A horse is a horse, of course of course, unless that horse is making your nipples hard.
Suggestive portrait photos of “Life Unexpected” star Arielle Kebbel and her horse have hit the web. The shots present the 26-year-old stunner in a variety of come-hither poses while going bra-less in a slinky white dress (see gallery below).
Kebbel, a 2002 Miss Florida Teen U.S.A. beauty pageant contestant, has starred in a number of frighteners, including The Uninvited, The Grudge 2, and the horror-spoof Vampires Suck. She’s also appeared on The CW’s “The Vampire Diaries” and HBO’s “True Blood.”
Now, before you run off to get a bucket of KY Warming Gel and sit down to enjoy the photos, my self-imposed blogger’s code of ethics forces me to inform you that the horse in the pictorial is actually a mare named Breezy. Of course, your penis doesn’t need to know that.
Actress A.J. Cook has signed a two-year contract to reprise her role as Special Agent Jennifer “J.J.” Jareau on the CBS crime-drama “Criminal Minds.” The 32-year-old starlet was written off the show last season, replaced by Rachel Nichols and her beautiful large breasts.
Cook, who appeared in two season six episodes to tie up loose ends, will also appear on the season finale. CBS has not yet officially renewed “Criminal Minds,” but this bit of news—along with the fact that the show is ridiculously popular with TV viewers—bodes well for the possibility of a season seven and eight.
Horror fans know Cook from such projects as Final Destination 2, Ripper, Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell, The House Next Door, Bloodsuckers, Night Skies, and the Fox television series “Tru Calling.”
Newcomer Ashley Hinshaw has been cast in 20th Century Fox’s new supernatural thriller Chronicle. Directed by Josh Trank (“The Kill Point”), the film centers on three Portland teens who develop powers after being exposed to a mysterious substance.
Hinshaw, who got her start as a beauty and hair model while in high school, has guest starred on episodes of “Fringe” and “Gossip Girl.” The 22-year-old Indiana-born hottie will also be seen in screenwriter W. Peter Iliff (Point Break, Patriot Games) directorial debut Creepers (formerly entitled Rites of Passage).
Chronicle costars Dane DeHaan (“In Treatment”), Michael B. Jordan (“Friday Night Lights”) and Alex Russell (Bait).
Posted above is the first image from Relativity Media’s regrettably PG-13 rated creature-feature Shark Night 3-D. The shot features a terrified—and bikini-clad—Sara Paxton (The Last House on the Left) trapped in a shark cage by a hungry man-eater.
Paxton describes the film:
It’s very different from Alexandre Aja’s Piranha 3D. But I don’t think people should go in expecting The Reader with Kate Winslet, either.
The photo is pretty cool, but my “Shark Week” expertise tells me that’s a great white trying to take a bite out of Paxton. Of course, whites don’t do fresh water; only bull sharks do. So, I’m gonna guess this scene is taking place in the ocean.
Shark Night 3-D is directed by David R. Ellis (The Final Destination 3-D) and costars Katharine McPhee (The House Bunny), Chris Carmack (The Butterfly Effect 3), Alyssa Diaz (Red Dawn), Joel David Moore (Avatar), Dustin Milligan (The Messengers) and Sinqua Walls (Savage County).
A trailer for author/screenwriter Julia Leigh’s erotically-charged directorial debut Sleeping Beautyhas hit the web. The film appears to be not so much a re-imaging of the Sleeping Beauty fairy tale as it is an exploration of the sleeping princess syndrome, a sexual fetish in which guys get off on fucking women who are in a state of unconsciousness (man, I miss college).
Australian actress Emily Browning (Sucker Punch) stars in the film as a student-turned-prostitute named Lucy who allows men to do all the nasty stuff they want to her while she’s in a drug induced slumber inside what is called a Sleeping Beauty chamber.
