Mexican soap star Gaby Ramirez steps into Wonder Woman’s red boots—and very little else—in the June issue of Playboy Mexico. The 32-year-old star of “Hasta Que El Dinero Nos Separe” is showcased in a steamy spread that finds her posing as both Wonder Woman and altar-ego Diana Prince.

She tells Playboy Mexico:

Ella es una mujer luchadora con mucha belleza y espiritual que busca mejoras para su pais con sus acciones … asi soy yo. Ella es como las mujeres Mexicanas luchonas que busca que llevar de comer a la casa.

(Gringo Translation: She is a fighter with great physical and spiritual beauty who looks for what’s best for her country … that’s me. She’s like the ass-kicking Mexican women seeking to provide food for their home).

No offense to Adrianne Palicki, but Gaby Ramirez is Wonder Woman. Now, let’s just keep our fingers crossed that there’s a Mexican David E. Kelly around to bring “La Mujer Maravilla” to the small screen.

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Pretty up-and-comer Ashlynn Yennie is reprising her role as ill-fated American tourist Jenny in the outrageous sequel to director Tom Six’s controversial mad-doc frightener The Human Centipede (First Sequence). The new film, entitled The Human Centipede (Full Sequence), features a 12-person ass-to-mouth daisy chain, barbed wire rape, and oodles of torture.

The British Board of Film Classification has already banned the film in the U.K., noting mood, intention, and specific scenes of torture and rape as reasons for its ruling. U.K. entertainment site Empire. scored a response from Six to the brouhaha.

He says:

Thank you BBFC for putting spoilers of my movie on your website and thank you for banning my film in this exceptional way. Apparently I made an horrific horror-film, but shouldn’t a good horror film be horrific? My dear people it is a f****cking MOVIE.

It is all fictional. Not real. It is all make-belief. It is art. Give people their own choice to watch it or not. If people can’t handle or like my movies they just don’t watch them. If people like my movies they have to be able to see it any time, anywhere also in the UK.

Joining Yennie in the batshit crazy sequel are actors Georgina Goodrick, Kandace Caine, Vivien Bridson, Emma Lock, Maddi Black, Dominic Borelli, Lee Harris, Peter Charlton, Bill Hutchens, Dan Burman, Daniel Jude Gennis, and Lucas Hansen.

Yenni has not been seen on the big screen since the first Human Centipede, but does have the fucked-up indie frightener Fetch in the can. The 26-year-old Wyoming-born starlet plays a junkie stripper tormented by an abusive ex and his deadly German Shepherds.

Yenni talks about the first Human Centipede and Fetch in a 2010 interview with RockinBones.net. It’s not new, but she’s cute and interesting.

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Deliverance meets “Three’s Company” in director Eli Craig’s hilarious hillbilly-horror-comedy Tucker and Dale VS. Evil. The flick made its debut at last year’s Sundance Film Festival, but failed to lock down U.S. distribution. Now, Magnolia Pictures is coming to the rescue.

Magnolia has acquired the North American rights for the T&D and will release it on Ultra VOD on Aug. 26 and in theaters on Sept. 30. Headlining the cast are Alan Tudyk (“Firefly”) and Tyler Labine (“Reapers”) as Tucker and Dale, respectively, and the very hot Katrina Bowden (“30 Rock”).

Flipping the script on the backwoods-hillbilly genre, T&D follows two well-intentioned country bumpkins trying to survive a weekend of horrors at the hands of vacationing college kids who have mistaken them for killers.

South African model-turned-actress Tanit Phoenix and beloved Mexi-can Danny Trejo are back behind the wheel of Universal Home Entertainment’s new Death Race installment. Picking up where Death Race 2 left off, the action is now set to take place in the Mexican desert.

Phoenix and Trejo will be reprising their respective roles as Katrina Banks, an ex-military sniper doing time for killing her superior officer, and pit crew chief Goldberg. Other Death Race 2 cast members are also expected to return.

