her face was melting, but… lesbians!
No major details on the film so we don’t know why they’re at each other’s throats or more importantly if they kiss, get naked, and/or scissor, but we’re already intrigued!
“Teen Wolf” and “Gotham” alumna Crystal Reed is heading back to the big screen in Incident at Ghost Land, a supernatural thriller from Martyrs‘ writer/director Pascal Laugier. The film marks Reed’s return to horror since 2013’s teen psycho-bitch thriller Crush.
Incident at Ghost Land stars Reed as a successful horror novelist living with her traumatized sister in the house where home invading assholes once threatened their lives and that of their mom’s 16 years ago. All is fine until a reunion with their mother triggers strange occurrences in their home.
Co-starring alongside Reed are Anastasia Phillips (“Reign”) as her loony sister and Mylène Farmer (Giorgino) as her mother. Taylor Hickson (Deadpool) and Emily Jones (High-Rise) play younger versions of the sisters. Incident at Ghost Land is slated for release April 2018.
