2019
06.29

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“Black Sails” stunner Jessica Parker Kennedy plays a porno babysitter in the horror-comedy Deep Murder. Set in the world of porn, the murder mystery follows a group of archetypal porn characters as they evolve from sex-crazed tropes into real people while attempting to survive a homicidal maniac.

Kennedy co-stars with Katie Aselton (“The League”) in the film, but T&A fans knew nude responsibilities would most likely fall on Kennedy as she’s gone nude on “Black Sails.” Unfortunately, Kennedy sunk everyone’s hopes (and the movie’s chances for success) by revealing she keeps her clothes on and thinks porn is gross!

Kennedy tells Collider:

I was a lot more uncomfortable with the stuff I had to do on Black Sails because there was such a goofy element to this. And I got to keep my clothes on for this, unlike Black Sails, so I was actually a lot more comfortable, on set, than I had been in other situations that involved sex, and that sort of stuff.

We shot it at a mansion in Bel Air. That really helped a lot because the mansion was really, really cheesy, and apparently, quite a few actual porns had been shot there, in the past, which is really scuzzy and gross, but also amazing, at the same time because it put us in the exact kind of mind-set that we needed to be in.

Deep Murder is now available on VOD, but eh.

2019
06.26

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South African stunner Debs Howard stars in A.M.I. as a hot high schooler who inexplicably uses her newly found smart phone to set her dead mother’s voice on its A.I. instead of sending nudes to strange adult males like normal teens do!

Shit really hits the fan when the A.I. uses her sweet, dead mother’s voice to manipulate her into slaughtering peeps who have it coming. Viva Pictures releases the Rusty Nixon helmed film on VOD and Redbox on July 2.

Horror fans may recognize Howard from guest appearances on “iZombie,” “Supernatural,” and “The X-Files.” Though she often plays young, she’s far from being a real teenager so it’s okay to watch her work with your hand down your pants.

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2019
06.14

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Alexandra Daddario, star of San Andreas and your wettest dreams thanks to her scorching nude scene on HBO’s “True Detective,” is set to star in Celestial Blue, which regrettably is not a cheesy porno as its title may suggest.

Helmed by writer and director Zak Hilditch (1922), Celestial Blue stars Daddario as a hot and busty stewardess struggling with the recent death of her mother while attempting to survive a deadly pandemic onboard her flight from Los Angeles to Sydney.

Horror fans first fell for Daddario in Stevan Mena’s demented serial killer drama Malevolence 2: Bereavement. The gorgeous stunner has since starred in 2013’s Texas Chainsaw 3D, a reboot of the famed franchise, horror-comedy Burying the Ex, headbanger horror We Summon the Darkness, and the upcoming sequel to 2015’s San Andreas.

Daddario’s performance on “True Detective” made Clatto’s esteemed  list of The 5 Hottest Nude Acting Performances in Horror 2014.

2019
06.12

Get Ready for Rob Zombie’s ‘Three From Hell’

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Lionsgate and Saban Films have released a teaser for heavy-metal-hero-turned-filmmaker Rob Zombie’s Three From Hell, the third chapter in his white trash opus that begun with the ridiculously awful House of a 1000 Corpses and left off with the not as horrible as House of a 1000 Corpses sequel The Devil’s Rejects.

Three From Hell sees Bill Moseley, Sid Haig, and Sherri Moon Zombie return from the dead to cause more mayhem and violence. It is slated to arrive in theaters in September.

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2019
06.09

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Charlotte Vega is set to star in Constantin Film’s upcoming reboot of its 2003 backwoods horror gem Wrong Turn.Who is Vega? Horror fans may have caught a glimpse of the Spanish stunner in her 2012 film debut REC: Genesis and 2017’s highly underrated goth thriller The Lodgers.

Helmed by Mike P. Nelson (The Domestics) from a script by original Wrong Turn scribe Alan B. McElroy, the new film pits six New Yorkers against a mysterious and dangerous community living in the West Virginia mountains.

The original Wrong Turn starred Eliza Dushku (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) as a final girl hunted by inbred cannibals in the West Virginia mountains. The film took more than $28 million and spawned five gory and highly entertaining sequels.

2019
06.09

Freida Pinto Goes Nude In Apocalyptic Thriller ‘Only’

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Slumdog Millionaire’s Freida Pinto’s goes nude in Only, an apocalyptic thriller about a plague that is wiping out women, making survivors valuable to men who hope to impregnate them and a target for those looking to enjoy nonconsensual sexy time with them.

Pinto plays one of the hottest survivors alive. She must evade hunters eager to sell her ovaries to the government for a bounty and horny dudes who recognize her slamming body despite her efforts to hide it.

Early reviews have been harsh and dismiss the flick as a crappy spin on Y: The Last Man, but to us it’s more reminiscent of the 2002 adult film classic, Whore Hunters—which features a hill-billy hunter taking down a female with an arrow shot to the butthole! We’re sure Only doesn’t have anything remotely as hot, but Pinto nude is good enough!

2019
06.08

Brec Bassinger Gets Us Hooked for ’47 Meters Down: Uncaged’

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Entertainment Studios has released a first trailer for 47 Meters Down: Uncaged, a sequel to Johannes Roberts’ surprise hit 47 Meters Down, starring Mandy Moore and Claire Holt as sisters abandoned at the bottom of the sea in a shark cage.

This time out, the story centers on four hot teens as they explore a sunken city unaware of the man-eating sharks that call its ruins home. Sistine Stallone, daughter of Sylvester Stallone, and Corinne Foxx, daughter of Jamie Foxx, make their feature film debuts alongside Sophie Nelisse (The Book Thief), Brianne Tju (”Scream”), and Nickelodean star Brec Bassinger (pictured above).

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2019
06.02

Katie Aselton, Jessica Parker Kennedy Do Porn Comedy!

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Katie Aselton (”The League”) is a porn star dropped in the middle of a slasher in Deep Murder, a horror-comedy set in the world of porn in which life-and-death events force change among its archetypal characters, helping them evolve from sex-crazed tropes into real people.

Aselton plays a hotwife making a cuckold out of her husband by banging his brother. Stunner Jessica Parker Kennedy (”Black Sails”) co-stars as the hot babysitter. Funny enough, like porn, there seems to be a lot of unnecessary plot! But, you won’t find Aselton and Kennedy on PornHub so this will have to do…on VOD June 14.

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