James Cameron may not give a piss about the people that pay their hard earned money to watch his epic cinematic jerkoffs, but those bootlegging his films for a quick buck certainly do. Bootleggers everywhere have stepped up their game to give customers the best Avatar movie watching experience possible … without paying full price.
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Word on the web is that actress Mila Kunis loves murder and mystery just as much as you sick fucks. The star of Darren Aronofsky’s upcoming thriller Black Swan apparently enjoys watching horror movies before visiting celebrity murder sites during the midnight hour.
Kunis says (via Cinemablend):
One of my friends has a whole giant book of famous murders that happened in L.A., everything from the Valley to Orange County to Malibu. When we do these murder nights, we watch movies, then we drive around at midnight, all around to these murder houses and take photos and we recreate the murder scenes. It’s really twisted and weird.
We went to the Black Dahlia house… We went by the Hillside Strangler’s place and the Playboy model who was murdered by her ex-husband (Dorothy Stratten); that house looks exactly the same now as it does in the murder book… It’s just creepy. That house gives us bad vibes every time we’re there. We should stop going.
Wonder if Kunis has been hitting the Brittany Murphy house. According to TMZ, Murphy’s residence has been added as a destination point on the Hollywood Haunted Tours.
Imagine living during a viral pandemic that forces everyone to stay inside their homes forever. If you step out, you die. Sure, it sounds dismal. But, would it really be all bad? Think about it. You could start up your own blog! You could communicate through instant messenger and avoid all social gatherings. You could sit around in your underwear. If you’re married with kids, they’d be forced to eat dinner with you and partake in family UNO night … sounds OK to me.
The folks at Kelly Blumetti Entertainment Group, however, see things differently. Take a look at their upcoming viral-outbreak thriller 2084 :
The official synopsis reads:
Not much left since the world died. That’s what they called it the day the virus took over and people went inside, never to leave their homes again. Soon after that, the last of the food was gone, the last drop of gas was used up, the government collapsed. Chaos… on a global scale.
2084 is written and directed by George Blumetti and Maurice Kelly and stars Billy West (“Futurama”), Betsy Baker (Evil Dead), Matthew Alan (Project Fear), Jaimi Paige (Crimson). To learn more, visit here.
James Cameron recently shot down a fan’s autograph request while leaving LAX. The 55-year-old director refused to sign an Avatar poster for the fan and called him an “asshole” when approached a second time.
After the initial shock, the fan called Cameron on his bullshit attitude by stating:
I’m an asshole because I ask someone I admire for their autograph that makes me an asshole? I make $15-an-hour at work to go see your film and I’m an asshole?
TMZ captured the entire fucked up ordeal. Take a look:
Man, it’s good to see that actor Jude Law took some time away from banging hot chicks to shoot some quality fare last year. I’m told he’s a scene stealer in Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes reboot. However, I’m most excited about his turn in Universal Pictures sci-fi, organ-harvesting actioner Repo Men, arriving in theaters on April 2, 2010.
The synopsis reads:
In the futuristic action-thriller Repo Men, humans have extended and improved our lives through highly sophisticated and expensive mechanical organs created by a company called The Union. The dark side of these medical breakthroughs is that if you don’t pay your bill, The Union sends its highly skilled repo men to take back its property…with no concern for your comfort or survival.
Jude Law plays Remy, one of the best organ repo men in the business. But when he suffers a cardiac failure on the job, he awakens to find himself fitted with the company’s top-of-the-line heart-replacement…as well as a hefty debt. But a side effect of the procedure is that his heart’s no longer in the job. When he can’t make the payments, The Union sends its toughest enforcer, Remy’s former partner Jake (Academy Award® winner Forest Whitaker), to track him down.
Now that the hunter has become the hunted, Remy joins Beth (Alice Braga), another debtor who teaches him how to vanish from the system. And as he and Jake embark on a chase across a landscape populated by maniacal friends and foes, one man will become a reluctant champion for thousands on the run.
Now check out the red-band trailer. If it doesn’t get your heart pumping, you may need one of them Union transplants.
Hark! The herald angels sing! Now, blow their asses back to Kingdom Come!
Screen Gems day-of-reckoning actioner Legion arrives in theaters on Jan. 22, but the studio is providing heathens a chance to get a leg up on the upcoming holy war with a new online game. To play, click here.
Legion stars Dennis Quaid, Paul Bettany (Priest, The Da Vinci Code), Kevin Durand (X-Men Origins: Wolverine), Tyrese Gibson (Death Race, Transformers), Adrianne Palicki (Red Dawn), Willa Holland, Kate Walsh, Lucas Black, and Charles S. Dutton (Alien 3, Gothica). To see a trailer and images, go here.
Rental service Redbox have removed the DVD box cover art for the Brittany Murphy horror flick Deadline from all their rental kiosks locations. The cover, which features Murphy dead in a tub, is being removed in light of Murphy’s recent demise. The 32-year-old actress was found dead on Dec. 20 in the bathroom of her Los Angeles home.
(UPDATE: Click here to read about the release of Murphy’s last movie Abandoned)
Redbox spokesperson Laura Dihel told the press:
We are removing the box art images from our displays. We will continue to carry her film, but we will not be featuring the box art. We have 19,000 locations, and to be honest, I can’t tell you if this particular art is up at all the locations.
