2010
07.03

Korean Actress Bae Doona Performs Blowjob Scene in ‘Air Doll’

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Korean actress Bae Doona plays an inflatable-sex-doll-come-to-life in Japanese director Hirokazu Koreeda’s Air Doll, a big screen adaptation of Yoshiie Goda’s manga series “Kuuki Ningyo.”

Set in Tokyo, the story revolves around Nozomi (Doona) the sex doll, her lonely owner Hideo (Itsuji Itao), and Junichi (Arata), the man she falls in love with at the video store where she has taken a job.

Take a peek:

The film features many outrageous moments including a squeaky sex scene between Hideo and Nozomi (with post vaginal clean-up) and probably the best human-on-inflatable-partner blowjob this side of Airplane!

Check it out:

And, suddenly, I’m thinking I may have written off Air Bud a little too hastily.

Doona is best known for her roles in internationally acclaimed Korean director Park Chan-wook’s revenge-thriller Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance and Bong Joon-ho’s creature-feature The Host, the highest grossing film to date in South Korea’s history.

The 30-year-old starlet has already picked up a Best Actress Award at this year’s Takasaki Film Festival in Japan for her portrayal of Nozomi the Air Doll.

Air Doll opens in the States this weekend in selected cities (check your theater listings like right now!)

Airplane! is available on DVD everywhere:

2010
07.02

Abigail Spencer to Play ‘Cowboys & Aliens’ with Daniel Craig & Olivia Wilde!

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Universal has wrangled former “Mad Men” actress Abigail Spencer for director Jon Favreau’s (Iron Man) sci-fi-western Cowboys & Aliens. The 28-year-old brunette will play Alice, a prostitute who helps cure former flame and hero Zeke Jackson (Daniel Craig) of all wickedness.

Set in the mid 19th century, Cowboys & Aliens follows a group of cowboys and Indians on a mission to stop an alien race from enslaving mankind. “LOST” co-creator Damon Lindelof wrote the script with his go-to collaborators Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci. Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard and Brian Grazer serve as producers.

Spencer joins an impressive cast that includes Craig, Harrison Ford, Olivia Wilde, Sam Rockwell, Walton Goggins, Paul Dano, and Clancy Brown.

Cowboys & Aliens is currently filming in Santa Fe, New Mexico with a target release date of July 29, 2011.

2010
07.02

Former ‘Mad Men’ Star Alison Brie Joins ‘Scream 4’

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“Community” and “Mad Men” star Alison Brie has signed on to star in Wes Craven’s meta-slasher Scream 4, currently filming in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The 26-year-old actress will play Sidney Prescott’s (Neve Campbell) “ambitious” new assistant.

Brie joins a cast that includes Emma Roberts, Hayden Panettiere, Rory Culkin, Marley Shelton, Adam Brody, Mary McDonnell, Erik Knudsen, Nico Tortorella, and old-schoolers Campbell, Courteney Cox, and David Araquette.

Scream 4 marks the start of a new trilogy and is the first entry in the series since 2000. The franchise has earned over $500 million in worldwide coin.

Scream 4 arrives in theaters on April 15, 2011.

2010
07.01

Andrew Garfield is Sony Pictures’ New ‘Spiderman’/ Paid $500,000 to Star!

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Andrew Garfield has been cast as Sony Pictures new Spiderman!

::Crickets::

Says director Marc Webb:

Though his name may be new to many, those who know this young actor’s work understand his extraordinary talents. He has a rare combination of intelligence, wit, and humanity. Mark my words, you will love Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker.

Mark Webb?

::Crickets::

Just joshing! Webb directed the very cute rom-com 500 Days of Summer.

Garfield has starred in director Terry Gilliam’s The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus and will next be seen in Mark Romanek’s sci-fi drama Never Let Me Go and David Fincher’s Facebook story The Social Network.

Sony made the announcement today during an international press event in Cancun, Mexico. From the press release:

After a comprehensive worldwide casting search, Andrew Garfield has been chosen to portray Peter Parker when Spider-Man swings back onto the screen in 3D on July 3, 2012. The new film will begin production in early December directed by Marc Webb from a screenplay by James Vanderbilt. Laura Ziskin and Avi Arad will produce the film from Columbia Pictures and Marvel Studios.

