The Hughes Brothers’ Book of Eli opens in theaters nationwide today. The post-apocalyptic actioner marks the brother’s return to directing since 2001’s Jack-the-Ripper drama From Hell.

The film’s premiere was held earlier this week at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. Stars Denzel Washington, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Beals, and Gary Oldman were all on hand at the event. Unfortunately, I could not attend because I was not invited and have a fear of black security guards.

But, don’t feel bad. Let’s just enjoy the following gallery (courtesy of Zimbio):

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Vancouver based Twisted Twins Productions (Dead Hooker in a Trunk) is holding a month long blood drive with Canadian Blood Services in February. Billed as a celebration of “Women in Horror” month (yea, I was unaware too), the event is the brainchild of studio heads Jen and Sylvia Soska.

The twins have released the following PSA to encourage their fellow Canucks to donate blood:

Now, that’s how you get people excited about donating blood. I can’t wait to see what they do for bone marrow donations.

Call 1-888-2-DONATE to book your appointment or show your support by joining the drive’s Facebook page.

Dreamworks remake of the 1985 horror-comedy Fright Night will sink its teeth into Hollywood’s current romanticized-vampire trend and rip its sparkly throat out … or something like that.

Producer Michael De Luca tells Collider:

We thought it would be interesting if, in this atmosphere of the way the vampire is being portrayed right now as a romantic object, under the wire of all that in the culture the real thing moves in next door. And the real thing is a killer. Just a predator. It’s the shark from Jaws. On the outside it’s a seductive package and it looks like a human being, but it’s just about ripping your throat out and drinking your blood. And introducing that kind of vampire into the current environment.

I think the original is almost 50/50 or even more laughs than scares. And I think we’re going to have appropriate dark humor and sardonic humor and sarcastic humor and erotic humor, but not tongue-in-cheek or cheesy humor but really go for some scares.

“Buffy the Vampire Slayer” producer-writer Marti Noxon is handling writing duties. A director and cast has yet to be attached.

Never mind what lurks on Channel X, Rob Zombie (Halloween, Devil’s Rejects) will make his television directorial debut for CBS. The rocker-turned-movie-director is currently shooting an episode of the crime-drama “CSI: Miami.”

According to CBS, Zombie’s episode finds the Miami forensics experts investigating a grisly murder in Los Angeles while fighting off allegations of evidence tampering.

Co-executive producer Marc Dube says:

We thought opening the episode at a macabre party, with Miami attendees all wearing stylized masks (a la Eyes Wide Shut) would be a fun kick-off point for Rob do to what he does best, conveying the cruel and creepy underbelly of humanity.

Sounds cool, but David Caruso is a douche bag. I would have preferred to see Zombie take on CBS’s “The Ghost Whisperer,” starring Jennifer Love Hewitt. Now, I’m just hoping his episode of “CSI: Miami,” unlike his films, isn’t jam-pack with trailer trash characters (it’s getting old, Rob).

“Lost” executive producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse announced that Harold Perrineau (Michael Dawson) and Cynthia Watros (Libby), will be heading back to the island for the show’s sixth and final season.

Of course, “Lost” fans will recall that Libby was shot and killed by Michael in season 2 and, in turn, Michael met his demise on board Charles Whidmore’s freighter in season four. Whether Watros and Perrineau will reprise their roles as apparitions or in flashbacks was not made clear.

In fact, the “Lost” panel held Tuesday during the Television Critics Association winter press tour offered very few hints regarding the final season.

Lindelof did, however, warn:

There is certainly a hope that everybody universally loves the ending, but I don’t think it would be ‘Lost’ if there wasn’t an ongoing and active debate. If I could put on my predicting hat, there’s going to be some that think it’s the worst ending in the history of TV, and on the other end, to balance that out, would be my mom.

Asked about the having the “Lost” season six premiere almost preempted by President Obama’s State of the Union address, Lindelof quipped:

I’m a lifelong Democrat, but when I first heard they were considering Feb. 2, I was like, ‘That motherfucker!’

“Lost” season six premieres on Feb. 2.

Busty actress Kelly Brooke and porn star Riley Steele are just two of the bikini-clad hotties moviegoers will be ogling when they see director Alexandre Aja’s creature-feature Piranha 3-D. A remake of Joe Dante’s 1978 original Piranha, Aja’s film centers on a spring break town terrorized by schools of deadly piranha.

Piranha 3-D’s impressive cast includes Elisabeth Shue, Ving Rhames, Dina Meyer, Jerry O’Connell, the great Christopher Lloyd and Richard Dreyfus, rumored to be reprising the character he played in Steven Spielberg’s Jaws. The film arrives in theaters on April 16 err … it’s been pushed to August (that fucking blows donkey balls).

Of course, the movie also features plenty of flesh from fresh-of-the-bus female talent looking to earn creds towards a SAG card. In their honor, I present the following gallery:

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If you’re a toker, you know you have an important date with Tim Burton’s re-imagining of Alice in Wonderland on March 5 … then again, you may have forgotten. No worries. Disney has released a new trailer to remind you.

Movie monster Pumpkinhead has fallen on hard times. The eponymous star of the Stan Winston 1988 classic creature-feature and its many DVD sequels can be seen pitching Kellog’s Raisin Bran Crunch cereal on British TV. Though he’s taken on the alias Miles Melman, there’s no mistaking good old Pumpkie.

Clare Grant (“Sexy Nightmare Slayers”) and Jillian Murray (Forget Me Not) play sisters out to survive a deadly game of cat-and-mouse in comic artist-turned-director Brian Pulido’s debut horror feature The Graves, set to premiere on Jan. 29 as part of After Dark Horrorfest’s fourth annual “8 Films to Die For” film festival.

Clare Grant displays her acting talents.

The synopsis reads:

In The Graves, two inseparable sisters, Megan and Abby Graves, are taking one last wild road trip before Megan has to start a new job. The journey includes a trip through remote Arizona in search of a kitchy roadside attraction. Instead, Megan and Abby happen on Skull City Mine, a weather-beaten, abandoned mine town converted into a self-guided tour. What seems like a fun day in the sun turns into a mind-bending fight for survival against menaces both human and supernatural.

Costarring with Grant and Murray’s awesomely bouncy boobs are horror icon Bill Moseley (The Devil’s Rejects), Lamb of God vocalist D. Randall Blythe, and Tony Todd (Candyman), who remains the world’s most giftless actor (why does this guy keep getting hired?).

Check out the boobies trailer:

Director Joe Johnston (Jurassic Park 3) has announced that there will be a fourth Jurassic Park movie and that it will most likely kickoff a new trilogy.

He tells Boxoffice:

There is going to be a Jurassic Park IV. And it’s going to be unlike anything you’ve seen. It breaks away from the first three—it’s essentially the beginning of the second Jurassic Park trilogy. It’s going to be done in a completely different way. That’s pretty much all I can tell you.

If they keep working—and if audiences keep going to them—there’s no reason why there wouldn’t be. We just want to make them justified in their own right. We don’t want to make sequel after sequel just because there’s a market for it. We want to tell different, interesting stories. You don’t want to just sell hamburger.

Johnston first hinted at the possibility of a fourth installment in Steven Spielberg’s dinosaur-adventure series last November when he expressed interest in directing the film. Universal Pictures has yet to officially confirm the project.

In the meantime, you can catch Johnston’s reboot of The Wolfman, starring Benicio del Toro and Emily Blunt, on Feb. 12.