James Cameron may have a billion dollar movie in his hands with Avatar, but he could have been king of the fetishists if he had kept a tentacle-heavy sex scene between Neytiri (Zoe Saldana) and Jake (Sam Worthington) in the theatrical cut of his sci-fi fantasy adventure. I don’t know if the scene was ever shot (perhaps for a director’s cut on Blu-ray), but you can use your imagination while reading the following excerpt from Cameron’s script, posted online by 20th Century Fox.

EXT. WILLOW GLADE

He puts his face close to hers. She rubs her cheek against his. He kisses her on the mouth. They explore each other.

Then she pulls back, eyes sparkling.

NEYTIRI
Kissing is very good. But we have something better.

She pulls him down until they are kneeling, facing each other on the faintly glowing moss.

Neytiri takes the end of her queue and raises it. Jake does the same, with trembling anticipation. The tendrils at the ends move with a life of their own, straining to be joined.

MACRO SHOT — The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations.

JAKE rocks with the direct contact between his nervous system and hers. The ultimate intimacy.

They come together into a kiss and sink down on the bed of moss, and ripples of light spread out around them.

THE WILLOWS sway, without wind, and the night is alive with pulsing energy as we DISSOLVE TO —

LATER. She is collapsed across his chest. Spent. He strokes her face tenderly.

JAKE
Neytiri, you know my real body is far away, sleeping.

She raises up, placing her fingertips to his chest —

NEYTIRI
This body is real.
(she touches his forehead)
This spirit is real.

Her eyes are luminous, honest, infinitely deep.

NEYTIRI
When I was first your teacher, I hated all Sky People. But you have also taught me.
(whispering)
Spirit is all that matters.

She lays her head down, against his chest, listening to his heartbeat.

NEYTIRI
I am with you now, Jake. We are mated for life.

JAKE
We are?

NEYTIRI
Yes. It is our way.
(innocently)
Oh. I forgot to tell?

He rouses up, making her look at him.

JAKE
Really, we are?

NEYTIRI
We are.

JAKE
It’s cool. I’m there.

He lays his head down, and her arms enfold him, sheltering him as he sleeps.

The cast of Warner Bros. Jonah Hex is currently re-shooting 12-pages worth of scenes to punch up the action for what is expected to now be a tent-pole summer release. The studio has brought in I Am Legend director Francis Lawrence to aid Hex director Jimmy Hayward with the re-shoots.

Hex has been plagued with production problems since it was announced, including the departure of original directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor (Crank). Actor Josh Brolin, who plays Jonah in the film, also told MTV in a 2008 interview that the film’s script was crap and that he had to wrestle with the idea of taking the role simply to collect on the truck-loads of cash he would earn.

He said:

When I first read it I thought, oh my God it’s awful! And then I had a moment a week later and I thought why is it awful? Maybe the thing to do is to do the most awful movie I can find.

I went back to my gut. Is it a sell out? What is it I like about this movie? … It’s so tongue in cheek. It’s so ridiculous. But once I started putting people in my mind and saying what if I put Malkovich in this role then what does this movie become? Now let’s put this producer and director on it and think about how it plays out. Then it becomes fun. Now I love that movie. If you have a great filmmaker come in then suddenly these gags and characters become interesting.

Personally, I don’t care if the chimp from Dunston Checks In plays Jonah …  just as long as Megan Fox is still on board as the hooker.

Jonah Hex arrives in theaters on June 18, 2010.

Megan Fox (Jennifer’s Body) and Mickey Rourke (Sin City) were photographed while shooting scenes for Mitch Glazer’s Passion Play in Albuquerque, New Mexico yesterday. Fox, whose acting talents are routinely under fire by critics and fat, ugly women, proved her commitment to the craft by kissing the 57-year-old human drug.

Passion Play is the story of an angel (Fox) saved from performing as a circus sideshow freak by a downtrodden sax player (Rourke).

Photographers also caught Fox wearing a bathrobe in her trailer. Thankfully, they didn’t catch a glimpse of Rourke in his.

The Passion Play story sounds like it could be interesting, but I can’t say I’m crazy about Fox’s wardrobe on this production. I’m digging her Jonah Hex costume a hell of a lot more. Regardless, enjoy the following gallery:

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Ashley Greene, star of The Twilight Saga, recently posed in a painted-on bikini for beverage company Sobe’s new ad campaign (click here to see the pics). The following is a BTS clip of Greene strutting her own juicy goodness on-the-set of the shoot. Enjoy:

At first glance, the clip doesn’t seem all that exciting. But, if you think about the fact that Greene is actually naked while posing with her ass in the air, things get a little hotter. I’m still not forking over cash to see the Twilight flicks though.

Great news for fans of ass-to-mouth!

IFC  Films has snatched up the North American rights to deranged Dutch director Tom Six’s controversial mad-doctor film The Human Centipede. Newbie actresses (of course) Ashlynn Yennie and Ashley C. Williams star as American tourists abducted by an evil German scientist hell-bent on creating a human centipede by sewing people together mouth-to-anus.

(To read a review, go here.)

