A new trailer has gone online for A24’s cat-and-mouse thriller Heretic. The film stars Sophie Thatcher (“Yellowjackets”) and Chloe East (The Fabelmans) as hot Mormon missionaries trapped in the house of the twisted theologian (Hugh Grant) they attempt to convert.
Thatcher got her start in horror playing a young Regan MacNeil in Fox’s criminally underrated and short lived sequel series “The Exorcist.” She co-starred on Disney’s horrible “Book of Bobba Fett, but found her breakthrough role playing troubled, high school soccer player Natalie Scatorccio on Paramount + w/ Showtime’s “Yellowjackets.”
On the big screen, Thatcher made her debut opposite Pedro Pascal (“Last of Us”) in the sci-fi drama Prospect and went on to star in the 2023 adaptation of Stephen King’s Boogeyman and in MaXXXine, the final chapter in director Ti West’s porn psycho story.
23-year-old stunner Chloe East made her horror debut at age 11, playing a faerie, on season six of HBO’s hit vampire series, “True Blood.” Her only other frightener since has been the 2020 werewolf thriller, The Wolf of Snow Hollow. She is best known for her work in Steven Spielberg’s coming-of-age drama, The Fabelmans.
Nightbitch tells the story of a mom who puts her art career on hold to raise her toddler son and is convinced the experience is turning her into a dog. The Searchlight film is an adaptation of Rachel Yoder’s novel and stars a chubby, but fetching, Amy Adams (The Arrival) as the bitch in question.
Why chubby? Because a hot mom running around on all fours and eating out of a dog bowl would be an entirely different kind of movie. It would also lose it’s feminist message: you’d have to be a crazy bitch to give up your life to raise little hellions!
Millie Bobby Brown (“Stranger Things”) hits the road with a robot in search of her missing brother across a dangerous dystopian landscape littered with the ruins of a massive battle in the Netflix Original Electric State, an adaptation of the graphic novel by directors Anthony and Joe Russo (Avengers: End Game).
Brown, of course, rose to popularity on the Netflix series “Stranger Things” and has starred in Godzilla: King of Monsters, Godzilla vs. Kong, and the Netflix Originals Enola Holmes 1 & 2, about Sherlock Holmes hot sister, and the fantasy thriller Damsel, about a hot chick and a dragon.
Electric State is slated for release on Netflix March 2025.
New Line Cinema has released a trailer for its upcoming adaptation of the Stephen King vampire novel, Salem’s Lot. Set to premiere as a Max Original on Oct. 3, the film is directed by Gary Dauberman (Annabelle Comes Home) and costars Makenzie Leigh (“Gotham”).
Leigh plays Susan Norton, a pretty resident of Jerusalem’s Lot, Maine who falls for a writer back in town to find inspiration for a new book. When he discovers people are turning into vampires, she joins him and his friends in an attempt to save the community.
Leigh made her feature film debut in the Danielle Panabaker (Piranha 3-DD) revenge thriller Girls Against Boys, but is best known for her recurring role on Batman prequel series “Gotham” as Fish Mooney’s nightclub singer and hot spy, Liza.
Rings and Revenge stunner Matilda Lutz plays Red Sonja in a new big screen adaptation of Dynamite Entertainment’s comic book series about a hot, redheaded warrior queen who kicks ass while in a skimpy chainmail bikini.
A first-look photo of Lutz in her Red Sonja armor has been released and it is somewhat underwhelming for those of us who watch warrior princess movies with our hands down our pants.
The breast plate resembles something out of a Madonna concert and the bottom was far more provocative when Russell Crow wore it in Gladiator. Here’s hoping they go back to the drawing board for a more authentic outfit.
M.J. Basset (Soloman Kane) is at the helm for Millennium Media. The film is currently in production and promises to be no worse than 1985’s adaptation starring Bridgette Nielson as Sonja.
Lutz broke into American horror in 2017 with leading roles in Revenge, a rape/revenge thriller in which she avenges her vagina after it’s broken into by horny, homicidal creeps, and Rings, a second sequel to Gore Verbinski’s 2002 masterpiece, The Ring.
Pop singer Christina Milian and Sarah Michelle Gellar (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer) are catching a ride with everyone’s favorite blood splatter analyst and his dark passenger in the prequel series “Dexter: Original Sin.” Set 15 years before the events of the original “Dexter” series, the new show introduces young serial killer Dexter Morgan as a forensics intern for Miami Metro PD.
Milian plays young Maria LaGuerta, Miami Metro’s first female homicide detective ( and the department’s captain on the original show). Gellar plays CSI Chief Tanya Martin, one of Dexter’s supervisors on the force who is completely unaware she’s teaching him how to avoid capture.
