Confirmed: ‘Twilight’ Star Robert Pattinson Hates Vaginas


The Twilight Saga star Robert Pattinson announces in the March issue of Details magazine (available Feb. 23) that he has a strong aversion to vaginas. In the interview, the 23-year-old cock-gobbler actor complains about having to be stuck at a photo shoot with nude fashion models.

He says:

I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.

In related news, millions of tween girls have now sewn up their pussies and are waiting to die.

Vaginas. Why did it have to be vaginas?

Vaginas. Why did it have to be vaginas?

I do wonder, however, if Pattinson has always hated vaginas or was it Kristen Stewart’s baby-hole that has him running scared? Judging from her slovenly appearance in media photos, I imagine she has Buckwheat in a headlock down there.

Check out the following pictures of Pattinson and the offending vaginas:

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