Like every executive at Fox, I still don’t understand why chronic masturbators moviegoers gave Jennifer’s Body the cold shoulder when it hit theaters back in September. Sure, it’s cheaper to just stay home and jerk off to nude Lindsay Lohan pics online. But, c’mon! If we don’t support movies starring hot chicks in skimpy outfits at the box office, then Hollywood starlets will stop getting naked and start looking like Charlize Theron in every movie since Monster.

Jennifer’s Body arrives on DVD and Blu-ray disc on Dec. 29. But, you can have a taste of the BTS action here:

Kids today have it easy. A simple click of the mouse and they can spy nude photos of their favorite tabloid stars. Things were a lot harder in my day. If I wanted to see Lindsay Lohan’s mouth-watering jugs back in 2007, I had no choice but to buy a ticket  to see the psychological-snoozer I Know Who Killed Me.

These days, however, Lohan can be seen showing off her goodies in numerous magazines. The following shots are outtakes form Muse magazine:

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If you work at an office, you probably spend a good part of your day daydreaming about what your life would be like in a galaxy far, far away (or at least a cubicle far, far away). You probably also spend a lot of time talking about the weather with your dull and dimwitted coworkers. Well, now you can do both!

Star Wars Weather allows you to compare your weather conditions to that of planets in the Star Wars universe. There is, unfortunately, no live forecast by Oola or any other hot Star Wars chick. But, hey, it’ll kill a couple of minutes from your dreadful day.

To further help you waste time at work, check out these classic funny ads for Disney/MGM’s Star Wars Weekends. Laugh you will:

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They may not look like models for Abercrombie and Fitch, but zombies continue to be popular among horror fans. As is with all genres, some prefer a little comedy mixed in their zombie flicks (i.e. Zombieland) while others like it strictly gruesome. I like ’em bloody, but peppered with dark, but subtle, humor. That’s why I’m looking forward to Portrait of a Zombie, an indie-horror from Ireland.

The synopsis reads:

Zombies roam the streets of Dublin. An American Documentary crew come to Ireland to make a documentary about the Murphy Family, whose eldest son Billy has turned, but the family still choose to care for him, much to the chagrin of the neighbors and the local crime boss. The Documentary crew soon become enthralled in the proceedings as Billy’s story unfolds.

Another docu-inspired horror flick ala Paranormal Activity would normally make my beautiful baby blue eyes roll, but that’s changed since I recently caught a screening of the brutally awesome documentary-crew-captures-terrifying-shit chiller entitled Undocumented. Now, I’m willing to give these flicks a chance. Besides, the trailer looks pretty damn cool.

Check it out:

Portrait of a Zombie does not have a U.S. distributor yet.

Actress Brittany Murphy was pronounced dead today by the Los Angeles coroner’s office. The 32-year-old suffered cardiac arrest this morning at her home and could not be revived. She was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

(UPDATE: Read about Murphy’s last completed movie before her death here)

TMZ was first to break the news:

A 911 call was made at 8 a.m. from a home in Los Angeles that is listed as belonging to her husband, Simon Monjack, the Los Angeles City Fire Department tells TMZ. We’re told Murphy was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where she was pronounced dead on arrival. Her time of death was listed as 10:04 a.m.

Drugs are rumored to have played  a part in Murphy’s death. The star, best known for her performances in 8 Mile and Clueless, is said to have been riding the dope train for many years. The LA coroner’s office has said it will perform an autopsy on Murphy’s body despite protest from her husband, who believes it’s perfectly natural for a healthy 32-year-old to drop dead.

"Can we snort this dog? It's white."

Murphy’s horror credits include: Sin City, Don’t Say a Word, Deadline, The Prophecy 2, and the-yet-to-be-released Something Wicked. Murphy also provided the voice Luanne on Fox TV’s “King of the Hill.”

