Model-turned-actress Tanit Phoenix is back behind the wheel of Universal Home Entertainment’s new Death Race installment. Also along for the ride are franchise stars Luke Goss, Robin Shou, Ving Rhames and Danny Trejo.
Picking up where part two left off, Death Race 3: Inferno takes place in the South African desert. Death Race 2 director Roel Reine once again returns to the helm. The sequel is set to arrive on home video in December.
The original Death Race 2000 was produced by Roger Corman in 1975 and starred chronic masturbator David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone. The film was remade by director Paul W.S. Anderson (Resident Evil: Afterlife) in 2008 with Jason Statham in the driver’s seat. The remake earned over $72 million in worldwide coin.
Magnet Releasing has dropped the first trailer for writer/director John Hyams’ Universal Soldier 4: Day of Reckoning, the latest entry in the cyborg-action series first introduced by Roland Emmerich in 1992. The sequel arriveson VOD and in theaters for a limited run on Nov. 30.
The new sequel will once again pit Jean Claude Van Damme’s reanimated war hero and ICP fan Pvt. Luc DeVeraux against Dolph Lundgren’s bio-mechanical baddie Sgt. Andrew Scott, now leading a cyborg revolution. The duo last faced-off in Hyams’ surprise 2010 DVD hit Universal Soldier: Regeneration.
Bees and wasps are scary. Everyone knows that; everyone has seen it or experienced it. One of those fuckers gets too close and arms start flailing, feet get to running and “Oh, shit” is shouted repeatedly until a straw and pond can be found for safety.
Knowing that, there really is no reason for the wasps in director Joe Knee’s Dragon Wasps to be the size of helicopters and to breath fire. It’s overkill. You’re average bee can cause the exact same panic. Nonetheless, the creature-feature looks fun and stars Expendables 2 hottie Nikolette Noel.
That’s all the buzz I need. Movie hits DVD on Sept. 24.
For more than a year now, Clatto has been reporting on horror, sci-fi and fantasy. It’s what we do and what we love. But, sometimes, life gets very serious and you have to set aside entertainment to deal with the things that truly matter most to us as a society.
With that in mind, Clatto is taking this moment to post about such an occurrence: Sofia Vergara revealed this month in Allure that her breasts are a size 32F and that she weighs 130-lbs. Yes, take a moment to masturbate reflect on those stats.
Vergara, best known for her Emmy-nominated role as trophy-wife Gloria Delgado-Pritchett on ABC’s “Modern Family,” will soon be seen as leather-clad femme fatal Madam Desdemona in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills, a sequel to the director’s 2010 grind-house actioner Machete.
A slew of images from Dark Castle Entertainment’s The Apparition are now online. The ghost story stars Ashley Greene (Twilight Saga) and Sebastian Stan (Black Swan) as a young couple haunted by an evil specter released during an ill-fated parapsychology experiment conducted at their university.
The film is writer/director Todd Lincoln’s feature film debut and costars Tom Felton (Harry Potter) as a supernatural expert and Julianna Guill (Friday the 13th) as a hot chick with big boobs. It appears in theaters on Aug. 24.
We may not have former porn star Angelina Armani to stroke to anymore, but that doesn’t mean she can’t scare us stiff or tickle our funny bones. The ex-Digital Playground star has got two upcoming genre flicks under her garter belt: the Saw-on-wheels frightener Creep Van and the horror-comedy Attack of the 50-Foot Cheerleader.
Creep Van is an Artist View Entertainment project about an unemployed twenty-something (Brian Kolodziej) attempting to stop a homicidal maniac terrorizing the people of Michigan with his 1970 Creep Van, “dispatching victims with a host of elaborately constructed booby traps inside its rusted walls.” Armani plays the flick’s sexy beach girl.
Attack of the 50-Foot Cheerleader is a Roger Corman-produced sci-fi comedy about an awkward college coed (Jena Sims) who turns to an experimental drug in the hopes of becoming popular and beautiful, but ends up turning into a 50-foot giant freak instead. Armani stars as one of the movie’s sorority pledges.
