Jessica Biel (pictured above) and Colin Farrell were recently photographed in Toronto while on the set of director Len Wiseman’s (Underworld) remake of Paul Verhoeven’s 1990 sci-fi classic Total Recall. The duo play prostitute/resistance fighter Melina and protagonist Doug Quaid.
Peep the pics, yo (via Kino Gallery):
Former “Criminal Minds” star Rachel Nichols takes her big beautiful breasts to the beach in the August issue of Maxim magazine. Along with showcasing her bikini-wearing talents, the publication scores an interview that reveals the kind of man the gorgeous 31-year-old is looking for (Spoiler Alert: It’s not you).
She says:
Confidence and sense of humor? Excuse me, but fuck that! My type is really young, short, athletic, and smart. I know, you want to be with someone who’s going to be your friend—yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want the Adonis line, the two down the hips to the waist. And a guy has to be able to accept criticism about his clothing. I can be very particular about what I like and don’t like.
Short? Athletic? Really young? I’m guessing Nichols is looking for a guy like this:
Nichols creds include Platinum Dunes 2005 Amityville Horror remake, Summit Entertainment’s underrated P2 thriller (her first starring role), and the horrible blockbuster G.I. Joe. She also starred as black-ops agent Rachel Gibson on the final season of J.J. Abrams’ “Alias” and played FBI Agent Ashley Seager on the hit CBS series “Criminal Minds.”
Nichols will next be seen in director Marcus Nispel’s upcoming Conan reboot, in theaters Aug. 19. She plays a busty warrior monk who gets into what promises to be an intense cat-fight with costar Rose McGowan’s evil witch character.
Photos from director Matthew Spradlin’s big-screen adaptation of his and Barry Wernick’s comic book “Bad Kids Go to Hell” have hit the web. Seen in the shots are Ali Faulkner as Tricia Wilkes, Augie Duke as Veronica Harmon, Chanel Ryan as Mrs. Gleason, Cameron Dean Stewart as Matt Clark, and the awesome Judd Nelson as Headmaster Nash.
Described as The Breakfast Club meets “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” Bad Kids Go to Hell follows the mysterious murders of six privileged private school students during an eight-hour Saturday morning detention. Rounding out the cast are Amanda Alch as Megan McDurst, Marc Donato as Tarek Ahmed, Roger Edwards as Craig Cook and Eloise DeJoria as Governor Wilkes.
Bad Kids Go to Hell is slated for release next year, but fans can keep up on the project by checking out its Facebook page.
Peep the pics:
Those who can’t wait to visit Kate Beckinsale in the Underworld next January may want to stop by San Diego’s Comic-Con. The beautiful 37-year-old Brit will be front-and-center at the Underworld 4: New Dawn panel, taking place at Hall H on Friday, July 22, from 1:30 pm to 2:00 pm.
Joining Beckinsale on stage will be costars Michael Ealy (“FlashForward”) and Theo James (You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger); directors Mans Marlind and Bjorn Stein (Shelter); and producer/hubby Len Wiseman. Rumor has it attendees will get a sneak peak at the film, which opens wide in theaters on Jan 20. 2012.
Underworld 4: New Dawn finds vampire Selene (Beckinsale) awakening from a 15-year coma to discover that she is mother to a 14-year-old half-vamp/half-lycan daughter. Together, they take on an evil corporation hellbent on creating super lycans.
Kate Beckinsale is one Clatto’s Ten Hottest Horror/Sci-fi Babes of the Past Decade.
MTV has set an August 29 premiere date for its new horror-comedy series “Death Valley.” Set in the San Fernando Valley during a supernatural uprising that finds the streets overun by zombies, vampires, and werewolves, the show follows a camera crew as it documents the LAPD’s efforts to contain the chaos through their Undead Task Force.
The show stars “Mad Men” starlet Caity Lotz (pictured above), Tania Raymonde (“LOST”), Vene L. Arcoraci (Minority Report), Bryan Callen (Scary Movie 4), Toby Meuli (The Craigslist Killer), Texas Battle (Final Destination 3), Bryce Johnson (“Pretty Little Liars”), and Courtney Halverson (Freaky Faron).
Welcome to the valley:
Pretty 22-year-old up-and-comer Kayden Rose is set to star in Canadian director Éric Falardeau’s disturbingly sick feature film debut Thanatomorphose (a french word meaning the visible signs of an organism’s decomposition caused by death).
The film’s synopsis reads:
One day, the young and beautiful Laura wakes up and finds her flesh rotting…
A strange and claustrophobic tale of sexuality, horror and body fluids…
THANATAMORPHOSE.
Oh, man, and you thought that itchy rash you got from last week’s hook-up was bad. Let this movie serve as a warning. Don’t hop in the sack with French people. You never know what kind of diseases and parasites they’ve caught from eating snails all day (Sorry … seen too many episodes of “Monsters Inside Me”).
