Summer Glau has locked down the lead female role on NBC’s new superhero serial “The Cape.” The 28-year-old star of Fox TV’s canceled cult favs “Firefly” and “Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles” will play a fearless young blogger out to expose corrupt cops and costumed criminals.
The pilot episode is directed by Simon West (When a Stranger Calls, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider) and stars David Lyons as a cop masquerading as a costumed hero to catch the people that framed him in a crime.
I’m into Summer, but I don’t know if I can buy the idea of a crime-fighting blogger. Where would she find the time to eat Hot Pockets and write snarky commentary on the lives and hard work of others? Seems too unrealistic. I will watch this show for one season.
A BTS trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s Predators, a reboot of the franchise directed by Nimrod Antal, has hit the web. The reboot will feature various alien creatures, including Predator wolves, alongside two tribes of Predators.
Robert Rodriguez’s Predators follows a group of harden human killers and low-lifes taken to an alien planet to be hunted by the Predators. The film stars Adrien Brody, Laurence Fishburne, Walton Goggins, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, and the baddest Mexican in all of cinema Danny Trejo.
Human horror-show Lady Ga-Ga has released a grindhouse-inspired music video for her latest single “Telephone” The vid, which costars pop-star Beyonce, includes nods to Quentin Tarantino’s kung-fu actioner Kill Bill and Roger Corman’s 1974 women-in-prison classic Caged Heat.
It also includes plenty of Ga-Ga thong-clad ass in lesbo-fueled dance numbers. Unfortunately, the chick is cock kryptonyte. She kind looks like Marilyn Manson on the cover of his Mechanical Animals CD … but fuglier.
British actress/glamor model Gemma Atkinson rocked out with her 34E’s out during a fashion shoot for Rock Chick (I have no idea what that is).
The 25-year-old stunner has said that she will be forgoing modeling in favor of a career in movies. Fortunately, for us demented horror freaks, one of those projects includes a half-naked turn in Eyeline Entertainment’s werewolf frightener 13HRS.
Christina Ricci got stupidly tanked with human drug Lindsay Lohan last night in Paris at an after-party for fashion designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac (he does all my leisure suits).
It’s my belief that, when someone drinks this hard, they’re either celebrating great news or punishing themselves over something they regret. My guess is that Ricci is either thrilled to know that Anchor Bay Entertainment will be releasing her psychological thriller After.Life for a limited theatrical run come April 9, or she is drinking to forget all the frivolous nude scenes she did in front of 57-year-old actor Liam Neeson.
Either way, I’m guessing someone got to jizz in those big brown eyes last night.
In the wake of a California man being brutally stabbed in the throat with a meat thermometer after asking a woman to turn off her mobile phone during a showing of Martin Scorsese’s Shutter Island, comes news of German studio 13th Street’s new interactive horror movie that would have the film’s protagonist call you for help.
Moviegoers attending a showing of the studio’s Last Call will be asked to submit their cell numbers while purchasing tickets. During the show, a character from the film will randomly call a member of the audience and ask for assistance. What the person says will determine the outcome of the scene that follows.
Take a look:
I just hope there’s a “Take your clothes off” command. Those poor horror movie girls always trip on their own pants while running away.
Clips from director Atom Egoyan’s erotically-charged, psychological thriller Chloe have hit the web. Unfortunately, none of them include the Amanda Seyfried nude scene teased in the film’s red-band trailer. Yet, despite that, the footage is engaging and definitely worth a look.
An adaptation of the French film Nathalie, Chloe is penned by Erin Cressida Wilson (Secretary, The Resident) and stars Seyfried as a prostitute hired by an emotionally unstable woman (Julianne Moore) to catch her husband (Liam Neeson), whom she believes is cheating on her, in an affair.
But, Moore’s character, Catherine, isn’t simply looking to confirm her suspicions. She longs to know exactly what it is her husband does when he engages in his dalliances with strange women. It’s pretty fucked up stuff (Click here to see an interview with Moore about her character).
Catherine tells Chloe that she wants her to seduce her husband and report back with all the sordid details, no matter how painful they may be.
As the drama begins to unravel quicker than the strings on your sweat pants, Chloe and Catherine begin to have an explosive and dangerous affair of their own.
Seyfried and Moore are said to share multiple sex scenes in the film. Making the cougar-on-cub action even hotter is the fact that Seyfried hates making out with female costars and finds lesbianism unnatural (Read about it here).
Chloe is slated for release in early 2010. Sony Pictures Worldwide Acquisitions Group holds the film’s North American rights.
To see a gallery of sexy images from the movie, click here.
Summit Entertainment has released the first official trailer for the third installment in its teen vampire-soap The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
Take a look:
So, it looks like Bella Swan must decide between being turned into a bloodsucker to be with Edward Cullen or getting it on doggy-style with the story’s shirtless teen-wolf kid. Now, I know Twilight author Stephenie Meyer invented werewolves, but I think Bella would be better off going indie-director Bradley Rust Gray’s route and become a teenage lesbian werewolf instead. Just an idea.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is directed by David Slade and will be in theaters on June 30.
Lost Boy Corey Haim has gone to the big film set in the sky. The 38-year-old actor was found unconscious by his mother this morning in their San Fernando Valley apartment, the victim of an apparent drug overdose.
He was pronounced dead around 2:15 a.m. at Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center in Burbank.
Haim starred (often with friend Corey Feldman) in a number of beloved ’80s classics, including License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream, Lucas, First Born, and, of course, The Lost Boys. Most recently, he played Amy Smart’s redneck, mullet-sporting boyfriend in last year’s actioner Crank: High Voltage.
His horror/thriller creds include Silver Bullet, Watchers, Blown Away, Fever Lake, Without Malice, The Backlot Murders, and 2008’s Lost Boys: The Tribe, in which he reprised his role of vampire-killer Sam Emerson.
Haim’s greatest accomplishment, however, was repeatedly giving the high hard-one to former girlfriend and sometime costar Nicole Eggert (“Charles in Charge”) back when she was young, tight and un-fat.
Every Man Dies. Not Every Man Fucks a 'Baywatch' Babe.
Juno Temple, the cute cave-chick from Year One, will be scratching at costar Olivia Thirlby’s (United 93) backdoor in director Bradley Rust Gray’s teen-lesbo/werewolf mash-up Jack & Diane. Temple takes the role over from originally cast starlet Ellen Page (Inception).
(UPDATE: LISA MARIE PRESLEY’S HIT FASHION MODEL DAUGHTER REPLACES OLIVIA THIRLBY. SEE PICS HERE)
The synopsis for the film reads:
Jack & Diane meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously. Diane’s charming innocence quickly begins to open Jack’s tough skinned heart. But, when Jack discovers that Diane is leaving the country in a week she tries to push her away. Diane must struggle to keep their love alive while hiding the secret that her newly awakened sexual desire occasionally turns her into a werewolf.
I’m not sure how I feel about lesbian werewolves. I have a feeling the film’s sex scenes could get pretty hairy. Let’s hope Temple and Thirlby play lipstick-lesbian werewolves who practice good hygiene and know their way around a razor.
I am lycan this Olivia Thirlby chick!
Jack & Diane has been in development hell for over four years. The film is now scheduled to begin shooting in New York City come May.
