2015
05.07

Welcome to ‘Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre’

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Below is the trailer for Chopping Mall and Not of This Earth director Jim Wynorski’s newest masterpiece, Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre. The film stars Traci Lords, making her return to horror since 2013’s Devil May Call and the acclaimed 2012 arthouse frightener Excision.

Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre follows a sexy group of female prison inmates on the lam in the Arkansas Bayou where giant prehistoric sharks hunt them in the swamp and on land Looney Tunes style.

Co-starring with Lords are a bevy of genre stunners including Dominique Swain (Girl from the Naked Eye), Cindy Lucas (Piranhaconda), Christine Nguyen (College Coeds vs. Zombie Housewives), and Amy Rasimas Holt (Dinocroc vs. Supergator).

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2015
05.04

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May the Fourth be with you.

It is a glorious day for Star Wars fans. Variety.com posted exclusive images from J.J. Abrams’ Star Wars: The Force Awakens. The pics were shot by Annie Leibovitz and give us our first look at Adam Driver (“Girls”) as Kylo Ren and Gwendoline Christie (“Game of Thrones”) as Captain Phasma.

Both Kylo Ren and Captain Phasma are loyalists to what remains of the Empire after its defeat in Return of the Jedi. Variety also reveals pics of Lupita Nyong in the motion capture that will transform her into pirate Maz Kanata, Oscar Isaac as a Resistance X-Wing pilot, and a variety of colorful background characters.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens arrives in theaters Dec. 18.

2015
05.03

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Gravitas Ventures has acquired distribution rights to writing and directing duo Kenny Gage and Devon Downs’ gruesome new slasher Anarchy Parlor (formerly titled Parlor). The company will release the film in theaters June 19 and on VOD May 12.

Robert Lasardo stars as an internationally renowned tattoo artist living in Lithuania where he targets American tourists with great skin for use in an underground art business. Complications arise when his protégé, played by Finnish model/actress and tattoo artist Sara Fabel, grows jealous over one of victims.

Clatto caught the world premiere of Anarchy Parlor last year at Screamfest LA, and not only was it the best film at the festival, it proved to be one of the most enthralling and fun slashers in recent horror, chockful of outrageous gore, frivolous nudity, and twisted humor.

Read our review of Anarchy Parlor here.

2015
05.02

Salma Hayek Enjoys a Hearty Meal in ‘Tale of Tales’

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Fairy tales can come true; it can happen to you, but pray they come from the Mouse House and not 17th century Italian author Giambattista Basile, whose collection of tales “Pentamerone” includes the earliest and most gruesome versions of “Sleeping Beauty,” “Rapunzel,” “Snow White” and “Puss and Boots.”

“Pentamerone,” also known as “Tale of Tales, or Entertainment for Little Ones,” is source material for director Matteo Garrone’s “Tales of Tales,” an enthralling, visually stunning piece of fantasy, starring Vincent Cassel, John C. Reilly, and a ravenous Salma Hayek. A trailer is now online, and it must be seen.

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2015
05.02

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It Follows star Maika Monroe is set to star in Roland Emmerich’s Independence Day 2, the sequel to the master of disaster’s epic 1996 alien invasion classic. Monroe replaces Mae Whitman (The Duff) as the President’s daughter and Liam Hemsworth’s (Hunger Games) love interest.

Monroe’s casting doesn’t come without controversy. While no one doubts the young up-and-comer’s talent and growing buzz, many insiders believe she was given the role by 20 Century Fox to remedy the fact that Whitman, who played the President’s young daughter in the original film, lacks stroke-value.

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Well… duh. Sure, everyone speaks about a world where looks don’t matter, but that’s just not truthful. We all notice when an attractive person is involved with a less attractive person. We judge and wonder how that came about. Salon.com and its ilk want to make it a sexist thing, but it’s not.

Men have dealt with it for years. What’s that hot chick doing with that old, fat dude? Must be money. But if that hot chick is with a Liam Hemsworth-looking dude, they don’t question the attraction. Personally, I think they still could have recast hotter. Was Megan Fox not around?

Releasing June 24, 2016, Independence Day 2 co-stars Jessie Usher (InAPPropriate Comedy), Charlotte Gainsbourg (Antichrist), Joey King (The Conjuring) and original stars Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, and Vivica A. Fox.

2015
05.02

This Trailer Is a ‘Nightmare’

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A trailer has gone online for director Rodney Ascher’s The Nightmare, a disturbing documentary on sleep paralysis. Eight people afflicted by the condition share tales of their horrifying experiences. Sleep paralysis affects many, a large number of whom report seeing shadowy figures looming over them.

The film scared the shit out of audiences at Sundance and SXSW, garnering plenty of positive buzz. Whether you have ever suffered an episode or not, sleep paralysis is just freaky. Watch the trailer posted below and think about it tonight in bed. The Nightmare arrives on VOD and selected theaters June 5.

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