Patrick Gibson (“The Tudors”) is the new Dexter Morgan. Molly Brown (“Evil”) is his potty-mouthed sister, Deb. Christian Slater (Heathers) plays Harry, Dexter’s adoptive father with a code. James Martinez (“House of Cards”) is homicide detective Angel Batista and Alex Shimizu (“The Terror”) is pervy lead forensics investigator, Vince Masuka.
Emmy winner Michael C. Hall, who played Dexter in the original series, returns to narrate the show as Dexter’s inner voice.
“Dexter: Original Sin” premieres Dec. 13 on Paramount+ with a 10-episode season. Showrunner Clyde Phillips–the man behind “Dexter’s” brilliant first four seasons (and its god-awful “New Blood” return in 2021)–is back as showrunner.
Demon or not, who wouldn’t want to possess Abigail Cowen (“Chilling Adventures of Sabrina”)? The stunning redhead plays Emma Schmidt, whose exorcism is the most documented in American history, in Al Pacino’s return to the supernatural realm, The Ritual.
Cowen, who horror fans may have come to know on the Netflix series “Stranger Things” and “Chilling Adventures of Sabrina,” will seek salvation for her soul from Pacino and Dan Stevens, who play troubled priests determined to chase the demon away or swallow pea soup trying!
Stunner of yore Ashley Greene, best known for playing Edward’s adopted little sister, Alice Cullen, in Summit Entertainment’s Twilight Saga, is also along for the ride as a hot nun.
“Ozark” trailer trash queen Julia Garner continues to have a rough time in Wolf Man, a new Universal Monsters based thriller from Invisible Man director Leigh Whannell. Garner plays wife to Christopher Abbot (It Comes At Night), who may not be a good boy after all.
Garner, still sporting her “Ozark” poodle hair, must protect their young daughter while hunted in the Oregon wilderness by a werewolf. Set to release in theaters Jan. 17, the film is produced by Blumhouse and distributed by Universal Pictures.
Demi Moore and Once Upon a Time In Hollywood stunner Margaret Qualley go nude in writer-director Coralie Fargeat’s The Substance, a followup to her feature debut Revenge, a ball-busting thriller included in Clatto’s prestigious list of The 10 Sexiest Horror Films of 2017.
Moore plays an aging starlet fired from her workout show on her 50th birthday. She attempts to regain her youthful beauty with the help from a black market drug that will allow her to live in her present body and in that of her stroke-worthy younger self. The only catch is she has to take turns in each.
Trouble kicks in when Moore’s gilfy body grows jealous of her banging younger bod, which is has gotten her job back and is getting lots of attention.
Qualley, daughter of Andie MacDowell, best known for starring in HBO’s rapture drama “The Leftovers” and Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time In Hollywood as a hot Manson family cult member, plays the seasoned starlet’s younger body.
Moore and Qualley do full-frontal nudity throughout the film. In an interview with The LA Times, Moore said about the nudity, “I did admire how round Margaret’s ass was.”
Happy New Year! It’s time to look back at the movies that gave us chills and thrills that we feel bad about.
2023 found hot women chased by serial killers, possessed by demons, DPed and knocked up by God and the Devil, cloned, caught in terrible weather, and manipulated by AI.
Girls at the gym are hot. But, let’s face it, secretly recording them on your smartphone ain’t easy when you’re having a coronary on the treadmill.
Murdercise, a throwback to 80’s killer workout flicks, is all neon leggings, colorful leotards, leg warmers, bandeau tops, yoga stretches, and camel toes! It’s your Kathy Smith exercise video, Olivia Newton John’s “Physical,” Jamie Lee Curtis in Perfect spank bank revisited, but with nekid scream queens!
Set in the 80s, the movie follows a group of misfit babes attempting to shoot a workout video while being catty and battling a deranged killer! Eighties porn legend Ginger Lynn Allen is also along for the ride and drops her first nude scene in seven years!
09. DELIVER US
We’ve all heard the story about the immaculate conception. One day, Joseph came home from a hard day of carpentry to find out he’d been cuckold by his wife, Mary, and the Lord All Mighty. She got pregnant and he had to raise the kid or get afflicted with boils or worse.
Well, Joseph got off easy! Mary could have been tagged teamed by God and the devil! That’s what happens in Deliver Us to a hot Russian nun, played by Maria Vera Ratti, who delivers us some full frontal goodness.
Busty newcomer Jaune Kimmel nearly steals the show, however, when she flashes her glorious boobs. Why the deities didn’t pick those double d’s instead is a mystery.
08. FOG CITY
Every movie you have ever seen would be better if the women were all hot and wore obscenely short skirts, lingerie, or bikinis. For example, Silence of the Lambs, The Conjuring, and all Marvel movies would have been better with their female characters in obscenely provocative outfits.
The makers of Fog City understand. Hot women in ass-baring outfits are trapped in their Cape Cod vacation home when an orange fog is unleashed on the town, turning folks into rage-filled assholes.
