2010
03.11

‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ Trailer Released, Will Bella Suck or Go Doggy-Style?

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Summit Entertainment has released the first official trailer for the third installment in its teen vampire-soap The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

Take a look:

So, it looks like Bella Swan must decide between being turned into a bloodsucker to be with Edward Cullen or getting it on doggy-style with the story’s shirtless teen-wolf kid. Now, I know Twilight author Stephenie Meyer invented werewolves, but I think Bella would be better off going indie-director Bradley Rust Gray’s route and become a teenage lesbian werewolf instead. Just an idea.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is directed by David Slade and will be in theaters on June 30.

To see photos of stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart sucking face, click here.

2010
03.10

‘Lost Boy’ & Nicole Eggert Fucker Corey Haim Dies at Age 38

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Lost Boy Corey Haim has gone to the big film set in the sky. The 38-year-old actor was found unconscious by his mother this morning in their San Fernando Valley apartment, the victim of an apparent drug overdose.

He was pronounced dead around 2:15 a.m. at Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center in Burbank.

Haim starred (often with friend Corey Feldman) in a number of beloved ’80s classics, including License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream, Lucas, First Born, and, of course, The Lost Boys. Most recently, he played Amy Smart’s redneck, mullet-sporting boyfriend in last year’s actioner Crank: High Voltage.

His horror/thriller creds include Silver Bullet, Watchers, Blown Away, Fever Lake, Without Malice, The Backlot Murders, and 2008’s Lost Boys: The Tribe, in which he reprised his role of vampire-killer Sam Emerson.

Haim’s greatest accomplishment, however, was repeatedly giving the high hard-one to former girlfriend and sometime costar Nicole Eggert (“Charles in Charge”) back when she was young, tight and un-fat.

Every Man Dies. Not Every Man Fucks a 'Baywatch' Babe.

Every Man Dies. Not Every Man Fucks a 'Baywatch' Babe.

Rest in peace, Haim.

2010
03.10

Juno Temple & Olivia Thirlby Are Teen Lesbian Werewolves!

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Juno Temple, the cute cave-chick from Year One, will be scratching at costar Olivia Thirlby’s (United 93) backdoor in director Bradley Rust Gray’s teen-lesbo/werewolf mash-up Jack & Diane. Temple takes the role over from originally cast starlet Ellen Page (Inception).

(UPDATE: LISA MARIE PRESLEY’S HIT FASHION MODEL DAUGHTER REPLACES OLIVIA THIRLBY. SEE PICS HERE)

The synopsis for the film reads:

Jack & Diane meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously. Diane’s charming innocence quickly begins to open Jack’s tough skinned heart. But, when Jack discovers that Diane is leaving the country in a week she tries to push her away. Diane must struggle to keep their love alive while hiding the secret that her newly awakened sexual desire occasionally turns her into a werewolf.

I’m not sure how I feel about lesbian werewolves. I have a feeling the film’s sex scenes could get pretty hairy. Let’s hope Temple and Thirlby play lipstick-lesbian werewolves who practice good hygiene and know their way around a razor.

I am lycan this Olivia Thirlby chick!

I am lycan this Olivia Thirlby chick!

Jack & Diane has been in development hell for over four years. The film is now scheduled to begin shooting in New York City come May.

2010
03.09

Jeff Bridges & Olivia Wilde Light Up New ‘Tron: Legacy’ Trailer

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A new trailer for Disney’s highly anticipated sci-fi actioner Tron: Legacy has hit the web. Unlike the more action oriented footage shown at last year’s Comic Con convention, the latest clip reveals more of the film’s plot. But, don’t worry, we still get to glimpse a wicked light-cycle chase and perv on Olivia Wilde.

Take a look:

Tron: Legacy centers on Sam Flynn’s (Garrett Hedlund) search for his father Kevin (Jeff Bridges) inside the Tron mainframe. The film serves as a sequel to Disney’s 1982 classic Tron.

Tron: Legacy rides into theaters and IMAX screens in 3-D on Dec. 17

2010
03.09

A Nude Autumn Reeser Gives Antonio Banderas a ‘Big Bang’

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Autumn Reeser (Lost Boys: The Tribe) plays a very naked waitress in director Tony Krantz upcoming crime-thriller The Big Bang.

The 29-year-old starlet, best known for her role as neurotic teen Taylor Townsend on Fox TV’s “The O.C.,” joins a cast that includes Antonio Banderas (13th Warrior), Sam Elliot (Ghost Rider), Snoop Dogg (Hood of Horror), Rebecca Mader (“LOST”), blockhead James Van Der Beek (The Plague), and British babe Sienna Guillory (Resident Evil: Apocalypse).

You can see Reeser and her boobies on Hannibal Pictures’ website.