Today’s confirmation culminates what has been one of the most eagerly anticipated casting announcements in recent memory. Bloggers, pop culture speculators, and everyday fans have pored over and analyzed every conceivable online rumor in an attempt to discover the identity of the next actor to play Peter Parker. Garfield will immediately begin preparing for the coveted role.

The Spiderman reboot is an origins film based on Brian Michael Bendis and Mark Bagley’s “Ultimate Spiderman” comics, which finds our web-slinging hero back in high school. The film is budgeted at $80 million and will be released in 3-D on July 3, 2012.

Garfield is reportedly being paid $500,000 to play the beloved web-slinger. That may not seem like a lot of money until you realize that you’re making $13 an hour and will never meet a hot girl who will want to screw you while you wear your Hot Dog on a Stick uniform.

Check out Garfield and Webb at today’s press event:

2010
07.01

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The international trailer for Hammer Films’ Let Me In, a remake of the 2008 Swedish vampire-drama Let the Right One In, has hit the web. Directed by Matt Reeves (Cloverfield), the film appears to being staying true to the original’s vibe.

Take a look:

Let Me In stars 14-year-old Kodi Smit-McPhee (The Road) as a bullied schoolboy and 13-year-old Chloe Moretz (Kick Ass) as his vampire girlfriend and guardian. The film is based on the best selling Swedish novel Lat den Ratte Komma.

Let the Right One In is included in Clatto’s prestigious 15 Vampire Movies That Won’t Make You Gay list.

The film arrives in theaters on Oct. 1.

2010
07.01

Eli Roth Chickens Out of Directing & Producing ‘Hostel: Part III’

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Sony Pictures’ direct-to-DVD label Stage 6 Films is looking towards August to start production on Hostel: Part III, the second sequel to Eli Roth’s 2006 genre game-changer Hostel. Scott Spiegel, who served as executive producer on Hostel 1 & 2, is attached to direct from a script by Michael Weiss (Journey to the Center of the Earth 3-D).

Roth, who was said to to be producing, is not involved in the project at all.

He tweets:

Rumor Control: not producing Hostel 3, but it’s in the VERY capable hands of director Scott Spiegel & producers Mike Fleiss & Chris Briggs.

There was a huge demand to continue the series and they are the right team to do it. They’re very smart, creative, and really get it.

Personally, I believe the Hostel movies are the best horror flicks of all time. I’m disappointed that Roth won’t be writing/directing Hostel: Part III and can’t help but think his decision was influenced by Hostel 2’s low box office take and the media’s portrayal of the film’s as “torture porn.”

In my opinion, Hostel 2’s gross suffered due to a poor release date. Whereas the original Hostel film hit theaters in January of ’06, going on to earn over $80 million worldwide, the sequel was dropped smack in the middle of summer, opposite a grip of family fare and tent-pole releases.

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Since then, Roth appears to be gun-shy, taking on only producing gigs (The Last Exorcism) and acting roles in films such as Alexandre Aja’s upcoming Piranha 3-D and Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds and Death Proof.  The loss of his movie-making mojo even appears to have taken its toll on the caliber of chicks he bangs.

But, I digress.

According to the exclusive-happy kids at Bloody-Disgusting, Hostel: Part III will be set around a bachelor party in Las Vegas that goes terribly wrong.

Other Stage 6 Films productions include the upcoming 30 Days of Night: Dark Days, The Grudge 3, Vacancy 2, Boogey Man 3, From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money, and the Jenna Jameson vehicle Zombie Strippers.

2010
07.01

Marley Shelton Replaces Lake Bell in Wes Craven’s ‘Scream 4’

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Actress Marley Shelton is off to Ann Arbor, Michigan to take on a new Ghostface killer and replace starlet Lake Bell in director Wes Craven’s now-shooting Scream 4. Shelton will play a deputy sheriff who knew Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell) back in high school.

The sexy 36-year-old blonde knows a thing or two about scary movies.