Actress Jennifer Lawrence posed in vintage swimsuits and lingerie for the May issue of GQ magazine to promote her new film X-Men: First Class, an origins story set in the 1960’s and directed by Matthew Vaughn. The 20-year-old stunner plays young Mystique.
Vaughn tells GQ why he hired Lawrence:
There are a lot of young American actors right now who haven’t got any technique. And to be blunt, a lot of these kids assume that just by having a good set of teeth and tits, smiling for the camera’s gonna be enough. I needed someone who could act.
Lawrence, who scored an Oscar nomination for last year’s indie-drama Winter’s Bone, is also set to headline A Bigger Boat’s House at the End of the Street and Lionsgate adaptation of author Suzanne Collins beloved book series Hunger Games.
Human drug Mickey Rourke plays a downtrodden jazz musician attempting to free a beautiful winged woman from a circus sideshow in Image Entertainment’s upcoming supernatural romance Passion Play. It appears to be a role that the 58-year-old comeback king is none to happy with.
Another terrible movie. But, you know, in your career and all the movies you make, you’re going to make dozens of terrible ones.
Rourke goes on to say that he takes these terrible roles for the money, that Passion Play is getting a limited release because it’s so bad, and explained that his comment about costar Megan Fox being the most talented actress he had ever worked with was simply a backhanded compliment used to illustrate how much more his previous leading ladies sucked donkey balls.
Passion Play will have a limited theatrical run starting on May 6. Home editions will arrive on May 21.
IFC Midnight has released a trailer for Dark Sky Films and Glass Eye Pix’s new vampire-apocalypse thriller Stake Land. Directed by Jim Mickle, the film stars Nick Damici (“The Black Donnellys”), Connor Paolo (“Gossip Girl”), a rough-looking Kelly McGillis (The Innkeepers), and genre fav Danielle Harris (Shiver).
The footage shown in the clip is somewhat confusing in that it seems to suggest that vampires like to kill and devour people. In fact, there isn’t a single bloodsucker in this flick that sparkles, eats vegetarian, and dates high school goth chicks. I just don’t know if people are ready for man-eating vamps.
Stake Land will be in theaters for a limited run on April 22. It’ll be available On-Demand on April 25.
By Eddie Muertos on April 14th, 2011 at 9:45 pm
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DreamWorks has released a second trailer for director Jon Favreau’s big screen adaptation of Scott Mitchell Rosenberg’s graphic novel Cowboys & Aliens, arriving in theaters on July 29. The new footage reveals some cool alien action and a whole lot of Olivia Wilde (finally).
Peep it:
Set in the mid 19th century, the sci-fi actioner follows gunslinger Jake Lonergan (Daniel Craig), Ella Verity (Wilde), and Colonel Dolarhyde (Harrison Ford) as they set out to stop an alien race from enslaving humankind.
Cowboys & Aliens costars Sam Rockwell (Iron Man 2), Walton Goggins (Predators), Clancy Brown (”LOST”), Abigail Spencer (Haunting in Georgia), Keith Carradine (“Dexter”), Paul Dano (Taking Lives), Ana de la Reguera (Nacho Libre), and Adam Beach (Flags of Our Fathers).
The film’s script was written by “LOST” co-creator Damon Lindelof with go-to collaborators Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci. Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard and Brian Grazer serve as producers.
20th Century Fox has unleashed the first official trailer for director Rupert Wyatt’s new Planet of the Apes remake. Rise of the Planet of the Apes stars James Franco as Will Rodman, a scientist whose attempt to protect an ape named Caesar from the doctors using him as a test subject in Alzheimer’s research sets the stage for a simian revolution.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes costars the gorgeous Freida Pinto as a primatologist, John Lithgow as Will Rodman’s Alzheimer-stricken father, Tom Felton and Brian Cox as the flick’s heavies, and Andy Serkis as Ceasar. Oscar-winning effects house WETA Digital (Avatar, Lord of the Rings) provides the visual magic.
