No longer young enough to be on Mickey’s payroll, former Disney Channel star Christy Carlson Romano is looking to pay her rent by going nude in director Victor Garcia’s straight-to-home-video sequel Mirrors 2. Best known for her work on Disney’s “Even Stevens” and “Kim Possible” programs, the busty 26-year-old stars as naked shower victim Jenna McCarty.

Enjoy (courtesy of Egotastic):

Mirrors 2 is Fox Home Entertainment’s followup to Alexandre Aja’s 2008 supernatural thriller starring Kiefer Sutherland and Amy Smart, who—like Romano—showed off her slamming body during the film’s most gruesome kill. It arrives on DVD and Blu-ray on Oct. 19.

Romano’s only horror creds to date include Wolvesbayne opposite Yancy Butler (“Witchblade”) and the upcoming Michael Madsen outbreak-thriller Infected.

Catholic school survivors rejoice! The blasphemous heathens at Freakshow Entertainment have released a trailer for their upcoming ode to exploitation Nude Nuns with Big Guns. Directed by Joseph Guzman, the film is the studio’s followup to the insanely awesome Run Bitch Run!

Check it out (then say 10 Hail Marys):

The film’s official synopsis reads:

Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong.

Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this Sister is one bad mother.

Nude Nuns with Big Guns stars Asun Ortega as Sister Sarah, Run Bitch Run’s Aycil Yeltan as Sister Angelina, Monica Ramon as Sister Catherine, Deanne Destler as Sister Karla, and sexy aspiring model/actress Andrea Fischer as a half-naked saloon dancer.

The film also stars Tawny Amber Young (pictured above & in gallery below), a contestant on reality TV shows such as VH1’s “Rock of Love with Brett Michaels,” Playboy’s “The Girls Next Door,” NBC/Universal’s “Blind Date,” and the Jillian Reynold’s hosted Fox TV dating show “Ex-treme Dating.”

Nude Nuns with Big Guns won Best Exploitation Film at this year’s Arizona Underground Film Festival.

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Every year, hundreds of people are abducted while vacationing in foreign lands. While the majority of those people are fat and obnoxious tourists with too many kids, a few of them are beautiful young women with tight bodies and skimpy bikinis that don’t deserve to die.

Directed by newcomer Marcos Efron, And Soon the Darkness stars sexy up-and-comers Amber Heard (Drive Angry) and Odette Yustman (The Unborn) as American girls on a bike-riding excursion in Argentina. After a night of hardcore partying, one of them goes missing.

Peep the trailer:

And Soon the Darkness is Studio Canal’s remake of the 1970 British abduction-thriller starring old-school scream queen Pamela Franklin (The Food of the Gods, Satan’s School for Girls).

The reboot costars  Karl Urban (Dredd), Adriana Barraza (Drag Me to Hell), Michel Noher, and Gia Mantegna. To see some BTS photos from the film, go here.

Anchor Bay Films will release the reboot in theaters on Dec. 17 for a limited run before making them available on DVD and Blu-ray disc on Dec. 28.

Because not all of Clatto’s stories can revolve around famous actresses and their boobs (at least not if I want to stay in Mrs. Muertos good graces), I am posting the latest trailer for 20th Century Fox and Walden Media’s The Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

The eagerly anticipated sequel finds Edmund (Skandar Keynes) and Lucy Pevensie (Georgie Henley), along with their cousin Eustace Scrubb (Will Poulter), joining Prince Caspian (Ben Barnes) on a high seas mission to find Narnia’s seven lost Lords.

Take a look:

Voyage of the Dawn Treader is directed by Michael Apted (Extreme Measures) and features Liam Neeson (After.Life) as the voice of Asian, the Lion creator of Narnia.

The Chronicles of Narnia is a series of children novels written by Christian author C.S. Lewis. The first two adaptations—2005’s The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and 2008’s The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian—were distributed by Walt Disney Films.

British starlet Alice Eve has been cast in director David Brooks’ upcoming  feature film debut ATM. The 28-year-old stunner replaces Margarita Levieva (Knights of Badassdom) as the film’s female lead.

Written by Buried scribe Chris Sparling, ATM centers on three coworkers trapped in an ATM shack late at night by a maniacal stranger eager to withdraw blood from their heads. Like Buried, the majority of the film’s action occurs in a small confined space, namely the ATM enclosure.

Eve is best known for heart-wrenching Oscar-worthy topless scene in the Harrison Ford illegal-immigrant drama Crossing Over. She also starred as the only non-menopausal woman in Sex and the City 2 (not counting John Corbett). Her only horror cred is the Jay Baruchel vehicle She’s Out of My League.

Eve was reportedly set to star in director Mathew Vaughn’s X-Men: First Class, but the role was given to “Mad Men’s” January Jones.

Milfy Brit Joely Richardson is set to star in director David Fincher’s American film adaptation of late Swedish author Stieg Larsson’s bestselling novel “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.” She joins a cast that includes Daniel Craig (Casino Royal) as journalist Mikael Blomkvist and Rooney Mara (A Nightmare on Elm Street) as disturbed hacker-punk Lisbeth Salander.