Disney’s film adaptation of Ubisoft’s hit video game Prince of Persia: Sands of Time arrives in theaters on May 28, 2010. The fantasy-actioner is directed by Mike Newell (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) and scripted by Jordan Mechner, creator of the Prince of Persia game. Jerry Bruckheimer (Transformers) produces.

The following is BTS footage of the film focusing on star Jake Gyllenhaal (Zodiac, Donnie Darko):

I gotta say, up until now, the only Persian thing that got me excited was the Soltani dish at Darband’s in LA. But, this flick looks pretty fun. To see a trailer, click here.

Also, a happy birthday to Mr. Gyllenhaal! He turns 29 today.

This is the official poster for Film Koncept Scandinavia’s upcoming chiller Mara. The film stars Scandinavian Playboy model Angelica Jansson and features a supporting cast of hot Swedish babes.  To see images and some sexy vids featuring Jansson, click here.

(UPDATE: To see Angelica Jansson in ‘Mara’ trailer & BTS photos, go here.)

(UPDATE: To see nude & semi-nude pictures of Angelica Jansson, go here)

The synopsis reads:

Jenny (Angelica Jansson) is a young woman with a dark past. During her childhood she witnessed something terrifying that scarred her for life. Now, ten years later years later, Jenny has created a new life of her own.

In the last days of summer, in the deep, dark woods of Sweden, Jenny and four friends gather in a cozy cottage for a weekend of partying, fun and relaxation.  This abruptly ends when Jenny wakes up in the morning to find herself alone in the cottage. Thinking that her friends are playing a prank on her she goes searching for them- but they are gone without a trace. Yet, where would they go in the middle of the woods? And why is the car still parked out front?  Jenny spends a torturous day waiting for her friends to return.

As darkness once again engulfs the cottage, Jenny must face the fact that she has been left alone. In the darkness. In the middle of nowhere. Or has she?  Is she really all alone?  No. SomeTHING is out there in the woods. A ghost, perhaps. Or a creature. Or somebody from Jenny’s frightening past.  As the night grows darker, shadowy figures haunt the cottage. Unrecognizable voices whisper Jenny’s name. Nightmares come to life. Is Jenny losing her mind?  Evil closes in as the story reaches its blood-soaked, twisted conclusion.

Mara is slated for a Feb. release.

Following in Slayer’s very heavy footsteps, Iowa-based metal outfit Slipknot have released a film short for their latest single “Snuff.” Directed by M. Shawn “Clown” Crahan and photographer P.R. Brown, the short features cameos from Ashley Laurence (Hellraiser, Warlock 3) and Malcolm McDowell (Book of Eli, Clockwork Orange).

The synopsis reads:

There’s nothing more complicated in life than love. To be in love makes you do strange things. To lose that love, well, you might go crazy.

Slipknot is celebrating their 10th year anniversary. “Snuff” is the fifth single from the band’s All Hope is Gone disc.

Check out the short:

Images from Tara Reid’s topless six-page Playboy spread are starting to leak online and they look stroke-able artistic. I’m too chicken shit to post any here being that Playboy is going broke and would most likely sue me for all I’m worth ($50, a PS3, and a couch). But, you can skip over to the brave souls at Totally Crap to masturbate take a peek while you can.

Reid can be seen in the 1998 thriller Urban Legend and in the direct-to-video horror flicks Vipers, Incubus, Alone in the Dark, Devil’s Pond, and The Crow: Wicked Prayer. She’s best known, however, for her role in the original American Pie trilogy and her drunken public behavior.

To see an interview with Tara about her Playboy appearance, go here.

I am doing my best to catch up on season 4 of “Dexter” during  Showtime’s free trail run on my cable provider. The following vid features Michael C. Hall and John Lithgow discussing the season ender. I can’t watch it yet, but that doesn’t mean you can’t. I’m here for you. Remember that.  Enjoy:

To see interviews with other “Dexter” cast members, click here. And, if you just want to stare at Julie Benz for awhile, go here.