Actress/model Kelly Brook stars as a skinny-dipping coed in director Alexandre Aja’s creature-feature reboot Piranha 3-D. Despite the film being one of this summer’s most eagerly anticipated popcorn-films, Brook isn’t quitting her day job.
The curvy 30-year-old looker has unleashed her bare bottom and 34-E’s in the July issue of “Loaded” magazine. Brook reveals to mag that she thinks her breasts are too big for her frame (blasphemy!) and that she fucks regularly to stay in shape.
Brook began her modeling career at the age of 16 after winning a beauty pageant her mother enrolled her in (Note to parents: It’s important to recognize and nourish the potential your daughter’s large breasts can have) .
Piranha 3-D arrives into theaters on Aug. 27. Brook’s horror creds include Survival Island, Removal, House of 9, and Ripper.
Keri Russell (“Felicity”) stars in Lightning Entertainment’s ripped-from-the-headlines thriller Grimm Love. The film is based on the true story of Armin Meiwes, a German homosexual man who was sentenced to life imprisonment after slaughtering and eating Bernd-Jürgen Brandes, a willing victim he met in an internet chatroom.
Take a look:
Meiwes met Brandes in 2001 after the latter answered Meiwes’ internet posting seeking out a male to be cannibalized. After numerous email exchanges, the deranged duo met on Christmas day to consume Brandes’ penis. Meiwes, who had fantasized about eating friends since the age of 12, has stated that he viewed the act as a form of communion, a manner in which to keep someone close.
But, back to the penis eating. It never actually happened because Meiwes ended up burning the member. Brandes, weakened by the loss of blood, swallowed pills and booze to numb the pain and was put in a tub.
Meiwes finally grew impatient waiting for Brandes to die, and stabbed him to death. He then hung Brandes on a hook and sliced him up into chunks. He videotaped the entire ordeal.
For the following 10 months, he fed on Brandes meat.
Meiwes was initially convicted for manslaughter and sentenced to eight-and-a-half years in 2004. However, after a retrial in 2005, he was convicted in 2006 to life imprisonment for being a sick fuck.
Meiwes has since become a vegetarian.
Grimm Love retells Meiwes story, but adds Russell character to make things less gay.
This is the film’s official synopsis:
Katie Armstrong, a young American woman studying Criminal Psychology in Germany finds herself inexplicably drawn to a murder case which would soon become the subject of her thesis. The psychology behind Oliver Hartwin, a homosexual cannibal killer who advertised on the Internet for a lover willing to be murdered and devoured as the ultimate act of love and self-sacrifice. As a woman whose past relationships have all failed, Katie doubts her own ability to find love and becomes obsessed with understanding their relationship.
While researching Oliver, Katie becomes entrenched in his life, and begins delve deeper and deeper into his past. She explores his childhood and the childhood of his victim looking for any clues as to what made him become what he is today. Piece by piece she fleshes them up by retracing both of their lives systematically. Their homes, their jobs, their relationships. From children into adulthood, she begins to lose herself in their story. With every new discovery, her emotions begin to get the better of her. Katie lets herself go, compulsively plunging into a deeply alienated lifestyle. This downward spiral culminates in the discovery of the video-tape made by Oliver recording the final moments of his victim’s life. Witnessing the courtship between the two men, and the final atrocity of the killing, Katie hits rock bottom. At the base of her own emotional sanity, she discovers the inner strength to pick herself and begin the smallest steps to rebuilding her life.
Grimm Love will be available on DVD, VOD, and digital download in the fall. The film costars Thomas Kretschmann (Wanted) and Thomas Huber (Aeon Flux) as cannibal and entree, respectively.
The “Hereos” star will play the film geek friend of Jill Prescott (Roberts), Sidney’s cousin.
Scream 4 is the start of a new trilogy that aims to frighten audiences while poking fun at modern day horror cliches much like the original did in 1996. Writer Kevin Williamson (“The Vampire Diaries”) is once again attached.
The Scream series has earned over $500 million in worldwide coin.
Paramount Pictures announced that Fox had been let go from the project last week. While the Fox camp states that she exited the flick out of her own volition, most believe it was her biting comments regarding Bay and the Transformers franchise that got her booted. (UPDATE: THE REASON FOR FOX’S FIRING FINALLY REVEALED)
Considering Whiteley has ZERO acting experience, I’m inclined to believe the latter. Now, if he would just replace LaBeouf for talking shit about Transformers 2 with Whiteley’s boyfriend Jason Statham and an Audi, this sequel could actually start to feel fresh.
