It’s time to celebrate the very best in female nude acting. Any experienced and/or naturally talented actress can emote with engaging dialogue, range, emotional intelligence, and improvisational ability, but it takes an entirely different set of skills to make us care about a character solely based on her hotness.

This year we honor an American Eagle Klanswoman and bath tub water huckster, a Brazilian newcomer making her American feature film debut, a Hollywood MILF, an Oscar-winner, and a former child actor.

Comment, complain, and contribute below. If you’re some kind of historian, check out the Best Nude Acting for 2024, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, and 2014

05. SYDNEY SWEENEY (THE HOUSEMAID)

Sydney Sweeney shows off her good genes in Paul Feig’s The Housemaid, an adaptation of Freida McFadden’s sexy page-turner about a homeless ex-con—with big ol’ tiddies—hired by a wealthy family to be their live-in housekeeper.

Sweeney plays the mysterious housemaid, with her boobs spilling out of her top in most scenes. They’re finally sprung free when she bangs the man of the house in a hotel room. The action isn’t as graphic as some of her previous nude acting, but it’s Sweeney! How privileged are we to see such glorious hooters?

Sweeney is part of the boob elite, the top one percent of women with enormous, beautiful breasts. She jiggles among heavy hootered heroines like Salma Hayek, Alexandra Daddario, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johansson, Dolly Parton, and Monica Bellucci. We are not worthy of her gifts… so she ranks with a soft scene.

04. ELIANE REIS

Brazilian bombshell Eliane Reis makes her feature film debut in Bone Lake, an erotic thriller about homicidal sweethearts who enjoy destroying other couples’ relationships before killing them and tossing them in a lake.

Reis and her boyfriend in the film open the movie nude and frightened, running through the woods while being hunted by the deadly duo. Reis’ huge boobs and big bubble look amazing in motion, all jiggle and bounce as she jumps, tumbles, and eventually falls bent over a log.

Her performance falls between Betsy Rue’s amazing nude cat-and-mouse performance in My Bloody Valentine (2009) and Briana Evigan’s bikini chase in Rite of Passage.

03. DIANE KRUGER (THE SHROUDS)

Diane Kruger plays a cancer victim so hot her husband needs to watch her body decompose under ground through an app he’s created. It’s totally understandable. The former model and star of such hits as Inglourious Basterds, the National Treasure franchise, and FX’s underrated crime drama “The Bridge,” is gorgeous, even at 50’s door! We’d worry about grave robbers too.

The Shrouds shows Kruger’s character withering away from the disease and its treatment. But as her body begins to resemble a motorcycle jacket, with scars, stitches, and amputations, she remains sexy and down to fuck.

The movie is bleak and what happens to Kruger a travesty. But while your holding back tears and masturbating, the mastery of her performance will live on with you long after you’ve flushed your baby batter down the toilet. Bravo!

02. JENNIFER LAWRENCE (DIE MY LOVE)

Jennifer Lawrence may have lost at this year’s Golden Globes for Die My Love, but at Clatto we honor her gorgeous globes every chance we get!

Lawrence plays a new milf suffering from postpartum depression in writer/director Lynne Ramsay’s (You Were Never Really Here) horror-comedy Die, My Love, an adaptation of Argentine writer Ariana Harwicz 2017 novel “Matate, Amor,”

Lawrence performs in six nude scenes, including two full-frontal! The Oscar-winning stunner has never been shy about showing off her curves, going nude in Red Sparrow, No Hard Feelings, and Mother, and has only gotten more bold as she embraces MILFdom. “I’m not sensitive about nudity,” she told the press recently while promoting Die My Love.

01. IVANA BAQUERO (SPARTACUS: HOUSE OF ASHUR)

Where does the time go? In the blink of a palm’s eye, Pan’s Labyrinth star Ivana Baquero has grown into a beautiful thirty-something stunner, appearing nude as slave girl Messia in Starz’ new “Spartacus” spinoff “House of Ashur.”

Baquero goes full-frontal during her sex scenes as Messia, banging Ashur and fellow servant girl Hilara—played by redhead babe Jamaica Vaughan—and dyking out with Julius Caesar’s wife Cornelia, portrayed by stunner Jaime Slater.

Baquero is smoking hot and, adding heat to her nudity, is the unexpected revelation that she was the young star of Guillermo del Toro’s Pan’s Labyrinth in 2006. Why that fat bastard ain’t hiring her now for some nude roles is crazy!

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