No word yet on what role Richardson will play. The 45-year-old looker made her name in the States as icy matriarch Julia McNamara on the outrageous F/X series “Nip/Tuck.” Her horror creds include 1996’s Loch Ness, the made-for-TV thriller Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America, and director Paul W.S. Anderson’s classic sci-fi thriller Event Horizon.

If you can’t wait to see Fincher’s film and have lost your library card, you can catch the Swedish film adaptations of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and The Girl Who Played with Fire now. The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest is slated for limited theatrical release in the U.S. on Oct. 29.

Anchor Bay Entertainment has made available a new red-band trailer to promote the unrated theatrical release of director Steven R. Monroe’s controversial I Spit On Your Grave remake. The clip features newcomer Sarah Butler doing all kinds of terrible things to various parts of the male anatomy. It’s really quite terrible, but there is an awesome shot of Butler’s ass cheeks that can’t be missed.

Peep it:

I Spit On Your Grave Uncut arrives in theaters Oct. 8. Check the following listings to see if it’s playing near you:

Baltimore
AMC White Marsh 16

Chicago
AMC 600 North 9

Dallas
Read Angelika Mockingbird 8

Detroit
AMC Forum 30

Houston
AMC Studio 30

Los Angeles
Mann Chinese Complex 6
Rave Bridge Cinema 18

Miami/Ft. Lauderdale
AMC Aventura 24

New York
AMC Empire 25
City Village East 7

Phoenix

AMC Deer Valley 30

San Francisco
AMC Metreon 15

Thora Birch and her magnificent breasts are set to replace human drug Lindsay Lohan in Junction Films’ upcoming bio-pic Manson Girls. The 28-year-old American Beauty starlet will play Nancy Pitman, a Charles Manson cult follower who later served time for her involvement in a deadly Aryan Brotherhood murder.

Manson Girls is directed by Susanna Lo and costars Heather Matarazzo (Hostel II), Jennifer Landon (“As the World Turns”), Erin Kelly, Michael Monks and the very fat Nikki Blonsky (“Huge”). Production on the movie begins on Feb. 2011.

Birch was nominated for a Golden Globe award for her performance in the 2001 dramedy Ghost World. Since then, she has been slumming it in the straight-to-DVD market, appearing in Dark Corners, Train and the Brittany Murphy vehicle Deadline.

(UPDATE: THORA HAS DROPPED OUT OF THE MOVIE. MOST LIKELY BECAUSE OF THIS)

Photos of sexy 19-year-old newcomer Jennifer Lawrence on the set of director Mathew Vaughn’s X-Men: First Class have hit the web. The images feature Lawrence as young mutant Mystique—in hot black miniskirt and boots—taking a stroll in the rain with James McAvoy’s Professor Charles Xavier.

Actress Rose Byrne (28 Weeks Later) also pops up in the shots—in caramel boots—as Charles love interest Dr. Moira MacTaggert.

X-Men: First Class costars January Jones as Emma Frost, Michael Fassbender as Magneto, Kevin Bacon as Sebastian Shaw, Nicholas Hoult as Beast, and Caleb Landry as Banshee.

Lawrence starred in this year’s award-winning indie-drama Winterbone and will headline A Bigger Boat’s upcoming thriller House at the End of the Street. McAvoy made Clatto’s list of 12 Heroes in Horror/Sci-fi That Won’tMake You Feel Like an Asshole.

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Universal Pictures has rolled out an action-packed trailer for the straight-to-DVD prequel Death Race: Frankenstein Lives. Directed by Roel Reine, the film stars former-prison-inmate-turned-Hollywood-headliner Danny Trejo, Silent Hill’s Sean Bean,  Piranha’s Ving Rhames, “Supernatural” starlet Lauren Cohan, and South African model/actress Tanit Phoenix.

(UPDATE: TANIT IS UP FOR WONDER WOMAN/ WILL STAR IN HBO’S ‘FEMME FATALES)

Rev up the trailer:

The official synopsis reads:

Death Race 2 takes place in the very near future, as the United States economy begins to decline and violent crime starts to spiral out of control. To contain the growing criminal population, a vast network of for-profit, private prisons springs up, creating a lawless subculture ruled by gangs, cold-blooded killers and sociopaths.

The worst of these prisons is Terminal Island. Convicted cop-killer Carl Lucas arrives on the Island to serve his life sentence just as ruthlessly ambitious television personality September Jones launches the ultimate reality show, Death Race.

A brutal prison yard demolition derby that pits prisoners against each other in steel reinforced, heavily armed vehicles, Death Race offers the winner the ultimate prize: freedom — if he can survive to enjoy it. When Lucas signs up to be a driver, the stage is set for the birth of a legendary racer.

The original Death Race 2000 was produced by Roger Corman in 1975 and starred chronic masturbator David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone. The film was remade by director Paul W.S. Anderson (Resident Evil: Afterlife) in 2008 with Jason Statham in the driver’s seat. The remake earned over $72 million in worldwide coin.