Thanatomorphose costars Davyd Tousignant, Émile Beaudry, eryka L. Cantieri, Karine Picard, and Roch-Denis Gagnon. It is slated for release late next year. To learn a little more about Rose, go here.
Now, peep the horrifying teaser:
“Dollhouse” star Dichen Lachman has been cast for the second season of the Syfy supernatural series “Being Human.” The 29-year-old Australian-Tibetan looker will play a centuries old royal vampire named Izumi.
“Being Human” centers on a trio of supernatural entities living together in a Boston loft. Every week a misunderstanding makes their landlord, Mr. Furley, believe that they are all having sex. The series stars Meaghan Rath as ghost Sally Malik, Sam Huntington as werewolf Josh Radcliffe, and Sam Witwer as vampire Aidan McCollin.
Lachman, whose Tibetan name translates to “big sin,” is best known for her portrayal of active Sierra on the Joss Whedon-produced sci-fi series “Dollhouse.” Additional creds include the Syfy monster movie Aztec Rex, the vampire thriller Bled, and an upcoming appearance on Starz’ new series “Torchwood: Miracle Day.”
Production on season two of “Being Human” is set to begin soon in Montreal.
Dimension Films’ Piranha 3-DD, the first sequel to Alexandre Aja’s well-reviewed-but-dead-in-the-water Piranha 3-D, will surface in theaters across the country on Nov. 23. Directed by John Gulager (Feast), the film promises buckets of gore, gross-out humor, and gratuitous amounts of female nudity.
Danielle Panabaker is toplining the fish-&-chicks frightener, but those expecting to see the 23-year-old babe’s lures will be sorely disappointed. The selfish star of such films as The Crazies, Friday the 13th, and The Ward is all-tease-and-no-please in the otherwise raunchy flick.
Asked if she goes nude, she tells Fearnet:
No. Absolutely not. I do spend a fair amount of the movie in my bikini, though.
Thankfully, Hollywood is filled with selfless actresses not spoiled by success who know that their naked bodies can only elevate the artistic merit of any given project. A few of these angels apparently pick up Danielle Prudishbaker’s slack.
She says:
The movie takes place in a water park. My character’s step-father owns the park, and she is coming to work there over the summer. And fishy things start to happen!
There is lots of T&A. From my first scene, there is a lot of that going on, and it just continues throughout. It will not disappoint.
Piranha 3-DD costars Katrina Bowden (“30 Rock”), Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future), David Hasselhoff (“Baywatch”), Gary Busey (Predator 2), Ving Rhames (Pulp Fiction), Meagan Tandy (Unstoppable), Chris Zylka (Shark Night 3-D), David Koechner (Final Destination 5), and a bevy of nameless, top-heavy starlets.
Danielle Panabaker made Clatto’s list of The 20 Hottest Women Working in Horror/Sci-fi Today.
When I first heard of director Paul W.S. Anderson’s (Resident Evil: Afterlife) big-screen re-imagining of French author Alexandre Dumas’ beloved adventure novel “The Three Musketeers,” I mistakenly figured it would be an action film and not Clatto material.
Well, imagine my surprise when I peeped Summit Entertainment’s trailer for the new Anderson 3-D re-do and discovered that our 17th century heroes Athos, Porthos, and Aramis lived during a time of sophisticated gadgetry and flying buccaneer ships!
Check it out:
Really … it just goes to show that our school system in the U.S. blows. I can only wonder what other works of literature were tampered with by our educators. If I find out that Chaucer’s “Canterbury Tales” actually included a rogue band of illegal street racers on light-cycles, I’m gonna be pissed.
The Three Musketeers stars Matthew Macfadyen (Athos), Ray Stevenson (Porthos), Luke Evans (Aramis), Logan Lerman (D’Artagnan), Christoph Waltz (Cardinal Richelieu), Orlando Bloom (Duke of Buckingham), Juno Temple (Queen Anne) and Milla Jovovich (M’lady De Winter).
The film swings into theaters on Oct. 14.
Sucker Punch starlet Jamie Chung is set to topline director Megan Griffiths’ (The Off Hours) human trafficking drama Eden. The 28-year-old stunner will play an abducted Korean-American girl who is sold into prostitution for two years, during which time she gains influence over her captors through manipulation.
Though frightening in concept, the based-on-a-true-story film is most likely to play out as a drama so you can probably forget about seeing a half-naked Chung unloading shotgun rounds into sleazy redneck crotches. But, don’t lose hope: Hooker + indie-drama = sad girl nudity.
Chung’s genre creds include the 2009 remake Sorority Row, Dragonball Evolution (based on the Japanese Dragon Ball magna), and the indie-anthology Burning Palms, in which she played a girl tormented by the phantom smell of shit after begrudgingly fingering her boyfriend’s asshole upon his request.
Eden is slated to shoot in Seattle and eastern Washington in August.