We made it to a New Year and that means it’s time to have one last look at the thrillers that thrilled us maybe a little too much in our list of The 10 Sexiest Horror Films of 2017! Chosen by our esteemed nuts for their inadvertent ability to get us off while simultaneously scaring the crap out of us, this year’s honorees include abduction thrillers, erotic mystery, a slasher, a cyborg fantasy, witches and psycho-bitches, a tentacled creature feature, and, of course, some good old fashioned vaginal vengeance.

Comment, complain, and contribute below. Don’t forget to check out our lists for 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016.

10. M.F.A.

Francesca Eastwood, daughter of movie icon Clint Eastwood, made our day by making her nude debut in the rape/revenge drama, M.F.A. Eastwood plays Noelle, a meek art student and date-rape victim who transforms into a pink-haired vigilante fearless in her art and murder sprees.

Not as leg-crossingly gruesome as most rape/revenge flicks, M.F.A. is an easy watch for fans of the genre, disposing of frat boy caricatures without the use of gardening sheers or shotguns to the rectum, while amping up Eastwood’s appeal.

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09. COVEN

Hot, young witches in lingerie. That’s all it takes for Coven to keep us under its spell. The Wiccan thriller tells the tale of four undergrad witches in search of a new member to take the place of the one they murdered while attempting to unleash the powers of an ancient witch.

Not a single wart on these witches. The flick is chockful of scantly clad goth chicks, lesbian shenanigans, and sexy hazing rituals.

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08. CRAZY LAKE

Finally… a movie made by dicks for your dick. We say that in the most complimentary way possible as we are grateful to still see folks brave the ire of today’s pc-crazed culture to produce unapologetically fun sleaze like Crazy Lake.

Crazy Lake finds a bevy of bikini babes getting naked and slaughtered while spring-breaking at a cabin in the woods. The kills aren’t too outrageous, but the boobs and butts are hot so every girl’s death is really kind of sad.

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07. GHOST IN THE SHELL

Ghost in the Shell is a big screen adaptation of the Japanese manga of the same name. Scarlett Johansson plays The Major, a special ops cyborg tasked with ending dangerous criminals, while looking as naked as humanly possible in a nude-colored thermoptic suit.

While the suit is a total cheat at nudity, it somehow manages to trick one’s brain into thinking it’s seeing a more than it is. It’s a pretty hot effect that satiates our immediate hunger for naked Scarlett Johansson content until she once again finds an indie she deems worthy of her acclaimed boobage.

06. 68 KILL

68 Kill is a bloody heist flick starring Annalynne McCord (”90219″) as a trashy nut-job using her God-given gifts of tits and ass to manipulate men to do her bidding, including the boyfriend she convinces to help her steal 68K from the landlord she blows in exchange for rent money.

While not technically a horror movie, McCord takes her character beyond psycho-bitch territory – hot and genuinely frightening! All the women in this flick are scary babes, including Alisha Boe (“13 Reasons Why”) as a lingerie-clad abduction victim who’s not as helpless as she appears.

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05. REVENGE

Italian actress Matilda Lutz plays a hot, young mistress raped by her sugar-daddy’s friends during a hunting trip in Revenge. While her thong-flashing and stripper dance moves are ill advised around such degenerates, we rally around Lutz and accept the scrotum splatter that follows as justified – mostly because Lutz remains hot while avenging her vagina after being left for dead in the desert and those dudes are pure garbage.

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04. L’AMANT DOUBLE

L’Amant Double is a French erotic psychological thriller written and directed by Francois Ozon (Swimming Pool) and starring model/actress Marine Vacth as a melancholy young woman who discovers the shrink she’s fallen in love with has an estranged identical twin brother who is also a therapist.

Bat-shit nutty as she is, she seeks therapy with the brother, willingly submitting to a series of treatment sessions heavy on fucking, humiliation, and kink!

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03. HOUNDS OF LOVE

Hounds of Love is the kind of stand-by-your-man romance story we just don’t see anymore — a love affair between a homicidal rapist and the woman who helps him find his victims. Stephen Curry and Emma Booth portray the couple, whose devotion to each other is put to the test when their newest snatch, played by stunner Ashleigh Cummings, shows tremendous resolve for survival.

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02. BERLIN SYNDROME

The Berlin Syndrome stars Teresa Palmer as an Australian photographer who hooks up with a seemingly affable high school teacher while vacationing in Berlin and ends up trapped in his apartment after giving up her nappy dugout. Unlike the ladies in your typical rape/revenge flick, Palmer was not asking for trouble and her abductor is more than a rape-happy boogeyman.

The film’s mind-fuck drama and cat-and-mouse moments are absolutely gripping – as is Palmer’s willingness to go nude and/or be in various states of undress throughout.

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01. UNTAMED

The Untamed is a pervy creature-feature masquerading as an art-house drama about a small town working class woman married to an abusive brute who is having an affair with her brother. The situation is soon remedied when she discovers a tentacled monster hiding in a cabin in the woods and allows it to tentacle-bang all of her orifices simultaneously, making for an strikingly graphic scene not to be forgotten!

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— Mr. Skin (@mrskin) November 21, 2017

Human Barbie doll and internet sensation Valeria Lukyanova plays a synthetic prostitute in Gravita Ventures’ The Doll. Stunningly lifelike, she’s hired online from a Russian escort service by a couple of pervs eager to kick-start a week of debauchery.

Unfortunately for the lads, the living sex doll is far more damaged than any real hooker and soon turns to slaughtering their degenerate friends. Currently available OnDemand, the film is written and directed by someone named Susannah O’Brien and features a cameo from porn legend Ron Jeremy.

