Life is short. On any given day, you could meet your end. It could come from a random act of violence, an accident, or at the hand of the diseased-riddled, minimum wage-earning cook at your favorite restaurant. There’s nothing you can do about it other than to have your affairs in order and find a God to forgive all the terrible things you’ve done.
The worse thing about your imminent demise, however, has nothing to do with the loved ones you leave behind (you knew them all your life anyway) or the possibility of burning in eternal hell. The true horror of death lies on all the things you will miss out on while rotting in a worm-infested grave.
Things like actress Gemma Arterton’s nude breasts in Anchor Bay’s abduction-thriller The Disappearance of Alice Creed for example. If you missed the film’s limited theatrical run in the U.K. and selected cities in the States, you’ll have to wait until Nov. 23 to pick it up on DVD/Blu-ray.
But, what if you croak before then? Your penis’s soul will be doomed to roam the earth in a state of unrest. With that in mind, I have posted Arterton’s topless scene to ensure that doesn’t happen.
Enjoy (courtesy of JoBlo.com):