“The Vampire Diaries” took a big bite out of the 11th Annual Teen Choice Hormone Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheater on Sunday in Los Angeles. The show, which returns for its second season on Sept. 9, was awarded seven surfboards (apparently teens surf? I thought their activities were limited to texting, popping zits, and texting?) at the star-studded shindig.

Along with wins for Choice Breakout Show and Choice Fantasy/Sci-fi, “The Vampire Diaries” scored nods for all three of its leads: Ian Somerhalder (Choice Villian), Nina Dobrev (Choice Breakout Star, Choice Sci-fi Actress), and the guy who isn’t Ian Somerhalder (Choice Breakout Star, Choice Sci-fi Actor).

As usual, the actors were on hand to receive their awards and suckle the collective clit of teen America with the utmost respect and humility their expensive beach house mortgages demand (I kid!). Afterward, Somerhalder and Dobrev ditched the guy who isn’t Ian Somerhalder and headed to LAX to catch a flight to their love nest (the two are rumored to be sucking more than necks these days).

Elsewhere, on the movie front, winners included Paranormal Activity (Choice Horror/Thriller), Avatar (Choice Sci-fi), and Twilight (Choice Everything Else).  Former teen heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio and current penis-throb starlet Zoe Saldana also took home surfboards for their respective performances in Shutter Island and Avatar.

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