2010
06.24

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Director Tim Sullivan has released the “final beyond red band trailer” for his upcoming hillbilly horror show 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams, available on DVD on July 20. The clip features more blood, more boobs, and more barnyard sex.

Take a peep (courtesy of Dread Central):

If you need a little story with your boobs, the film’s synopsis reads:

When this year’s round of unsuspecting Northerners fail to show up for their annual Guts ‘N Glory Jamboree, the residents of Pleasant Valley take their cannibalistic carnival on the road and head to Iowa, where they encounter spoiled heiresses Rome and Tina Sheraton and the cast and crew of their “Road Rascals” reality show.

Performing “The Bloodiest Show on Earth”, our Southern Maniacs prove more than ratings killers in what John Landis has called ‘one of the rare sequels that surpasses the original.’

2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams features quite a motley crew of actors, including Bill Moseley (Devil’s Rejects), Lin Shaye (Kingpin), Nivek Ogre (Repo! The Genetic Opera), Penthouse Pet Kathy Marie Johnson, sisters Courtney and Ashley Peldon, Ahmed Best (voice of Jar Jar Binks!), the god-awful Tony Todd (Candyman), and Playboy model Christa Campbell.

2010
06.24

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Robert Pattinson has got a message for all the Twi-hards that have camped out in front of L.A.’s  Nokia Theater since Sunday to see him and costars Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner arrive at tonight’s premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse: He’s bored.

Pattinson tells The  New York Times:

It can get a little boring. The good news is that the whole thing is done in seven months.

The 24-year-old Brit also expressed his distaste for fame:

Kristen is better about dealing with photographers than I am. I’ve learned to let it go a bit, but I’m still really bothered by it. The more you are exposed, the more people irrationally hate you.

Yes, people. It’s irrational to hate a foreigner who gets paid millions by Hollywood to pretend to be a vampire while the rest of America’s unemployed stab each other in the eye for a chance to be a sandwich artist at Subway.

Pattinson’s only other starring role to date has been in Summit Entertainment’s Remember Me which grossed a not so sparkling $19 million in the U.S.  and a total of $27 million worldwide.

2010
06.23

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Twentieth Century Fox has released an international trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s Predators. The clip showcases the film’s violence and gore and provides a glimpse at plenty of new footage, including predator wolves.

Robert Rodriguez’s Predators follows a group of harden human killers and low-lifes taken to an alien planet to be hunted by the Predators. The film stars Adrien Brody, Laurence Fishburne, Walton Goggins, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, and everyone’s favorite Mexi-can Danny Trejo.

The film arrives in theaters on July 9.

Peep it:

2010
06.23

Elvira Returns to the Boob Tube with New Episodes of ‘Movie Macabre’

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Milf of the macabre Elvira is jiggling her way back to the boob tube. The 58-year-old horror icon (played by Cassandra Peterson) announced on her “B-Log” that she will once again host “Elvira’s Movie Macabre,” the show that launched her career in 1981.

(UPDATE: TO READ MORE ABOUT “ELVIRA’S MOVIE MACABRE” & GET LOCAL LISTINGS FOR PREMIERE EPISODE, CLICK HERE)

Check out the teaser:



“Elvira’s Movie Macabre” featured the Mistress of the Dark ripping on low-budget D-grade horror such as The Devil’s Wedding Night, The Werewolf of Washington, and blaxploitation classic Blackula.

The “Movie Macabre” reboot will be syndicated nationally this fall (check local listings for channels and times) and feature all-new episodes.

2010
06.22

Prepare to Spank the Monkey: Freida Pinto Joins ‘Rise of the Apes’

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Slumdog Millionaire’s Freida Pinto is joining actors James Franco and John Lithgow in 20th Century Fox’s Planet of the Apes prequel Rise of the Apes.

Directed by Rupert Wyatt, Rise of the Apes follows a scientist’s (Franco) attempt to protect an ape named Caesar from the doctors using him as a test subject in Alzheimer’s research. What follows sets the stage for a simian revolution.

Pinto has been cast as a primatologist. Lithgow will play Franco’s father and Alzheimer’s patient.

The film goes into production this summer in British Columbia.

Pinto is currently wrapping director Tarsem Singh’s (The Cell) swords-and-sandals fantasy Immortals.

2010
06.22

Monica Bellucci & Sophie Marceau ‘Don’t Look Back’

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As most married men know, it’s not uncommon to see one’s hot wife eventually morph into the kind of chick you’d see during a pan-shot of the Dr. Oz audience. But, what if one’s hot wife actually turned into an even hotter wife?