She has starred in such brutal frighteners as last year’s Milla Jovovich vehicle A Perfect Getaway, Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’s Grindhouse mash-up, Rodriguez’s own Sin City, and Warner Bros. 2001 revenge-slasher Valentine.

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Scream 4 is written by original franchise scribe Kevin Williamson (“The Vampire Diaries”) and costars Emma Roberts, Hayden Panettiere, Rory Culkin, Adam Brody, Erik Knudsen, Nico Tortorella, and old-schoolers Campbell, Courteney Cox, and David Araquette.

“Gilmore Girl” Lauren Graham had signed on to star in the film as well, but is now rumored to have backed out.

Scream 4 will be in theaters on April 15, 2011.

2010
06.30

Alice Eve to Play Young Emma Frost in ‘X-Men: First Class’

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British actress Alice Eve has been cast as a young mutant Emma Frost in director Mathew Vaughn’s (Kick Ass) X-Men: First Class.

Who is Alice Eve? She was the female lead in this year’s rom-com She’s Out of My League … yeah, that’s not gonna help. But, if you caught Sex and the City 2 with your wife, girlfriend, or a very special Thai boy, you may remember Eve as Charlotte’s bra-less, boob-bouncing nanny Erin.

No? Well, what about now:

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I thought so. Now, about the character.

Emma Frost is a telepathic, shape-shifting mutant that nerd stuff, nerd stuff, and more nerd stuff with other X-Men mutants. Of particular interest to non-virgin moviegoers will be Frost’s affinity for trashy outfits like those worn by Great White groupies.

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X-Men: First Class is an origins story following the early relationship between arch enemies Charles Xavier and Magneto, played by James McAvoy (Wanted) and Michael Fassbender (Jonah Hex) respectively. Twentieth Century Fox plans to have the film in theaters on June 3, 2011.

(UPDATE: Looks like Alice Eve won’t be playing Emma Frost. “Mad Men’s” January Jones has reportedly scored the part. Break the disappointing news to your penis lightly.)

(UPDATE 2: Alice Eve scores some ATM action)

James McAvoy is on the list of Clatto’s 12 Heroes in Horror/Sci-fi That Won’t Make You Feel Like an Asshole.

2010
06.30

Teaser Trailer for ‘Paranormal Activity 2’ Released!

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Paramount Pictures has released the first teaser trailer for Paranormal Activity 2, the sequel to last year’s runaway indie hit by first-time producer/director Oren Peli. The clip picks up from the moment Micah Sloat’s character is thrown against the camera by his possessed girlfriend, played by Katie Featherston.

Take a peek:

So, the ghost had to pee in the middle of  the night? This tease doesn’t feel very creepy.

Paranormal Activity 2 is directed by Kip Williams (Door in the Floor) and arrives in theaters on Oct. 22. Oren Peli returns as writer/producer. The film will face-off against Kevin Greutert’s Saw 7 in 3-D.

Greutert had been attached to direct the Paranormal sequel, but was forced to remove himself over contractual obligations with Lionsgate.

2010
06.30

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Anchor Bay Entertainment has released the first five minutes of their upcoming abduction-thriller The Disappearance of Alice Creed—also known as That-British-Movie-Gemma-Arterton-Is-Naked-In (To see Gemma’s topless scene go here).

Arterton first caught moviegoers attention as James Bond’s doomed love interest Strawberry Fields in 2008’s Quantum of Solace. Since then she’s scored lead roles in Warner Bros. blockbuster remake of Clash of the Titans and in Michael Bay’s epic video game adaptation Prince of Persia: Sands of Time.

The Disappearance of Alice Creed stars Arterton as a kidnap victim trying to outwit the ex-cons holding her captive. The 24-year-old actress is tortured in the film and goes nude.

Now, check out the first five minutes:

Disappointing, eh? You were expecting  a nude Arterton, but instead you got five minutes of the film’s  two blokes as they prep for the abduction. I shouldn’t have gotten your hopes up, but we’re in this together (blog together, die alone).

The Disappearance of Alice Creed will begin its limited theatrical run in Los Angeles and New York on Aug. 6. The film has already premiered in the U.K (see pics here).

To see a trailer (with Arterton), go here.