Armani, best known for her work in Pussy Eating Club, Handjob Winner and Manaconda 3, made her horror acting debut in 2011’s ChromeSkull: Laid to Rest 2.
A red-band trailer for director Erik Van Looy’s sexually charged who-dun-it The Loft has gone online. The film, a remake of Looy’s 2008 Belgian thriller of the same name, is the story of five married men who together rent an apartment where they can each take their mistresses to bone.
Things take a very bad turn when one of their conquests ends up dead and handcuffed to the bed. Convinced neither of them would want to ruin such a perfect set-up, the friends soon begin to suspect each others wives.
The Loft stars Karl Urban (Dredd), James Marsden (Straw Dogs), Eric Stonestreet (“Modern Family”), Wentworth Miller (Resident Evil: Afterlife), Rhona Mitra (Doomsday), Rachael Taylor (“666 Park Avenue”), Valerie Cruz (“True Blood”) and Aussie stunner Isabel Lucas (Transformers 2), who gets all-kinds of nekid.
Diane Lane is set to star in documentary filmmaker Amy Berg’s (West of Memphis, Deliver Us from Evil) feature film debut Every Secret Thing, an adaptation of Laura Lippman’s 2004 mystery novel about two 11-year-old girls who are convicted of murdering a baby and imprisoned until they turn 18.
Soon after their release, Alice Manning and Ronnie Fuller are once again at the heart of a police investigation over the sudden disappearance of neighborhood children. Avvording to Variety, Lane is cast as one of the girl’s mother, who knows her daughter is liar.
Lane’s genre creds include Doug Liman’s teleporting-thriller Jumper, the 2008 internet-killer drama Untraceable, the 1987 cult classic Lady Beware and ’90s efforts Judge Dredd and Knight Moves. But, it’s her Oscar-nominated performance in the erotically-charged drama Unfaithful that continues to haunt my penis.
Lane will next be seen as Superman’s hot mom in Zack Snyder’s upcoming Man of Steel.
British actress Sienna Miller (G.I. Joe) portrays Tippi Hedren in the BBC2 network’s Alfred Hitchcock-based tele-pic The Girl, premiering on HBO on Oct. 20. Directed by Julian Jarrold from a script by Gwyneth Hughes, the film examines the iconic filmmaker’s obsessive relationship with Hedren.
According to Hughes’ research, which includes interviews with a now 81-year-old Hedren and surviving members of Hitchcock’s film crews, Hitchcock grew obsessed with the alluring blonde starlet—then an aspiring fashion model—while taking her under his wing during the making of The Birds and Marnie.
Hedren, who refused to work with Hitchcock after Marnie, was kept under contract by the director and forced to pass on other projects up until he finally sold her contract to Universal Pictures some two years later. Hedren has often said that Hitchcock ruined her career.
The Girl costars character actor Toby Jones (The Hunger Games) as Hitchcock, Imelda Staunton (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) as his wife Alma Hitchcock and Penelope Wilton (Shaun of the Dead) as his assistant Peggy Robertson.
Magnet Releasing has acquired the North American rights to writer/director John Hyams’ Universal Soldier 4: Day of Reckoning, the latest entry in the cyborg-action series first introduced by Roland Emmerich in 1992. The film arrives on home video Nov. 30.
The new sequel will once again pit Jean Claude Van Damme’s reanimated war hero Pvt. Luc DeVeraux against Dolph Lundgren’s bio-mechanical baddie Sgt. Andrew Scott, now leading a cyborg revolution. The duo last faced-off in Hyams’ surprise 2010 DVD hit Universal Soldier: Regeneration.
Universal Soldier 4: Day of Reckoning costars Scott Adkins (Expendables 2), Van Damme’s son Kristopher Van Varenberg (Welcome to the Jungle) and the film’s only non-sausage carrying star Mariah Bonner (Shadow People).