The original Death Race 2000 was produced by Roger Corman in 1975 and starred chronic masturbator David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone. The film was remade by director Paul W.S. Anderson (Resident Evil: Afterlife) in 2008 with Jason Statham in the driver’s seat. The remake earned over $72 million in worldwide coin.

Phoenix can currently be seen on the new Cinemax murder anthology series “Femme Fatales.”

America Olivo (Bitch Slap) is set to star in WWE Studios and Pathe UK’s upcoming torture thriller No One Lives. She joins an impressive cast of stunners that includes Adelaide Clemens (Silent Hill: Revelations), Lindsay Shaw (“Pretty Little Liars”) and Laura Ramsey (The Ruins).

The synopsis reads:

A ruthless criminal gang takes a young couple hostage and goes to ground in an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere. When the captive girl is killed, the tables are unexpectedly turned. The gang finds itself outsmarted by an urbane and seasoned killer determined to ensure that no one lives.

No One Lives is directed by Ryuhei Kitamura (Midnight Meat Train) and costars Luke Evans (The Raven), Lee Tergesen (The Collection), Beau Knapp (Super 8), Derek Magyar (Train), and WWE wrestler Brodus Clay. Cameras will roll next week in New Orleans.

Olivo won the hearts of Clatto pervs readers back in ’09 when she starred in director Rick Jacobson’s (“Spartacus: Blood and Sand”) ode to sexploitation Bitch Slap. The 33-year-old Cali native can also be seen in Platinum Dunes’ Friday the 13th, Indican Pictures’ serial-killer drama Circle, and the Lionsgate frighteners The Last Resort and Neighbor.

Vantage Media International has released a trailer for writer/director Rupert Bryan’s survival-frightener The Hike. Set in England’s countryside, the film follows Slovakian stunner Barbara Nedeljakova and her hot friends as they attempt to escape psycho-survivalists during what was to be a tranquil hiking expedition capped off with all-girl skinny dips.

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The film’s official synopsis reads:

Kate (Zara Phythian) is back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan after seeing her soldier boyfriend die in combat. She has reunited with her best friends back home, who whisk her away on a ‘healing’ camping trip to a picturesque and remote area of the British countryside.

The girls make their way into the woods in search of the perfect place to camp, forget their sorrows, and enjoy their time together. On their hike they come across a mysterious group of Eastern Europeans who seem to be living off the land. They quickly move on to avoid an awkward confrontation and continue to their destination.

When they reach Sunset Point, they meet a group of rock climbers and form a quick and flirtatious friendship. But when darkness falls, and one of their friends goes missing, the girls will be forced to rely on each other and the rock climbers to find their friend and get out of the woods in one piece.

The Hike also stars Shauna MacDonald (The Descent), Jemma Bolt (How to Lose Friends and Alienate People), Lisa Marie Long (Black Tower Temptation), Stephanie Siadatan, Natalie Hughes, and Joanne Nutall. Vagina-less costars include Ben Loyd Holmes (”Torchwood”) and Tamer Hassan (Clash of the Titans).

The British Board of Film Classification has denied director Tom Six’s upcoming sequel The Human Centipede (Full Sequence) its 18 certificates (think of it as a rating). Without the BBFC’s approval, the film will not be allowed to play in the U.K.

Last year, Six told IFC:

When I was writing [First Sequence]. I had so many ideas that I couldn’t fit them all in the movie. And I wanted the audience to get used to this crazy centipede. Now, in ‘Part 2,’ I can use all my ideas. So everything is in it this time. I don’t hold back anything. It’s pretty nasty.

It appears the degenerate Dutchman wasn’t kidding. According to the BBFC, the principal focus of The Human Centipede (Full Sequence) is “the sexual arousal of the central character at both the idea and the spectacle of the total degradation, humiliation, mutilation, torture, and murder of his naked victims.”

