Model and sometime actress Adrianne Curry is just begging for a football to the nose from her uptight hubby Christopher Knight (aka: Peter Brady).
A month after posting photos of herself cooking in a thong on Twitter, Curry is once again showing off her stunning bod in a series of shots that find her lying half-naked in bed and in Clockwork Orange and Fifth Element garb.
Curry is best known for being “America’s Next Top Model’s” first winner and playing World of Warcraft nude. She also starred in the 2006 horror flick Fallen Angels.
Harrison Ford has signed on to star in director Jon Favreau’s (Iron Man) adaptation of Scott Mitchell Rosenberg’s graphic novel Cowboys & Aliens.
Favreau tweeted the news today:
Please stop asking if Harrison Ford is in Cowboys & Aliens. Okay? He is. Please don’t tell anybody.
Set in the mid 19th century, Cowboys & Aliens follows gunslinger Zeke Jackson (Daniel Craig) and Ella Verity (Olivia Wilde) as they set out to stop an alien race from enslaving humankind.
“LOST” co-creator Damon Lindelof wrote the script with his go-to collaborators Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci. Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard and Brian Grazer serve as producers.
Cowboys & Aliens goes into production in July. No word on what part Ford will play in the film.
Glamor model Danielle Lloyd goes from beauty-queen to scream-queen in director Alexander Williams’ straight-to-DVD slasher Cut. The film marks Lloyd’s feature film debut.
Unfortunately for those of us with penises, the 26-year-old stunner is killed off within the first five minutes of the film. Yes, that was a spoiler. Here’s another: Don’t expect to see the busty Brit topless.
Williams inexplicably fails to make Cut a much deserved showcase for Lloyd’s jaw-dropping 32-E’s and, instead, focuses his energy on a boring shot-in-one-continuous-take gimmick.
The movie’s plot revolves around five friends trapped in a cottage by evil clowns lurking in the woods (WTF?). The film costars Gremlins’ Zach Galligan, Michael Socha, Eden Watson, River George, and Laurie Brewster.
Lloyd is a former Miss England and Miss Great Britain. She lost the latter title in 2006 after posing nude for Playboy.
The following year she appeared in Britain’s “Celebrity Big Brother” program and was criticized for making funny-as-fuck racially insensitive cracks about Indian and Chinese people. The controversy cost her a handful of lucrative modeling contracts, including campaigns with urban-fashion house Rocawear.
Today, Lloyd is a fixture in British “lad” mags and continues to bring happiness and wonder to fans of big tatas. Cut is available now.
Summit Entertainment’s road-rage actioner Drive Angry 3-D won’t roll into theaters until early next year, but star Nicolas Cage was already revving up interest for the film at last weekend’s Wondercon convention in San Francisco.
Cage crowed about the film’s authentic 3-D (no conversion in post), its retro ultra-violent vibe, and hinted at a paranormal plot twist that up until now had remained a secret.
What’s really cool is that the 3-D is from scratch — all the cameras are 3-D. It’s not going to be tacked onto the movie afterwards. Patrick [Lussier], the director, is very excited about it.
It’s the first one [like this]; it’s like if you got to see an old ’70s action movie, but in 3-D. We’re doing something semi-historical, because it’s the first 3-D movie shot [in the] style of a ’70s action film. You could see Charles Bronson or Eastwood [starring in a film like this] in those days.
There’s a supernatural element to it as well, which is keeping with what my interests are right now. When I play supernatural characters in ‘Ghost Rider’ or ‘The Sorcerer’s Apprentice’ or ‘City of Angels’ or ‘Next’ or even ‘Drive Angry,’ the possibilities are limitless. The possibilities are endless, you can do so much with that.
Like pay back-taxes to the IRS.
Directed by Patrick Lussier (My Bloody Valentine 3-D), Drive Angry follows a man (Cage) on a quest to run down the pricks that murdered his daughter and abducted his grandchild. Producer Mike De Luca (Priest, GhostRider) promises the film will be rated a hard R and include plenty of “car parts and body parts flying at you in 3-D.”
Some of those body parts will hopefully belong to sexy costars Amber Heard (Zombieland), Charlotte Ross (“NYPD Blue”), and busty Playboy model Christa Campbell (Day of the Dead).
Drive Angry 3-D pulls into theaters on Feb. 11, 2011.
A new trailer for Platinum Dunes upcoming remake of the 1984 Wes Craven frightener A Nightmare on Elm Street has hit the web. The new clip features a glimpse at new footage and gives us a generous peek at Katie Cassidy.
