Model and sometime-actress Adrianne Curry posted a pretty sexy shot (pictured above) of herself prepping a meal while in a thong on her Twitter account Saturday.

She tweeted:

reason 298 why my husband loves me & my cooking. naughty naughty #fuckwearingpants.

Curry quickly removed the picture a few moments later—most likely after being beaten to a pulp with a toaster by her uber square and jealous husband Peter Brady (yes, that Peter Brady). If you saw their reality show “My Fair Brady,” you’ll recall that undeserving jack-hole got bent when she posed in an erotic girl/girl shoot for his birthday or some shit.

Curry is best known for being “America’s Next Top Model’s” first winner and playing World of Warcraft nude. She also starred in the 2006 horror flick Fallen Angels.

UPDATE: Curry Bonus Twitter Shot:

Those crafty liars at Esquire magazine convinced hot-as-fuck actress Amanda Seyfried to pose in slutty lingerie for their latest issue by telling her that men wouldn’t think she’s a giant ho-bag, but instead a fragile ingenue with flights of fancy.

She tells Esquire:

I learned a long time ago that photographs are not theater. This is not acting. It’s pretending. I pretend I’m looking at a man who is looking right at me, a man who sees me as exceptionally clever and adventurous.

Yes, exceptionally clever and adventurous is exactly what I thought of Seyfried as I jerked off into a Kleenex while looking at these photos.

You too can think of Seyfried as clever and adventurous by checking out her nude performance in Chloe or by taking a peak at her esquire photos here:

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British actress Gemma Arterton broke into movies the hard way—by being gorgeous and willing to show off some skin. After a notable turn in the 2008 Bond flick Quantum of Solace (she played Strawberry Fields), Arterton has had no problem locking down high profile roles.

The 24-year-old stunner will be seen this year in Warner Bros. highly anticipated remake Clash of the Titans and in Michael Bay’s epic video game adaptation Prince of Persia: Sands of Time.  But, it’s her role in a low-budget U.K. abduction-thriller that is generating much buzz among those of us who watch movies with our hands down our pants.

The Disappearance of Alice Creed stars Arterton as a kidnap victim trying to outwit the ex-cons holding her captive.

(UPDATE: See Gemma’s topless scene here)

(UPDATE: See the first five minutes of the movie here)

The film reportedly includes scenes of torture and feature Arterton in the nude.

She tells GQ magazine:

It was made in a shed on the Isle of Man. Film making at its purest: no money and no time. But really good actors and a really good script. There was a bit of resistance from some, wondering if it was a good idea for me to do this film. It’s quite violent and there’s nudity in it but that’s why I wanted to do it.

The Disappearance of Alice Creed arrives in U.K. theaters on April 30 from CinemaNX. Sadly, no word on U.S. distribution yet.

To see photos of Arterton at the film’s red carpet premiere in the U.K., click here. The following are shots taken from Arterton’s GQ shoot:

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Summer’s back!

Summer Glau has locked down the lead female role on NBC’s new superhero serial “The Cape.” The 28-year-old star of Fox TV’s canceled cult favs “Firefly” and “Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles” will play a fearless young blogger out to expose corrupt cops and costumed criminals.

The pilot episode is directed by Simon West (When a Stranger Calls, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider) and stars David Lyons as a cop masquerading as a costumed hero to catch the people that framed him in a crime.

I’m into Summer, but I don’t know if I can buy the idea of a crime-fighting blogger. Where would she find the time to eat Hot Pockets and write snarky commentary on the lives and hard work of others? Seems too unrealistic. I will watch this show for one season.

A BTS trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s Predators, a reboot of the franchise directed by Nimrod Antal, has hit the web. The reboot will feature various alien creatures, including Predator wolves, alongside two tribes of Predators.

Robert Rodriguez’s Predators follows a group of harden human killers and low-lifes taken to an alien planet to be hunted by the Predators. The film stars Adrien Brody, Laurence Fishburne, Walton Goggins, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, and the baddest Mexican in all of cinema Danny Trejo.

The film is slated for release on July 9.

Check out the teaser:

Human horror-show Lady Ga-Ga has released a grindhouse-inspired music video for her latest single “Telephone” The vid, which costars pop-star Beyonce, includes nods to Quentin Tarantino’s kung-fu actioner Kill Bill and Roger Corman’s 1974 women-in-prison classic Caged Heat.

It also includes plenty of Ga-Ga thong-clad ass in lesbo-fueled dance numbers. Unfortunately, the chick is cock kryptonyte. She kind looks like Marilyn Manson on the cover of his Mechanical Animals CD … but fuglier.

Check it out:

British actress/glamor model Gemma Atkinson rocked out with her 34E’s out during a fashion shoot for Rock Chick (I have no idea what that is).

The 25-year-old stunner has said that she will be forgoing modeling in favor of a career in movies. Fortunately, for us demented horror freaks, one of those projects includes a half-naked turn in Eyeline Entertainment’s werewolf frightener 13HRS.

In the meantime, enjoy the gallery:

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Christina Ricci got stupidly tanked with human drug Lindsay Lohan last night in Paris at an after-party for fashion designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac (he does all my leisure suits).

It’s my belief that, when someone drinks this hard, they’re either celebrating great news or punishing themselves over something they regret. My guess is that Ricci is either thrilled to know that Anchor Bay Entertainment will be releasing her psychological thriller After.Life for a limited theatrical run come April 9, or she is drinking to forget all the frivolous nude scenes she did in front of 57-year-old actor Liam Neeson.

Either way, I’m guessing someone got to jizz in those big brown eyes last night.

To see a trailer for After.Life, go here.

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In the wake of a California man being brutally stabbed in the throat with a meat thermometer after asking a woman to turn off her mobile phone during a showing of Martin Scorsese’s  Shutter Island, comes news of German studio 13th Street’s new interactive horror movie that would have the film’s protagonist call you for help.

Moviegoers attending a showing of the studio’s Last Call will be asked to submit their cell numbers while purchasing tickets. During the show, a character from the film will randomly call a member of the audience and ask for assistance. What the person says will determine the outcome of the scene that follows.

Take a look:

I just hope there’s a “Take your clothes off” command. Those poor horror movie girls always trip on their own pants while running away.

Clips from director Atom Egoyan’s erotically-charged, psychological thriller Chloe have hit the web. Unfortunately, none of them include the Amanda Seyfried nude scene teased in the film’s red-band trailer. Yet, despite that, the footage is engaging and definitely worth a look.

An adaptation of the French film Nathalie, Chloe is penned by Erin Cressida Wilson (Secretary, The Resident) and stars Seyfried as a prostitute hired by an emotionally unstable woman (Julianne Moore) to catch her husband (Liam Neeson), whom she believes is cheating on her, in an affair.

But, Moore’s character, Catherine, isn’t simply looking to confirm her suspicions. She longs to know exactly what it is her husband does when he engages in his dalliances with strange women. It’s pretty fucked up stuff (Click here to see an interview with Moore about her character).

Catherine tells Chloe that she wants her to seduce her husband and report back with all the sordid details, no matter how painful they may be.

As the drama begins to unravel quicker than the strings on your sweat pants, Chloe and Catherine begin to have an explosive and dangerous affair of their own.

Seyfried and Moore are said to share multiple sex scenes in the film. Making the cougar-on-cub action even hotter is the fact that Seyfried hates making out with female costars and finds lesbianism unnatural (Read about it here).

Chloe is slated for release in early 2010. Sony Pictures Worldwide Acquisitions Group holds the film’s North American rights.

To see a gallery of sexy images from the movie, click here.