2019
07.11

Mariela Garriga Is a MILF Worth Killing For In ‘Bloodline’

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After making her horror debut in last year’s anthology series Nightmare Cinema, Cuban stunner Mariela Garriga is back in the Blumhouse thriller Bloodline. She stars alongside Seann William Scott (American Pie) as his hot wife, Lauren.

Lauren appears to have the perfect marriage. She has a lovely newborn and a husband who is dedicated to keeping them safe and happy…even if he has to murder some fools to do so. Henry Jacobson directs from a script he co-wrote with Will Honley (The Hive).

Bloodline held its world premiere at last year’s Fantastic Fest and is currently on the festival circuit with a screening set for August at the UK’s annual FrightFest.

2019
07.09

‘LOST’s Elizabeth Mitchell Joins Preachy ‘Witch Hunt’ Thriller!

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We miss ABC’s “LOST” for a variety of reasons and one of them is Elizabeth Mitchell, who played sexy, cool fertility doctor Juliet Burke. Mitchell continued to thrill on the small screen on the short-lived “V” reboot and gone-as-it-was-getting-good “Revolution.” She killed on the big screen in 2016’s awesome Purge: Election Year.

Now Mitchell is back in Witch Hunt, a thriller that finds witchcraft illegal in modern day America and two young witches on the run to Mexico in search of asylum.

Director Elle Callahan said:

For me, Witch Hunt is an opportunity to turn the camera back on ourselves and show what’s possible in a society where irrational fears take favor over common decency.

Oh, brother. Here’s hoping we get some “True Blood” magic mixed in with that slice of preach pie. Regardless, we’ll take our Elizabeth Mitchell where we can find her.

Cameras roll this summer in Los Angeles.

2019
07.09

’24’s’ Marisol Nichols Is Game for Chris Rock’s ‘SAW’

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Marisol Nichols is set to join comedian Chris Rock’s much buzzed about new entry in the recently rebooted SAW franchise. Rock, who conceived the film’s story and serves as an executive producer, stars as a detective investigating a series of horrific murders.

Nichols, best known for her roles as Special Agent Nadia Yassir on Fox’s “24” and Hermione Lodge on The CW’s “Riverdale,” plays Rock’s hot and milfy boss, Captain Angie Garza.

Darren Lynn Bousman, director of SAW II, SAW III, and SAW IV, is once again at the helm with SAW creators James Wan and Leigh Whannell producing. Co-stars include Samual Jackson as Rock’s (most likely foul-mouthed) father and Max Minghella (“The Handmaid’s Tale”) as his partner.

Currently untitled, the new SAW film is slated for release October 2020.

2019
07.08

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We at Clatto love us some long legs, but this is a little much!

Shout! Studios has set an Aug. 30 VOD and limited theatrical release date for Itsy Bitsy, a creepy-crawly thriller about a giant spider from visual effects guru turned director Micah Gallo (Hatchet).

Elizabeth Roberts stars as a single mom who moves from the city to the countryside with her two kids to be a live-in homecare nurse for an elderly man with multiple sclerosis…and a giant spider in his house!

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2019
07.07

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Kate Hudson (Almost Famous) stars in Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon, a “stylized fairy tale” from Bad Batch director Ana Lily Amirpour. Set in New Orleans, the film follows a woman with dangerous powers who escapes a mental asylum and is running free in the city’s hedonistic French Quarter.

Co-starring alongside Hudson are Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine), Ed Skrein (Maleficent: Mistress of Evil), and Korean actress Jong-seo Jun in her English language film debut.

Hudson is best known for toplining a string of unwatchable romantic comedies despite her star-making turn in 2000’s Almost Famous. Her only ventures into horror include 2005’s ghost thriller The Skeleton Key and 2010’s serial killer drama The Killer Inside Me.

2019
07.07

Sexy Stunner Suki Waterhouse Is a Gas In ‘Burn’

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Momentum Pictures has released a trailer for Burn, a psycho-bitch thriller about an emotionally unstable gas station attendant named Melinda (Tilda Cobham-Hervey) who runs off with the violent, gun-totting hooligan (Josh Hutcherson) who robs her.

Model-turned-actress Suki Waterhouse (pictured) co-stars as Sheila, Melinda’s hotter and more outgoing co-worker. Genre fans may recognize Waterhouse from roles in the Divergent sequel Insurgent, the Jane Austin film parody Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and cannibal drama The Bad Batch.

Burn arrives on VOD Aug. 23.

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2019
07.07

Over the Moon for Liv Tyler in ‘Ad Astra’

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When it comes to Liv Tyler, we don’t want to miss a thing. That’s why we’re eager to catch her in Ad Astra, a space set thriller from indie helmer James Gray (Lost City of Z), starring Brad Pitt as an astronaut searching the outer edges of the solar system for his missing father and discovering a threat to our planet.

Tyler plays Pitt’s wife in the film so we expect a lot of worry and tears from her character, but hope there’s room for some lingerie-clad love-making and a shower scene. What? It can happen. Her hubby’s going into space on a dangerous mission. That validates semi-nudity, no?

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2019
07.07

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Sexy Mexican soap star Paola Nuñez (“La Reina del Sur,”) made her North American TV debut this year in the AMC Western series “The Son.” She’s returns to the boob tube for season two of the USA network’s “The Purge,” a small-screen companion series to the Blumhouse hit movie franchise.

Nuñez, who is set to make her American feature debut in Michael Bay’s Bad Boys for Life, has been tapped to play Esme Carmona, an employee for the New Founding Fathers of America’s surveillance center specializing in profiling lawbreakers.

Producer Jason Blum said:

James Demonaco has done it again: the propulsive and compelling story he crafted for Season 1 of The Purge truly resonated with audiences in a significant way. We are thrilled to embark on Season 2, and can’t wait to bring more of James’ vision to USA and fans of The Purge.

We love the Purge movie franchise, but season one of the USA show blew an insane amount of donkey dicks. Here’s hoping they got their act together.

2019
07.05

Salma Hayek Joins Angelina Jolie In MILF-iest Marvel Universe Movie!

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Salma Hayek (From Dusk Till Dawn) is in talks to star alongside Angelina Jolie for the milfiest entry in the Marvel Universe: The Eternals.

Helmed by indie darling Chloe Zhao (The Rider), the film is an adaptation of Jack Kirby’s 1976 comic book series about good and bad, near-immortal beings, created by a superior alien race named the Celestials.

The Eternals are the good guys. The Deviants are the baddies. When they meet things go boom, bang, and pow. No word on what roles Hayek and Jolie play, but both make their Marvel debuts with the film.

2019
07.04

WTF! Stunner Laura Vandervoort Is Gross In ‘Rabid’ Remake!

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A trailer has gone online for Jen and Sylvia Soska’s (American Mary) Rabid, a remake of David Cronenberg’s 1977 classic about a deformed accident victim who undergoes an experimental stem-cell treatment to make her hot again and suffers horrific and deadly side affects.

Laura Vandervoort, last seen in 2017’s Jigsaw, Lionsgate’s reboot of the record-breaking Saw franchise, stars as Rose, a meek fashion designer whose entire head turns into a toothy mouth hungry for human flesh (pause at the 1:26 mark if you’d like nightmares for life).

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