I know it’s bad to say, but I have to admit when I had this audition, I was crazy with traveling [and] ‘Melrose Place.’ I had this audition and hadn’t seen the original. It was more of a choice that wouldn’t affect anything I’d done in my audition, which was obviously what they liked and what they responded to. So, I haven’t seen any of [Robert Englund’s performances], but I will.
Cassidy’s costar Thomas Dekker, however, is quite familiar with the entire Elm Street series.
He says:
I saw it when I was 12. I’ve seen all of them; ‘Dream Warriors’ was my favorite. I mean, c’mon: Patricia Arquette, the head through the television, ‘It’s your big break into primetime bi—!’ That’s, like, one of the best moments ever. And the Dokken song!
I have no idea what a Thomas Dekker is, but I’m a card-carrying Dream Warrior too.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010 is directed by Samuel Bayer and costars Rooney Mara as Nancy Thompson, Twilight’s Kellen Lutz, and Jackie Earle Haley as child molester/killer Freddy Krueger. The film arrives in theaters on April 30
Transformers 2 babe Isabel Lucas has signed on to star as the Goddess Athena in Relativity Media’s Clash of the Titansripoff inspired fantasy adventure Immortals (previously entitled Gods of War and Dawn of War).
Lucas is the latest addition to a cast that includes John Hurt as Zeus, Mickey Rourke as King Hyperion, Twilight’sKellan Lutz as Poseidon, Stephen Dorf as master thief Stavros, and Slumdog Millionaire’sFreida Pinto as Phaedra the oracle priestess.
Immortals began shooting this month. Tarsem Singh (The Cell) directs.
“Heroes” star Kristen Bell is kicking off her heels on April 8 to raise awareness for shoeless poor kids in far off lands none of us will ever know … unless an earthquake hits them and “LOST” is preempted for news coverage.
Bell, along with fellow actresses Heather Graham (From Hell) and Brittany Snow (Prom Night), are joining California-based company Tom Shoes for a one-day campaign urging people to go barefoot in an effort to show how awesome one’s toes feel when buried naked in a big fluffy bearskin rug painful it is to walk around without shoes.
Bell says:
I’m going barefoot for one day without shoes to raise awareness about the impact a simple pair of shoes can have on a child’s life. So join me on April 8. Take off your shoes and spread the word.
You know … a lot of kids in poverty-stricken countries often go pantless too. I think Bell, Graham, and Snow should stop half-assing this campaign and go for the full Monty … Monty means vagina, right?
Indie-actress Olivia Thirlby (Juno) has locked down a role in producer Timur Bekmambetov sci-fi thriller The Darkest Hour. The Summit Entertainment/New Regency film marks Thirlby’s first commercial film since Universal’s 9/11 drama United 93.
Directed by Chris Gorak (Right at Your Door), The Darkest Hour follows a group of American students while in Moscow during an alien invasion. Thirlby will play a trust fund baby forced to work with others to survive the takeover.
Production on the film is set to roll in Moscow come summer.
In the meantime, Thirlby will shoot the teenage lesbian-werewolf thriller Jack & Diane with costar Juno Temple (Year One) in May.
Ah, kids. Their smiles can warm your heart and their little bodies can serve as perfect human shields when faced with a knife-wielding psycho.
Here we have on-the-set photos of Australian actress Abbie Cornish using a child to beat up an assailant. The pics are from the upcoming sci-fi/drug thriller Limitless, costarring Bradley Cooper and Robert De Niro.
To see shots of Cornish and Cooper on the Limitless set, click here.
While I was out hosting Easter egg hunts for the homeless and retarded, you all flocked to the movies to catch the Legendary Pictures/Warner Bros. remake of Clash of the Titans. The film earned $61.4 million at the box office, an Easter weekend record.
Not surprisingly, talk about a Clash of the Titans trilogy has begun.
I’m not saying I know what exactly will happen to Perseus in the next two movies, but I know the direction and it’s pretty exciting.
It’s ancient superheroes. You’ve got so many creatures, so many heroes, so many gods. You have Daedalus, Icarus, Percivel. Amazing stuff. You’ve got several worlds. I could spend the rest of my life directing Greek mythology movies and I would still not finish everything.
Screenwriters Phil Hay and Matt Manfredi are also eager to keep their noses buried in cocaine and hooker ass. The duo have already begun brainstorming on where to take the franchise to next.
Hay says:
There are so many small stories to mine that don’t make movies on their own, but you can weave them together and create a comprehensive world. We all hope we get to do it. It would be thrilling.
UPDATE: Leterrier and his screenwriters are out. Battle: Los Angeles director Jonathan Liebesman and writers Dan Mazeau and David Leslie Johnson are now on board Clash of the Titans 2.
