The new trailer for Summit Entertainment’s The Twilight Saga: Eclipse premiered today on the Oprah Winfrey show and is now being viewed online by millions of self-cutting tweens.

The clip sets up the rise of a malicious vampire army and dives deeper into Bella Swan’s love triangle with vampire Edward Cullen and teen wolf Jacob (writing that sentence just made my balls roll out the room).

Question: Why do the werewolves look so ridiculously huge? They’re the size of rhinos!

Eclipse is directed by David Slade and arrives in theaters on June 30.

To see photos of stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart sucking face, click here.