The BBFC goes on to state (Spoiler Alert!):

Examples of this include a scene early in the film in which he masturbates whilst he watches a DVD of the original Human Centipede film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis, and a sequence later in the film in which he becomes aroused at the sight of the members of the ‘centipede’ being forced to defecate into one another’s mouths, culminating in sight of the man wrapping barbed wire around his penis and raping the woman at the rear of the ‘centipede’.

There is little attempt to portray any of the victims in the film as anything other than objects to be brutalised, degraded and mutilated for the amusement and arousal of the central character, as well as for the pleasure of the audience. There is a strong focus throughout on the link between sexual arousal and sexual violence and a clear association between pain, perversity and sexual pleasure.

It is the Board’s conclusion that the explicit presentation of the central character’s obsessive sexually violent fantasies is in breach of its Classification Guidelines and poses a real, as opposed to a fanciful, risk that harm is likely to be caused to potential viewers.

Wow. They had me at “degradation” and “humiliation” of “naked victims.” But, barbed-wire rape? Looks like someone’s calling out A Serbian Film. I am really interested in finding out what newbie actresses Six managed to land this time.

The Human Centipede: First Sequence starred Ashlynn Yennie and Ashley C. Williams as American tourists abducted by an evil German scientist hell-bent on creating a human centipede by sewing them together mouth-to-anus.

IFC Films released the controversial film last April to critical acclaim from the horror community and surprisingly much of the mainstream media. Read my review here.

The movie-going experience has gone to shit. Along with outrageous prices and horrible service, theaters are plagued by those who would rather be tweeting and texting on their smartphones than watching the film that you have dropped $14 to see. It’s enough to make you want to hurl your $6 Icee at their heads … if it hadn’t cost you $6.

What’s worse is you can’t profile these douchebags. They’re old and young, male and female, and of all ethnicities. It happens at horror flicks, action movies, rom-coms, comedies, and even documentaries. Ask the theater managers to do something, and all you get is a return ticket so you can suffer through the same shit at a different date.

If only they could take a cue from the folks at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, which has a strict policy of kicking out texters without refund if they don’t comply to warnings. The following is a PSA the theater has created utilizing an angry call they received from a booted patron:

Wild child Alessandra Torresani (“Caprica”) stars opposite Christian “all-my-TV-shows-keep-getting-canceled” Slater in Bennett Robbins Productions’ new teen supernatural thriller Playback. Written and directed by Michael A. Nickles, the film is inspired by the mysterious 1888 disappearance of French inventor Louis Le Prince.

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The official synopsis reads:

While digging into their town’s infamous past, a group of high school students unwittingly unlock an even darker secret. Now, an evil spirit has been awakened to possess and destroy its victims through video playback, stopping at nothing to find his true heir.

Shot in Grand Rapids, Michigan, Playback costars Ambyr Childers (“All My Children”), Jennifer Missoni (Inferno: The Linda Lovelace Story), Toby Hemingway (Black Swan), Johnny Pacar (“American Dreams”), and Jonathan Keltz (“Entourage”).

Torresani is best known for her portrayal of teen cylon Zoe Graystone on the short-lived Syfy’s “Battlestar Galactica” spinoff series “Caprica.”

Playback is currently seeking distribution.

“Days of Our Lives” star Shelby Young has been cast as a recurring on writer/producers Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk’s (“Glee,” “Nip/Tuck”) new FX pilot “American Horror Story.” According to THR, the 19-year-old Florida-born starlet will play a mean high school senior named Leah.

Written by Murphy, the pilot episode follows troubled married couple Ben (Dylan McDermott) and Vivien (Connie Britton) Harmon and their goth daughter Violet (Taissa Farmiga) as they take up residence in a haunted San Fransisco home.

Additional costars include Jessica Lange as the Harmon’s nosy neighbor Constance, Dennis O’Hare as Larry the Burn Guy, Evan Peters as Violet’s friend Tate Langdon, and Frances Conroy and Alexandra Breckenridge as the old and young ghost of housekeeper Moira O’Hara, respectively.

Young is coming off director David Fincher’s Oscar nominated drama The Social Network.