What Dihel didn’t say is that Deadline sucks donkey dicks.
Starz is counting on former warrior princess Lucy Lawless’ nude ta-ta’s to nurture its new Sam Raimi produced show “Spartacus: Blood and Sand” to success. The gladiator-drama makes its debut on Jan. 22, but the network has already green-lit a second season. (UPDATE: To read about the premiere episode and see Viva Bianca and Erin Cummings’ nude scenes, click here.)
(UPDATE: To see the episode featuring Lucy Lawless’ first-ever nude role, go here. To see Lucy Lawless bathe nude with slave girls, go here)
(Update 2: Lucy Lawless will reprise her role as Lucretia in Starz’s new spinoff series “Spartacus: Gods of the Arena”)
Lawless, who performs her first ever nude scenes in the series, says the show is full of naked-goodness and violence.
She tells Entertainment Weekly:
It’s the first time I had to do a sex scene; I try to think of myself as a modern woman but, honestly, I went home and had to go straight to bed. It was so stressful. There’s full frontal male nudity. You see plenty trust me. I’m a little traumatized … I do have to work out. Being naked on-screen is no fun.
“Spartacus” also stars Andy Whitfield (The Clinic) as Spartacus, John Hannah (The Mummy) as Batiatus, Peter Mensah (300) as Doctore, Viva Bianca as IliThyia, and rising stunner Erin Cummings (Dark House) as Sura.
Lawless and Cummings also costar in the femme-fatal actioner Bitch Slap, helmed by “Spartacus: Blood and Sand” director Rick Jacobson.
The “Spartacus” synopsis reads:
Betrayed by the Romans. Forced into slavery. Reborn as a Gladiator. The classic tale of the Republic’s most infamous rebel comes alive in the graphic and visceral new series, Spartacus: Blood and Sand. Torn from his homeland and the woman he loves, Spartacus is condemned to the brutal world of the arena where blood and death are primetime entertainment. But not all battles are fought upon the sands. Treachery, corruption, and the allure of sensual pleasures will constantly test Spartacus. To survive, he must become more than a man. More than a gladiator. He must become a legend.
(UPDATE: THE “SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND’ DVD WILL INCLUDE EXTENDED ORGY SCENE W/ LUCY LAWLESS & LAURA SURRICH)
To see nude image captures from the show, head over at Upcoming Nude Scenes. For those of you God-fearing good Catholics who know you’ll burn in hell for watching such raunchy, soul-damning things, I give you the following more wholesome gallery:
The Hughes Brothers, directors of such critically acclaimed hardcore dramas as Menace II Society and Dead Presidents, haven’t fared very well in the horror genre, despite producing 2001’s visually rich Jack the Ripper mind-bender From Hell and serving as executive producers on the USA network’s unjustly short-lived serial-killer drama “Touching Evil.”
Thankfully, the uber-talented duo haven’t given up on horror fans. Come Jan. 15, they will unleash their unique view on a post-apocalyptic future with the Book of Eli, starring Oscar-winner Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman, Malcolm McDonald, flash-dancer Jennifer Beals, and brunette stunner Mila Kunis. The film marks the brothers’ return to directing since 2001’s From Hell.
"Hey, shut that door! I'm trying to pinch a deuce in here."
The Book of Eli is described as a post-apocalyptic western set in the future after the sun has exploded. Washington plays a drifter on a mission to find a sacred book that may hold salvation for the earth’s remaining survivors. He meets troubled teen Solara (Kunis) in a small town run by a sinister sheriff (Gary Oldman).
"It's really big. And, afterwards, I'm gonna want a sandwich."
Kunis told Comcast’s Reel News:
Solara lives in a small town run by Gary Oldman’s character, who is the sheriff of the town and he’s an incredibly abusive man. He’s evil in the sense that he just wants to get what he wants and he’ll stop at nothing. He sends me to seduce Denzel’s character when Denzel’s character comes to town. Solara has never seen anyone who’s not physically abusive towards women…and she’s fascinated by him and intrigued by him and she decides to run away and follow him on his journey, become his pupil and ultimately help him succeed in his venture.
It’s always about the sexual chocolate with white chicks.
Kunis further explained:
The hardest thing about playing her was in the hour and a half (of the movie) she grows up dramatically. The film only takes place in about a week’s span so when you meet her at first she’s very wide-eyed and naive but hungry to know about the world. And when she meets Denzel’s character she’s driven to learn.
Kunis is currently shooting for Darren Aronofsky’s supernatural thriller Black Swan.
And, finally, for your viewing pleasure, enjoy the following gallery:
If you guys aren’t smoking the peace pipe just yet, go on and do so. I’ll wait … OK, so, here we have new images from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, starring Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, Anne Hathaway as the White Queen, Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, and Mia Wasikowska as Alice.
(UPDATE: See photos of Johnny Depp, Ann Hathaway, and other stars at the Alice in Wonderland Ultimate Fan Event here.)
New hi-res images of the White Rabbit, the March Hare, the Dormouse and the Cheshire Cat have been released and they are pretty damn trippy.
A re-imagining of the Lewis Carroll novel Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland promises to be a return to the story’s darker origins.
Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland has a date with theaters across the country on March 5, 2010. To catch the newest trailer, go here.