IFC Midnight has released the first official trailer for French director Marina de Van’s new psychological thriller Don’t Look Back. The film stars Sophie Marceau (Braveheart) as a happily married mother of two who believes she’s changing into an Italian sexpot, played by Monica Bellucci (Matrix Reloaded).

Take a look:

The film’s official synopsis reads:

Jeanne a writer, married, with two children starts to see unsettling changes in her home. Her body is beginning to change. No one around her seems to notice.

Her family dismisses these fears as the result of the stress of having to finish her next book, but Jeanne realizes that something far deeper, far more disturbing is taking place.

A photograph at her mother’s house sends her in search of a woman in Italy. Here, transformed into another woman, RosaMaria, she will discover the strange secret of her true identity.

Don’t Look Back will be available On Demand on June 23.

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Bellucci can also be seen this summer in Disney’s fantasy-adventure The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Marceau hasn’t starred in an American film since the 2003 rom-com Alex & Emma.

2010
06.22

Make Your Own Syfy Creature-Feature!

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The Syfy network, known for such outrageous fare as Dinocroc vs. Supergator and Mongolian Death Worm, has got a message for its detractors: Put up or shut up.

The network is teaming up with entertainment website IGN to launch B Movie Mogul, an interactive movie-making site designed to give users the opportunity to create a Syfy original Saturday night creature feature (to be aired next year).

Executive vp of programming Thomas Vitale explains:

We constantly have fans e-mailing with compliments, complaints and questions about our movies, and this is a way of involving the fans in a new way. This is where entertainment is going and just the start of many more things of this nature for Syfy.

Visitors to the site can pitch and vote on various aspects of the film making process, including its title, dialogue, creature design, wardrobe, death scenes, and marketing.

B Movie Mogul launches on Friday, June 25.  First order of business will be to decide on one of the following themes: Apocalypse, aliens, or monsters.

2010
06.21

Why Your Girlfriend Wants to See Lionsgate’s ‘Conan the Barbarian’ Remake

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Shooting has wrapped on director Marcus Nispel’s eagerly anticipated Conan the Barbarian remake, starring former “Stargate Atlantis” and “Baywatch” actor Jason Momoa.

Lionsgate has released the first official photo of Momoa as Conan (pictured above) to promote the film and remind your girlfriend what a man without a beer belly and skidmarks in his shorts looks like.

Conan costars Stephen Lang, Ron Pearlman, Rose McGowan, Said Taghmaoui, Raw Leiba (That’s what she said!), Rachel Nichols and Rachel Nichols’ huge breasts.

Check out the unofficial gallery:

2010
06.21

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A second trailer for Screen Gems upcoming 3-D zombie-actioner Resident Evil: Afterlife hit the web last week. I didn’t think the quality was good enough for you guys, so I opted not to post it. But, now, a high-def trailer showcasing headliners Milla Jovovich and Ali Larter has been made available and I’m not sure you’re worthy of seeing it.

Just joshing:

Resident Evil: Afterlife was shot in 3-D  by original Resident Evil director Paul W.S. Anderson. The franchise, based on the bestselling Capcom video game, has grossed over $378 million worldwide.

To see more images from the film, go here. To read about theater owners hiking up the cost of 3-D showings, click here.

Resident Evil: Afterlife 3-D arrives in theaters on Sept. 10.

2010
06.20

Imogen Poots is in for a ‘Fright Night’

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Imogen Poots is how I describe the sounds my body makes after consuming too many Taco Bell burritos. It is also the name of the 21-year old British actress recently hired as the female lead in DreamWorks’ upcoming remake of the 1985 horror-comedy Fright Night.

Originally directed by Tom Holland (Child’s Play), Fright Night’s plot centers around Charley Brewster, a small town horror fan, who is convinced that his new neighbors are vampires.

The remake, directed by Craig Gillespie (Lars and the Real Girl) and penned by Marti Noxon (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”), is set in Las Vegas and stars Anton Yelchin (Terminator: Salvation) as Brewster and Colin Farrell (Ondine) as the vampire Jerry Dandridge.

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Poots (28 Weeks Later) will play Brewster’s girlfriend Amy. She joins a cast that includes Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Kick Ass) as Charlie’s BFF “Evil” Ed Thompson, David Tennant (“Dr. Who”) as vampire-killer/Vegas magician Peter Vincent, and Toni Collete (The Sixth Sense) as Charley’s mom.

Fright Night goes into production this summer in New Mexico. It will arrive in theaters on Oct. 7, 2011.

The original Fright Night made Clatto’s list of 15 Vampire Movies That Won’t Make You Gay.