It’s enough to make you want to puke up your pea soup…a trilogy of new Exorcist films have been conjured up by Blumhouse with David Gordon Green directing. Green recently took a dump on Halloween when he made a trilogy of sequels to the John Carpenter classic.
To be fair, Green’s first Halloween movie was tight so there’s hope for The Exorcist: Believer which kicks off the new series and centers on two young girls consumed by demonic forces and the return of Chris MacNeil, mother of the original classic’s possessed 12-year-old daughter, Regan.
Ellen Burstyn reprises her role as MacNeil. Linda Blair, who played 12-year-old Regan in Friedkin’s original 1973 classic, provides a cameo.
The Exorcist: Believer releases in theaters Oct. 13 while its sequel The Exorcist: Deceiver is slated for April 18, 2025.
Full Moon Features has released a trailer for Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama 2, a sequel to its 1988 campy horror classic. Helmed by scream-queen and original Slimeball babe Brinke Stevens, the film finds the sorority in need of new recruits while the bowling alley unleashes the return of a familiar evil.
Sexy newcomers Audrey Neal (pictured), Hannah Tullett, and Glory Rodriguez provide plenty of gratuitous nudity.
Spyglass Media Group released this week its woke re-imagining of Clive Barker’s Hellraiser for Hulu. Helmed by David Bruckner (Night House), the film stars tranny actor Jamie Clayton (“The L Word”) as the prickly hell priest Pinhead, leader of the horrific Cenobite demons.
Hellraiser, based on Barker’s kink-fueled and nightmarish novella “The Hellbound Heart,” premiered on the big screen in 1987 and is the only film in the poplar but hit-and-miss franchise to be directed by the beloved British horror author.
Rings and Revenge stunner Matilda Lutz is set to star as Red Sonja in a new big screen adaptation of Dynamite Entertainment’s comic series about a hot, redheaded warrior queen with big, beautiful breasts in a skimpy chainmail bikini.
M.J. Basset (Soloman Kane) directs for Millennium Media. The film is currently in production and promises to be no worse than 1985’s adaptation starring Bridgette Nielson as Sonja.
The Italian stunner broke into American horror in 2017 with leading roles in Revenge, a rape/revenge thriller in which she avenges her vagina after it’s broken into by horny, homicidal creeps, and Rings, a second sequel to Gore Verbinski’s 2002 masterpiece, The Ring.
Hot actress Zoe Kravitz makes her directorial debut with Pussy Island, a thriller most likely not to live up to its provocative and sexy title. Penned by Kravitz, the film stars Naomi Ackie (Rise of the Skywalker) as an L.A. waitress who scores an invite to a tech mogul’s massive party on an island paradise and discovers horrible truths about the philanthropic businessman.
Could this be an Epstein inspired figure and island? We think so. Could it be a lighthearted romp about a teen prostitute who falls in love with a rich and debonair client while surrounded by hot jail bait pussy? Probably not. We’re guessing things get ugly and a lesson is learned. Oh, well. Here’s hoping Kravitz throws us some artistic full frontals.
With the devastating conclusion of her embarrassing Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard defamation trial, Heard may have torpedoed the “believe all women” movement and sunk her role as Aquaman babe in Warner Bros’ DC Extended Universe franchise.
Heard, now affectionately known as Amber Turd after courtroom testimony revealed she once rage-pooped on Depp’s bed, made her debut as Aquaman’s abusive wife, Mera, in the 2018 blockbuster Aquaman. She’s now been edited out of the film’s upcoming sequel, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom.
Screen Media has released Monstrous, a creature feature starring Christina Ricci as an abused wife and milf who escapes her asshole husband with her kid only to face off against a more terrifying monster.
Ricci’s impressive career includes a string of memorable frighteners and thrillers, including 90’s childhood classics The Adams Family and Casper, Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow, Wes Craven’s Cursed, sexy supernatural thriller After.Life, kink-fueled abduction drama Black Snake Moan, Lifetime’s “Lizzie Borden Chronicles,” and Monster, based on serial killer Aileen Wuornos and her lesbian lover.
She currently can be seen in Showtime’s insanely addicting mystery thriller “Yellowjackets.”
By Eddie Muertos on April 9th, 2022 at 2:06 pm
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Stunner Olivia Munn is joining “Tales of the Walking Dead,” a new anthology series featuring stand-alone stories rooted in “The Walking Dead” universe and built around old and new characters, set to premiere in summer on AMC and AMC+.
No details on Munn’s character other than she’s insanely hot and must survive the zombie apocalypse.
Munn is best known for her wild hosting shenanigans on defunct network G4’s “Attack of the Show,” HBO’s old-people drama “The Newsroom,” a glorious topless turn in male-stripper dramedy Magic Mike, playing big-boobed, ninja-assassin Psylocke in Marvel’s X-Men: Apocalypse, and destroying Shane Black’s awesome Predator reboot the weekend of its release by beating a dead horse with a rehashed #MeToo tale.
Puerto Rican stunner Adria Arjona stars in Sony-Marvel’s Morbius, the newest entry in the Spider-man Universe about a scientist who becomes a vampire after attempting to cure the rare blood disease afflicting him. Jared Leto plays Morbius, but Arjona, who plays his hot scientist girlfriend, is who we’re eager to see.
Arojana first caught buzz playing sexy girlfriend to Taylor Kitsch’s troubled cop on HBO’s rightfully maligned season two of “True Detective.” Her notable film creds include The Belko Experiment from director Greg McLean (Wolf Creek) and writer James Gunn and Pacific Rim: Maelstrom, a sequel to Guillermo del Toro’s 2013 mecha-inspired robot vs. sea monsters epic.
Ana de Armas goes nude in Adrian Lyne’s (Fatal Attraction, Indecent Exposure, Unfaithful) new erotic thriller Deep Water, based on novelist Patricia Highsmith’s book of the same name. While reviews have been surprisingly awful for the film, this could be our last chance to see Aramas nude as she’s entered the A-list club with acclaimed films Knives Out and No Time to Die.
Now streaming on Hulu, Deep Water stars Armas as a hotwife in a loveless marriage who’s made a willing cuckold out of her husband (Ben Affleck) to keep their wedded facade going. When he grows resentful and bodies of her former lovers start popping up, she must soon find a way out before death do they part.
