While you steal a few minutes away from your shitty, soul-killing job to surf the net in search of hot chicks, masturbating animals, and/or an amazing Groupon offer, “Hellcats” star Aly Michalka is earning obscene amounts of money to prance around in frilly outfits. If you’re lucky enough to have an office window, read no further and jump out.

Michalka, a former Disney Channel star (“Phil of the Future”), scored a surprised hit at the box office earlier this year with her horror film debut The Roommate. Not surprisingly, the sexy 21-year-old up-and-comer is now popping up in various magazines, the latest of which is Zooey.

Peep it … and get back to work, losers: