Happy New Year! It’s time to look back at the movies that gave us chills and thrills that we feel bad about.

2023 found hot women chased by serial killers, possessed by demons, DPed and knocked up by God and the Devil, cloned, caught in terrible weather, and manipulated by AI.

Comment, complain, and contribute below. Don’t forget to check out our lists for 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, and 2019.

10. MURDERCISE

Girls at the gym are hot. But, let’s face it, secretly recording them on your smartphone ain’t easy when you’re having a coronary on the treadmill.

Murdercise, a throwback to 80’s killer workout flicks, is all neon leggings, colorful leotards, leg warmers, bandeau tops, yoga stretches, and camel toes! It’s your Kathy Smith exercise video, Olivia Newton John’s “Physical,” Jamie Lee Curtis in Perfect spank bank revisited, but with nekid scream queens!

Set in the 80s, the movie follows a group of misfit babes attempting to shoot a workout video while being catty and battling a deranged killer! Eighties porn legend Ginger Lynn Allen is also along for the ride and drops her first nude scene in seven years!

09. DELIVER US

We’ve all heard the story about the immaculate conception. One day, Joseph came home from a hard day of carpentry to find out he’d been cuckold by his wife, Mary, and the Lord All Mighty. She got pregnant and he had to raise the kid or get afflicted with boils or worse.

Well, Joseph got off easy! Mary could have been tagged teamed by God and the devil! That’s what happens in Deliver Us to a hot Russian nun, played by Maria Vera Ratti, who delivers us some full frontal goodness.

Busty newcomer Jaune Kimmel nearly steals the show, however, when she flashes her glorious boobs. Why the deities didn’t pick those double d’s instead is a mystery.

08. FOG CITY

Every movie you have ever seen would be better if the women were all hot and wore obscenely short skirts, lingerie, or bikinis. For example, Silence of the Lambs, The Conjuring, and all Marvel movies would have been better with their female characters in obscenely provocative outfits.

The makers of Fog City understand. Hot women in ass-baring outfits are trapped in their Cape Cod vacation home when an orange fog is unleashed on the town, turning folks into rage-filled assholes.

The stroke-worthy cast includes “Days of Our Lives” regular Victoria Konefal and “Michael J. Fox Show” and “Joan of Arcadia” alumna Juliette Goglia. But Cody Kennedy in her cutoffs and nude scene steal the show.

07. EVIL DEAD RISE

Hot chicks are hot to their dying day…and then some. Necrophilia wouldn’t be a search term on Pornhub otherwise (made you look!). While the Deadites of the Evil Dead universe are brutally violent, scary, and downright mean, some of them lady demons are sexy!

The goo-goo ghoulish eyes, grey, rotting flesh, freakishly wide smiles work wonders for these demonic damsels. And, let’s face it, possessed poon beats bipolar poon in the sheets.

“Vikings” stunner Alyssa Sutherland stars as a hot, single milf raising three kids in a crappy L.A. apartment whose hot, recently knock-up, groupie sister (Lily Sullivan) shows up at the moment the family is attacked by Deadites.

06. FOE

Saoirse Ronan is more friend than Foe when she flashes her lovely ta-tas . in this slow burn sci-fi drama about a horny chick who bangs her husband’s clone while he’s stuck working in space for two years or something like that.

Ronan, best known to genre fans for The Lovely Bones, Hanna, and Byzantium, goes nude in three scenes. Repeated viewings may be necessary. Not because the scenes are particularly hardcore or anything, but because you might doze off waiting for them to pop up.

05. SUITABLE FLESH

When it comes to nudity, Heather Graham is far from hanging up her skates. Forever etched in our minds as Rollergirl in 1997’s Boogie Nights, she continues to show what the good Lord blessed her with in numerous movies, including this adaptation of the H.P. Lovecraft short story, “The Thing On the Doorstep.”

Graham, looking hot at 53, plays a shrink who misdiagnoses a man with dissociative identity disorder and ends up demon possessed when he bangs her out. GILFy Barbara Crampton is also along for the ride as her colleague.

04. M3GAN

Eight-year-old Cady is sent to live with her super-busy aunt when her parents are killed in a car accident. A roboticist for a cutting edge toy manufacturer, her aunt dumps her on a life-like, AI-powered doll she has designed to be a companion for unlovable kids and allow parental figures to tune them out guilt free.

Unfortunately, M3GAN is a killing machine. She’s also a sexy dancer and looks like the TikTok jail-bait you stroke to daily. Seriously, who would buy a doll like this for their kids? You don’t buy misfit girls a hot chick to be their companions. You buy them fat, ugly dolls that they can feel superior to!

Parents would never buy M3GAN. It would, however, be a huge bestseller among Japanese business men. But, let’s not feel bad about including this movie on Clatto’s list. It’s not as controversial as it may appear. When you can find a character as a Halloween/Cosplay costume for grown women, you know it was meant to be sexy.

03. INFINITY POOL

Rich degenerates discover they can be as naughty as they want to be by purchasing clones to suffer the consequences of their heinous actions. Imagine all the sick things you would do if you knew you couldn’t get in trouble. It’d be like living in California minus the high taxes.

“Dark Matter” and “Handmaid’s Tale” star Amanda Brugel shows some buns while Caroline Boulton (“Halo”), Anita Major, and renowned go-to nude thespian Mia Goth bring on the full frontal attack.

02. REBEL MOON – PART ONE: A CHILD OF FIRE (DIRECTOR’S CUT)

Zack Snyder does us a solid with the director’s cut of his ambitious Star Wars knockoff for Netflix, Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire. The film’s star and stunner Sofia Boutella, who first graced this list in 2019 for Climax, goes topless in a fairly generous love scene.

But, that’s not all! There are Priestesses stripped totally nude and branded with some sci-fiey hot iron, including Hollywood stunt woman Vaia Zaganas (“Yellowstone,” Birds of Prey), whose huge and gorgeous Zaganas get a glorious closeup.

And there’s more! Snyder must have wanted to show gratitude for all that “release the Snyder cut” love he got from fans for Justice League because both the Boutella and stripped Priestesses scenes happen 15-to-20 minutes into the 3.5 hour director’s cut.

01. KILL HER GOATS

Playmates and scream queens are hunted down in lovely Cape Cod by terrifying new Hollywood monster Goatface, played by Kane Hodder of Jason Voorhees fame. The movie is fun and charming with solid kills and practical effects and the babes look amazing in and out of their undies.

Kill Her Goats is the kind of movie where you’ll see a hot girl walk through a cemetery in the dark of night in nothing but her undies, a bootylicous victim has her sweats inadvertently pulled down while trying to escape Goatface, the camera is always below the girl’s ass when following her upstairs, boobs are in constant motion, and every girl’s skirt is impractically short…everything you wish would happen in real movies!