2013
08.23

Sofia Vergara, Alexa Vega Are Hot & Bothered In New ‘Machete Kills’ Pic!

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When a film studio releases an official image from an upcoming project, it usually ends up being a shot of some actor’s big head emoting. Thankfully, the folks behind Machete Kills know better and have released a photo to EW guaranteed to get your hard earned pesos on Oct. 11.

Machete Kills finds ex-federale Machete (Danny Trejo) recruited by the U.S. government to take down a billionaire arms dealer (Mel  Gibson) looking to trigger a world war.

Machete Kills co-stars Sofia VergaraAmber HeardZoe SaldanaLady Gaga, Vanessa HudgensAlexa Vega, Antonio Banderas, Demián Bichir, Cuba Gooding Jr; returning players Michelle Rodriguez andJessica Alba and Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States.

2013
08.23

Christina Hendricks Is Stripping In ‘Dark Places’

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Christina Hendricks (“Mad Men”) has joined the cast of French director Gilles Paquet-Brenner’s English-language debut Dark Places, an adaptation of Gillian Flynn’s best selling 2009 novel. Co-stars include Chloe Grace Moretz, Nicholas Hoult, Andrea Roth and Charlize Theron, who also produces.

Dark Places tells the story of Libby Day, who at the age of seven testified against her brother in the brutal massacre of her family. Fast forward 25-years and Libby has grown up to become a mess. Looking to turn a profit from her tragedy, she agrees to help a group called The Kill Club re-investigate the case.

Empire reports that Hendricks will play Krissi Cates, a sloppy, downtrodden stripper with enormous creamy white breasts who knows a thing or two about the Day murders. The film is slated for release in September 2014.

Photo: Esquire

Nicholas Hoult