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Deep Blue Sea 2, the unexpected sequel to the 1999 sleeper hit about genetically engineered sharks, is coming to Syfy next year and it has secured an R rating for violence and gore, leading to the possibility of a non-cheesy Syfy flick. Also promising is that the lead scientist’s name is Dr. Misty Calhoun!

Deep Blue Sea 2 finds Dr. Misty Calhoun consulting on a top secret project funded by a pharmaceutical billionaire and utilizing bull sharks as its test subjects. The latter, unbeknownst to Dr. Misty, soon leads to horrific consequences.

Taking on the role of Dr. Misty Calhoun is Danielle Savre, best known for her recurring role as Jackie Wilcox on NBC’s “Heroes” and the final girl in 2007’s Boogeyman 2. Savre has also appeared in episodes of “Charmed,” “The X-Files,” and “Supernatural.”

British stunner Alice Eve has been cast in a “mystery” role for season two of Netflix’s “Iron Fist,” a series that is an entire mystery to us because it just doesn’t look interesting – until now. If Alice Eve is involved, we don’t need to know the role outside of its wardrobe – are we talking skintight leather, pencil skirts, bikinis (woo-hoo)!

Executive Producer Jeph Loeb said:

We are very excited to have an actress of Alice’s stature join the cast of ‘Marvel’s Iron Fist.’ Her exceptional talent brings an intrigue and danger to her character unlike anyone else.

Intrigue and danger? That sounds like leather slingshot bikini and knee-high boots to us! Here’s hoping these Marvel fucks get it right and don’t downplay the femininity for the usual butch fashions.

Eve made her horror movie debut in 2010’s Sex and the City 2. Okay, we kid.  The gorgeous Brit dove into horror in 2012 with roles in ATM and the Edgar Allan Poe-inspired thriller The Raven. She’s since starred in Men In Black 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, and the upcoming Keanu Reeves’ sci-fi thriller Replicas.

Andi Matichak is joining the new and reportedly final Halloween sequel from horror hit machine Blumhouse and Universal Pictures. David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express) directs and co-writes with longtime collaborator and actor Danny McBride (”Eastbound & Down”).

Halloween creator John Carpenter is an executive producer on the film and Jamie Lee Curtis stars once again as iconic final girl Laurie Strode. Matichak joins the cast as Allyson, hot daughter to Judy Greer. Halloween arrives Oct. 19, 2018.

Matichak made her acting debut on ABC’s short-lived supernatural series “666 Park Avenue.” She’s coming off the indie drama Evol and the sci-fi thriller Replicate. She’s also appeared on Netflix’s “Orange Is the New Black” in the provocatively titled episode “Finger in the Dyke.”

Vertical Entertainment has set a Jan. 12 release date for its much maligned remake of Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury’s stupid and overrated French slasher Inside. The much needed redo is helmed by Spanish director Miguel Ángel Vivas (Extinction) and penned by Jaume Balagueró and Manu Diez (Rec).

Inside stars Rachel Nichols (P2) as a young and pregnant widow tormented on Christmas by a mysterious woman determined to cut out her unborn child and take it as her own. Laura Harring, Naomi Watt’s gorgeous lesbian lover in David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive, plays the hot murderous MILF.

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Warner Bros. has released a new trailer for Steven Spielberg’s Ready Player One, an adaptation of the bestselling novel by Ernest Cline. Set in 2045, the world’s population has taken refuge at OASIS, a virtual universe with real rewards created by an eccentric genius whose death triggers a global competition to find a digital Easter egg granting control of OASIS to its winner.

Tye Sheridan (Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse) plays hero Wade Watts, a young and impoverished 80s aficionado looking to win the game to keep its world accessible to everyone and away from greedy big business.

Movie and gaming icons populate OASIS and are fun to spot in the trailer. This time out we saw Lara Croft, Chucky, King Kong, Iron Giant, the Back to the Future Delorean, A-Team van, Speed Racer’s Mach 5, Batmobile, and the Joust ostrich! Ready Player One arrives in theaters March 30, 2018.

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Universal Pictures has released a first trailer for Jurassic World 2: Fallen Kingdom and it’s extremely disappointing … to see Bryce Dallas Howard not wearing her much debated heels. The filmmakers have apparently succumbed to the vicious shaming her character received over her choice of footwear.

We thought the days of shaming women for what they wear were over, but here we are watching Howard fleeing from dinosaurs in drab shoes. It’s a sad day… what’s that? How’s the actual movie look? It looks awesome, it’s freaking dinosaurs!

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Millennium Media has released a trailer for Day of the Dead: Bloodline, a re-imagining of George Romero’s 1985 classic Day of the Dead. Helmed by Spanish director Hèctor Hernández Vicens, the film stars Sophie Skelton as a former med school student stalked by zombie hybrid she once knew.

Skelton, best known for her role as Brianna Randall Fraser on Starz’s popular historical time travel series “Outlander,” makes her horror film debut with Day of the Dead: Bloodline, arriving in selected theaters and VOD Jan.5, 2018.

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A trailer has gone online for The Midnight Man, a supernatural thriller helmed by Travis Z. (Cabin Fever) and starring fashion model-turned-actress Gabrielle Haugh (Jeepers Creepers 3), Lin Shaye (Insidious), and Robert Englund (Nightmare on Elm Street).

Haugh plays a hot granddaughter who conjures up an evil entity while playing a mysterious game she finds in her ailing grandmother’s (Shaye) attic with her doomed friends. The family doctor (Englund) knows the game’s history and warns her of the Midnight Man’s arrival.

Haugh, a former Forever 21 model, cut her acting teeth in Lifetime’s lesbian vampire dramedy “Mother, May I Sleep with Danger.” Her big screen debut came late this year with the eagerly anticipated, but extremely limited and much maligned, theatrical release of Jeepers Creepers 3.

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