The stroke-worthy cast includes “Days of Our Lives” regular Victoria Konefal and “Michael J. Fox Show” and “Joan of Arcadia” alumna Juliette Goglia. But Cody Kennedy in her cutoffs and nude scene steal the show.
07. EVIL DEAD RISE
Hot chicks are hot to their dying day…and then some. Necrophilia wouldn’t be a search term on Pornhub otherwise (made you look!). While the Deadites of the Evil Dead universe are brutally violent, scary, and downright mean, some of them lady demons are sexy!
The goo-goo ghoulish eyes, grey, rotting flesh, freakishly wide smiles work wonders for these demonic damsels. And, let’s face it, possessed poon beats bipolar poon in the sheets.
“Vikings” stunner Alyssa Sutherland stars as a hot, single milf raising three kids in a crappy L.A. apartment whose hot, recently knock-up, groupie sister (Lily Sullivan) shows up at the moment the family is attacked by Deadites.
06. FOE
Saoirse Ronan is more friend than Foe when she flashes her lovely ta-tas . in this slow burn sci-fi drama about a horny chick who bangs her husband’s clone while he’s stuck working in space for two years or something like that.
Ronan, best known to genre fans for The Lovely Bones, Hanna, and Byzantium, goes nude in three scenes. Repeated viewings may be necessary. Not because the scenes are particularly hardcore or anything, but because you might doze off waiting for them to pop up.
05. SUITABLE FLESH
When it comes to nudity, Heather Graham is far from hanging up her skates. Forever etched in our minds as Rollergirl in 1997’s Boogie Nights, she continues to show what the good Lord blessed her with in numerous movies, including this adaptation of the H.P. Lovecraft short story, “The Thing On the Doorstep.”
Graham, looking hot at 53, plays a shrink who misdiagnoses a man with dissociative identity disorder and ends up demon possessed when he bangs her out. GILFy Barbara Crampton is also along for the ride as her colleague.
04. M3GAN
Eight-year-old Cady is sent to live with her super-busy aunt when her parents are killed in a car accident. A roboticist for a cutting edge toy manufacturer, her aunt dumps her on a life-like, AI-powered doll she has designed to be a companion for unlovable kids and allow parental figures to tune them out guilt free.
Unfortunately, M3GAN is a killing machine. She’s also a sexy dancer and looks like the TikTok jail-bait you stroke to daily. Seriously, who would buy a doll like this for their kids? You don’t buy misfit girls a hot chick to be their companions. You buy them fat, ugly dolls that they can feel superior to!
Parents would never buy M3GAN. It would, however, be a huge bestseller among Japanese business men. But, let’s not feel bad about including this movie on Clatto’s list. It’s not as controversial as it may appear. When you can find a character as a Halloween/Cosplay costume for grown women, you know it was meant to be sexy.
03. INFINITY POOL
Rich degenerates discover they can be as naughty as they want to be by purchasing clones to suffer the consequences of their heinous actions. Imagine all the sick things you would do if you knew you couldn’t get in trouble. It’d be like living in California minus the high taxes.
“Dark Matter” and “Handmaid’s Tale” star Amanda Brugel shows some buns while Caroline Boulton (“Halo”), Anita Major, and renowned go-to nude thespian Mia Goth bring on the full frontal attack.
02. REBEL MOON – PART ONE: A CHILD OF FIRE (DIRECTOR’S CUT)
Zack Snyder does us a solid with the director’s cut of his ambitious Star Wars knockoff for Netflix, Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire. The film’s star and stunner Sofia Boutella, who first graced this list in 2019 for Climax, goes topless in a fairly generous love scene.
But, that’s not all! There are Priestesses stripped totally nude and branded with some sci-fiey hot iron, including Hollywood stunt woman Vaia Zaganas (“Yellowstone,” Birds of Prey), whose huge and gorgeous Zaganas get a glorious closeup.
And there’s more! Snyder must have wanted to show gratitude for all that “release the Snyder cut” love he got from fans for Justice League because both the Boutella and stripped Priestesses scenes happen 15-to-20 minutes into the 3.5 hour director’s cut.
01. KILL HER GOATS
Playmates and scream queens are hunted down in lovely Cape Cod by terrifying new Hollywood monster Goatface, played by Kane Hodder of Jason Voorhees fame. The movie is fun and charming with solid kills and practical effects and the babes look amazing in and out of their undies.
Kill Her Goats is the kind of movie where you’ll see a hot girl walk through a cemetery in the dark of night in nothing but her undies, a bootylicous victim has her sweats inadvertently pulled down while trying to escape Goatface, the camera is always below the girl’s ass when following her upstairs, boobs are in constant motion, and every girl’s skirt is impractically short…everything you wish would happen in real movies!
