Just when you thought the weather was safe, The Asylum announces Sharknado Origins, the seventh film in the creature-feature comedy franchise that first took a bite out of pop culture in 2013. Production will begin later this year, with Anthony Ferrante returning to helm his shark saga in time for a summer 2026 release.
Sharknado Origins will reintroduce Fin and April as young lovers enjoying their beach summer together, as the very first Sharknado touches ground. No casting news yet, and producers will most likely pass on a cameo by Reid after she sued them for millions over merchandise profits—but we couldn’t pass up a chance to post Reid’s pic!
Production has wrapped on Sleepwalker, a psychological thriller from producer Leonardo DiCaprio’s Appian Way, starring Hayden Panettiere (“Heroes”) as a hot MILF tormented by an abusive husband and the loss of her young daughter.
Written and directed by the guy who penned episodes of “Star Wars: Resistance,” Brandon Auman, Sleepwalker tells the story of a successful artist MILF who loses her daughter in a car accident that leaves her abusive ex in a coma. Her trauma leads to sleepwalking episodes, which grow worse with time.
While we hope Panettiere would sleepwalk into a shower or barroom gangbang, we’re pretty sure she’ll just trip on some stairs or walk outside in the cold. Still, you can’t lose sight of your dreams. You have to follow them—even if it means sitting through a slow movie with no nudity.
Revenge of the Nerds star Robert Carradine spearheads a cast of bikini-clad babes in Sorority Shark Attack. Director David Langlois (Cheer Squad Secrets) is at the helm, working from a script by William Dever (Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre).
Carradine plays a professor who helps a group of hot sorority sisters survive a bio-engineered bull shark lurking in their Ontario lake retreat.
But enough about Carradine. We nerds are here for the bikini babes: Kate Mayhew (#Float), Sarah Iranca (Spoiled by the Billionaire), newcomer Elle Rose, and hot MILF Vanessa Verdeaux (You Can’t Teach Love).
Paramount Pictures has released a trailer for Scream 7, the latest entry in the unstoppable fright franchise launched in 1996 by master of horror Wes Craven and screenwriter Kevin Williamson, who returns to direct.
At this point in the series, we have no idea what’s going on. We only know that Sidney (Neve Campbell) is apparently immortal, having now starred in six of the seven films. But maybe she finally passes the torch in the new sequel, since stunner Isabel May—of the “Yellowstone” prequel series “1883”—co-stars as her hot daughter.
Monica Raymund (“Chicago Fire”) has been tapped to star alongside Jay Hernandez (Hostel) and Raymond Cruz (“Breaking Bad”) in Warner Bros.’ Revenge of La Llorona, the long-awaited sequel to the 2019 hit The Curse of La Llorona.
Directed by Santiago Menghini (No One Gets Out Alive) from a script by Sean Tretta (“Mayans M.C.”), the follow-up finds La Llorona tormenting a hot mom (Raymund) and her troubled family who must reach out to their estranged grandfather—Cruz reprising his curandero role—to kick her culo.
Raymund is best known for her role as firehouse paramedic Gabriela Dawson across NBC dramas “Chicago Fire,” “Chicago P.D.,” and “Chicago Med.” Revenge of La Llorona marks her major movie debut.
A final trailer for 20th Century Studios’ Predator: Badlands has gone online. Helmed by Prey director Dan Trachtenberg, the standalone film is the eighth entry in the long-running franchise, and arrives in theaters on Nov. 7.
Badlands introduces a young Predator as its protagonist and follows him on a mission with Elle Fanning by his side. Fanning was rumored to be playing hot twins, but appears to be a hot Weyland-Yutani synthetic, like Bishop in Aliens and Andy in Alien: Romulus, connecting the Predator and Alien franchises.
Everything about the film looks amazing except for the Predator’s design, which looks like some rap hopeful on SoundCloud.
Alliance Home Entertainment has set an Oct. 14 digital and home video release date for MAR.IA, an erotic sci-fi thriller from Argentinean directors Gabriel Grieco and Nicanor Loreti.
Described as Terminator meets I Spit on Your Grave, the film stars Daria Panchenko as a missing porn star who resurfaces as a vengeful AI-driven feminist out to punish men for her mistakes.
Daisy Ridley (Star Wars: The Force Awakens) continues to awaken the force inside our pants in a new zombie frightener from director Zak Hilditch (1922), titled We Bury the Dead.
Slated for release Jan. 2, the film stars Ridley as a hot chick who joins a body retrieval unit in an attempt to find her missing husband after a military experiment goes fubar. Unfortunately, she discovers the undead instead.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead (pictured below) and Maika Monroe (pictured above) star in the 20th Century Studios’ remake of the hit 1992 nightmare nanny thriller, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle. At the helm are director Michelle Garza Cervera (Huesera) and screenwriter Micah Bloomberg (“Homecoming”).
Winstead portrays a hot mom whose family is targeted by a deranged au pair who wants her newborn. The role was originally played by Annabella Sciorra (Romeo Is Bleeding).
Monroe, hot on the heels of sleeper hit Longlegs, plays the deranged, hot nanny, a character made famous by Hollywood sex symbol Rebecca De Mornay (Risky Business).
The new Hand That Rocks the Cradle premieres on Hulu Oct. 22.
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Winstead is coming off the Disney+ Star Wars series “Ahsoka,” playing a big-booty version of Twi’lek General Hera Syndulla. Notable fright creds include The Ring 2, Final Destination 3, Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Birds of Prey, and the underrated remakes Black Christmas and The Thing.
Monroe first thrilled horror fans in 2014’s acclaimed supernatural thriller It Follows—a contender on Clatto’s 10 Sexiest Horror Movies of 2015. Other noteworthy flicks include the ID4 sequel Independence Day: Resurgence, Neil Jordan’s cougar/cub nightmare Greta, and the underrated sci-fi mind-fuck Significant Other.
HBO Max and Warner Bros. Television have set an Oct. 26 premiere date for “IT: Welcome to Derry,” an eight-episode prequel series to director Andy Muschietti’s blockbuster IT films, adapted from Stephen King’s 1986 bestseller.
Bill Skarsgård returns as Pennywise the Dancing Clown, terrorizing children in 1962 Derry, Maine, in the first season. Seasons two and three will shift the timeline to 1935 and 1908, respectively.
I never finished the novel, but the IT: Chapter Two movie was so disappointing (let’s be mean to the clown and hurt its feelings to death), I can only hope going back in time will make Pennywise great again…or at least give us a new gang bang (What? I missed the first one!).