The Big Bang follows a Los Angeles private investigator (Banderas) in search of a missing stripper (Guillory) and her donkey in New Mexico. Ok, there’s probably not a donkey, but a boy can dream right?

Hannibal Pictures hopes to lock a U.S. distribution deal at this year’s Cannes Film Festival.

2010
03.09

“LOST” Re-Imagined as ‘Baywatch’ & ‘Hurley in the USA’ Music Video!

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“LOST” begins its ten episode countdown to its two-hour finale today and, judging from last week’s episode, things are about to get even more intense. Of course, feeling this wound up for the next few months can’t be healthy. Providing “LOST” fans with much needed levity is Youtube hotshot Sophie.

Sophie has re-imagined ABC’s Emmy award-winning show as ’90s cheese-&-sleaze phenomenon “Baywatch.” Despite a couple of cheats (that’s Kiele Sanchez (Nikki Fernandez) sharing a waterfall with Timothy Olyphant in A Perfect Getaway), the clip is sheer genius.

Take a look:

Sophie also turned Miley Cyrus’ tween-anthem “Party in the USA” into a theme song for tons-of-fun Oceanic Sixer Hurley Reyes.

Enjoy:

2010
03.08

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Grindhouse Releasing co-owner Bob Murawski may have taken home his first Oscar for Best Film Editing (The Hurt Locker) last night, but he is not ready to rest on his laurels. This week, Murawski will present the world premiere of late actor/writer/director Duke Mitchell’s never-before-seen exploitation flick Gone with the Pope.

Gone with the Pope follows four ex-cons as they set out to abduct the Pope and charge a dollar ransom from every Catholic in the world to set him free. Murawski spent the last 15 years restoring the film in between his mainstream gigs.

He says (via press release):

Of all the films I have been involved with, the one that I am most proud of is Gone with the Pope. Duke Mitchell didn’t live to see this masterpiece finished. I am honored to be the person to finish it for him. Completing this movie was a 15-year labor of love. No expense or effort was spared in rescuing this classic from cinematic oblivion and finishing it with the utmost quality. Our beautiful new 35mm print stands as a testament to Duke Mitchell’s unique and explosively entertaining vision.

Murawski’s editing creds include Night of the Scarecrow, From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money, Animal Instincts 2 (a Skinemax classic of the early ’90s) and John Woo’s Hard Target. He has also edited the Sam Raimi films Army of Darkness, The Gift (starring a topless Katie Holmes), Spiderman (parts 1,2,& 3), and last year’s Drag Me to Hell.

Gone with the Pope will have its world premiere on Friday, March 12 at 7:30 p.m., at The Egyptian Theater (6712 Hollywood Boulevard) in Hollywood, California. The screening will include a Q&A session with the film’s cast and crew. For more information, visit Grindhouse Releasing.

Grindhouse Releasing is currently presenting a nationwide re-release of Raimi’s 1981 cult hit The Evil Dead.

2010
03.08

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Robert Downey Jr. was on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” last night to premiere the new trailer for Marvel Entertainment’s Iron Man 2. If you were already in bed crying over Avatar’s loss to The Hurt Locker at the Oscars, don’t worry. You can see it here:

Along with breaking the new clip, Downey spoke to Kimmel about the Oscars, getting away with black-face on Tropic Thunder, and the freak-a-zoid that is Mickey Rourke.

Take a look:

Iron Man 2 is directed by Jon Favreau and costars Scarlett Johansson, Mickey Rourke, Samuel Jackson, Don Cheadle, and Gwyneth Paltrow. The original Iron Man opened in 2008 and went on to earn over $582 million worldwide.

Iron Man 2 arrives in theaters on May 7.

2010
03.07

Audrina Patridge Says She’ll Do Nudity On Film!

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Audrina Patridge says she has no objection to stripping down onscreen to score a mountain of cash help develop a character and storyline.

She tells Splash News:

If I was passionate about the script, and the scene was there to make the character believable, then I would do it. If it was just a flash of booty here and a bit of boob there then fine, but anything to intense and I probably wouldn’t do it.

Patridge’s commitment to art is to be commended. For example, last year’s slasher Sorority Row would have had zero integrity if Patridge had not worn skimpy lingerie throughout her scenes.

To see Patridge’s pictorial for FHM U.K., go here.

2010
03.07

Megan Fox’s High School Photo!

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This is a yearbook photo of Megan Fox taken in 2002 when she was a sophomore at Morningside Academy Upper School in Port Saint Lucie, Florida … and, yes, she still looked hotter then than your wife does now.

Fox has admitted in numerous interviews that she was an outcast in high school and I believe her. Ugly kids can be so mean. Anyway, what follows is video of the 23-year-old stunner sharing an embarrassing high school moment while promoting Jennifer’s Body last year. But, what’s really cool is watching her bust out into Skee-Lo’s “I Wish” rap tune.