Ashlynn Yennie described her role to the foreign press as:

It was a little uncomfortable. …I think the most uncomfortable part was being down on all fours with your mouth, with your mouth…your jaw hurts mostly, because your mouth was open on a bit. But it wasn’t that bad, I’ll be honest. It wasn’t that bad to be on all fours.

It was shocking when I saw it for the first time. It’s funny, when I told my family members about the film they were like “Oh yea, OK,” and then, when they saw pictures from it, they were like “Whoa … that’s totally different than what we thought.” Normally when we told people they were going to sew people together they thought it was going to be shoulder to shoulder, but we’re like “No … ass-to-mouth … it’s great.”

The Human Centipede costars Akihiro Kitamura, Dieter Laser, and Andreas Leupold and has already won awards on the film festival circuit, including Best Picture at the 2009 Scream Fest LA Film Festival and Best Horror Film at the 2009 Fantastic Fest. Six is currently working on a sequel, which will feature a 15 person human centipede.

To see interviews with Six, Yennie, and other cast members, check out the following clip:

IFC will release The Human Centipede simultaneously in theaters (limited run) and VOD later this year. The company has handled North American distribution for acclaimed and edgy films such as Antichrist, Dead Snow, and The Last Winter.

IFC Entertainment’s president, Jonathan Sehring says:

I can’t remember when I have been as excited and had as much fun being horrified and repulsed while watching a movie. Echoing back to the early works of David Cronenberg, ‘The Human Centipede” is a landmark work in the horror genre, taking the “mad doctor” conceit and perversely twisting it into a mind-boggling roller coaster ride. Everyone at IFC is excited to introduce such a unique talent as Tom Six to American audiences and it’s a perfect film for our theatrical and VOD platforms.

I’m not sure if this is the most stupid film I have ever heard of or the most brilliant. Either way, it had me at ass-to-mouth.

The island may move, but the final season premiere date for ABC’s Emmy award-winning series “Lost” won’t! President Obama’s State of the Union address will not preempt the beloved sci-fi show on Feb. 2 as originally feared.

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs made the announcement at a recent press conference.

Many thanks to the legions of “Lost” fans who organized a quick and effective Twitter/Facebook/Email campaign to make sure the show did not get preempted. I would have joined in too, but I was busy eating burritos and re-watching seasons 1-thru-5.

If an eight minute-plus series recap is more your speed, click here.

The Twilight Saga’s Ashley Green is wearing nothing but body paint in a new ad campaign for beverage giant Sobe. The photo spread showcases Greene in a series of painted-on bikinis and will run in next month’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

Greene is no stranger to nudity. The 22-year-old actress had private nude photos of herself leaked on the web last year. Her Twilight costars Christian Serratos and Kristen Stewart have also gone in the buff. Serratos appeared in PETA’s ongoing “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign, while Stewart gets naked in the upcoming indie-drama Welcome to the Rileys.

Show Sobe some appreciation for throwing bucket-loads of cash to get Greene to pose in body paint. Crack open a couple of bottles of Strawberry Dragonfruit and enjoy the following gallery:

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“Gossip Girl” Blake Lively has been cast as the female lead in Warner Bros. comic-based actioner Green Lantern, starring Ryan Reynolds as the intergalactic superhero.

Lively will play Carol Ferris, the Aerospace business woman who falls for pilot  Hal Jordan, aka Green Lantern, and later becomes super-villain Star Sapphire. The extremely leggy lively reportedly beat out Jennifer Garner, Keri Russell, Diane Kruger, and Eva Green.

Green Lantern is set to start shooting in March and is slated for a June 17, 2011 release. Martin Campbell (No Escape) is handling directing duties

Sometimes, when I can’t find a good horror flick to watch, I like to freak myself out with some reality TV—no not “Jersey Shore” or anything like that. I’m talking about some truly gruesome and frightening stuff: animal attacks. Watching people getting eaten alive is pretty damn horrifying.

Now, aside from the spectacle of it all, I never gave much thought to what was really happening in those encounters until I discovered Animals Hate Us, a blog set up to document the hate crimes committed against humans by animals. Ranger John has got some pretty interesting (and terrifying) theories on animal behavior. Basically, he believes animals hate us and want to kill us.

Gotta say, he’s made a believer out of me with clips such as the one featuring a guy who has had his arm ripped off and eaten by a tiger:

The site is also good for a couple of laughs, especially when animals get horny with folks and/or themselves.  Take a look:

So, whether you’re looking to crack up at someone’s misfortune or out to scare the shit out of yourself, check out AnimalsHateUs.com. Tell Ranger John Eddie sent ya!

Director Rick Jacobson’s (“Spartacus: Blood and Sand”) bad-girl-actioner Bitch Slap kicks off its limited theatrical run today. Inspired by the sexploitation flicks of the ’60s and ’70s, the groovy feature centers on a band of sexy hellraisers determined to score some serious dough or die trying.

Bitch Slap leads Erin Cummings, America Olivo, and Julia Voth have been working their tight little tushes off to promote the film. You can see some of their efforts here, here, and here. But, there are plenty of other hot babes cast in the film. Meet “Asian vagina” Kinki (Minae Noji):