For more than a year now, Clatto has been reporting on horror, sci-fi and fantasy. It’s what we do and what we love. But, sometimes, life gets very serious and you have to set aside entertainment to deal with the things that truly matter most to us as a society.

With that in mind, Clatto is taking this moment to post about such an occurrence:  Sofia Vergara revealed this month in Allure that her breasts are a size 32F and that she weighs 130-lbs. Yes, take a moment to masturbate reflect on those stats.

Vergara, best known for her Emmy-nominated role as trophy-wife Gloria Delgado-Pritchett on ABC’s “Modern Family,” will soon be seen as leather-clad femme fatal Madam Desdemona in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills, a sequel to the director’s 2010 grind-house actioner Machete.