Bay fucked met Whiteley last year when they worked together on a Victoria’s Secret commercial (see it here).
Emma Roberts has been cast as Jill Prescott (Sidney’s cousin) in director/producer Wes Craven’s soon-to-start-shooting Scream 4. She joins old-school regulars Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, and David Arquette.
I’m so excited to be part of this ground-breaking franchise. It’s the perfect opportunity for me to do something completely different than I’ve ever done before.
Adds Craven:
Emma’s talent, beauty, and range will add immensely to the sophistication, intensity, and fun of the Scream franchise as it returns to the screen once more.
Emma is the 19-year-old daughter of B-movie staple Eric Roberts (Sharktopus) and niece to Oscar-winning actress Julia Roberts (Mary Reilly).
The fledgling 30-year-old actress has been stuck doing forgettable roles with frivolous nudity (I call it God’s work) in straight-to-DVD fare since making her movie debut in 2004.
This year, she wised up and legally attached her vagina to Green, Hollywood’s hardest working go-to-geek. How this fortuitous move will affect her willingness to strip naked in movies and print is yet to be determined.
Don't worry, Seth. These guys are probably gay.
But, looking at the BTS photo above taken from Grant’s recent “Cube” pictorial (more shots below), I’m gonna guess those days are over. From now on, expect to see Grant in a series of shitty, fam-friendly John Travolta flicks with Green.
I am not one of those people who automatically dismisses women with large breasts as bimbos. In fact, I am very much the opposite. I have always believed that a woman’s intellect correlates to her boob size. The bigger the melons, the more interesting, charming, and smart the girl becomes. I could totally listen to a chick with 34E’s ramble on about politics, the environment, and cats.
That said, I’m starting to have my doubts about former-Hills-star-turned-aspiring-screenwriter-and-actress Heidi Montag. The top heavy blonde recently shot an audition video at a gun range in the hopes of impressing uber-producer/director Michael Bay to give her the female lead in Transformers 3 (Megan Fox is no longer involved with the series).
Take a peep:
I’m guessing if an actress can’t just schedule a meeting with Bay, she probably has zero chance of landing a part in his movie. So, I don’t understand why Montag would shoot this video when it’s obvious that … wait a minute … could it be that Montag knows that Bay wouldn’t even consider her for a role as a tree in his flick and that this whole audition video was made just to keep her in the news?
Genius! This proves my big boobs = big brain theory! Well played, Montag, well played.
The “Fucking Prince of Darkness” Ozzy Osbourne scared the shit out of fans during a promotional stunt held at Madam Tussaud’s Wax Museum in New York.
Osbourne, posing as a wax figure, frightened museum guests as they sat down for a photo op. The event was orchestrated to promote the legendary rocker’s upcoming release “Scream,” due out June 22.
Julia Stiles (The Omen) will be joining the cast of Showtime’s “Dexter” in what is only being described as a “top-secret role.” The award-winning series begins its fifth season this fall.
Some entertainment websites are speculating that Stiles will either play a relative of Dexter’s late wife Rita or a new addition to the Miami Metro Police Department.
My guess? After watching her turn in a series of lifeless performances in films as varied as the Jason Bourne action series, Mona Lisa Smile, and Hamlet, I’m gonna say she’s been cast as a corpse.
In related “Dexter” news, producers have confirmed that Julie Benz will return as Rita in the first episode of season 5, but not as a ghost (like Dexter’s dad).
The show’s executive producers explain:
We’re not going to do some ghostly thing with her. We reserve those for Harry. If you have too many things like that it becomes gimmicky.
Up next for Benz is a role in ABC’s “No Ordinary Family,” in which she plays a superhero milf opposite “The Shield’s” Michael Chiklis.
It has been a few days since ABC’s “LOST” series finale aired and I am already jonesing to the point of blowing Carlton Cuse for more island mystery. Fortunately, it won’t have to come to that.
Michael Emerson, who won an Emmy last year for his portrayal of island puppet-master Benjamin Linus, spoke with G4’s “Attack of the Show” about a 12-to-14 minute scene showcasing Ben and Hurley (Jorge Garcia) as island protectors.
Emerson says the scene will be included as a bonus feature on the “LOST” complete series home editions. Most interesting, however, is Emerson’s tease that—while the scene is self-contained—there’s no knowing what will come of it.
Check it out:
On a side note, this G4 clip proves that the network should only hire hot chicks like Olivia Munn and former Playboy Playmate of the Year Sarah Jean Underwood to conduct its interviews. I don’t know who the cracked-out douchebag interviewing Emerson is, but someone needs to pour buckets of Ritalin down his throat.
