“True Blood’s” newest fang-banger Natasha Alam is set to glam our penises in the July issue of Playboy magazine. The 27-year-old actress/model will be featured on the cover and inside in an eight-page spread.
Born in Uzbekistan (try finding that on your RISK board), Alam has been toiling around Hollywood for over five years, guest starring on numerous TV shows, the most memorable of which found her playing a tranny night-clubber on HBO’s “Entourage.” She also starred in Diane English’s 2008 remake of The Women, in which she kissed and felt-up actress Eva Mendez.
Alam’s role on HBO’s vampire-drama “True Blood,” however, is providing the actress’s career with its biggest buzz. And, for good reason. Alam’s character Yvette, a new stripper at Eric Northman’s (Alexander Skarsgard) Fangtasia nightclub, was introduced to viewers while nude, shackled, and fucked in last week’s season 3 premiere “Bad Blood.”
The scene (opposite Skarsgard) marked her first ever nude on-camera performance.
She tells Playboy:
I’d never done nudity. I had to overcome a few things in my head to do it. Then here comes Alexander Skarsgard. He drops his robe, and he’s not wearing a sock — nothing. He’s just totally out there, walking around as if nothing’s going on. I was like, ‘If he can do it, I can do it.’
Alam goes on to discuss both her acting and modeling careers, lesbian tendencies (she had a girlfriend once), and her former marriage to the Shah of Iran’s grandson.
The July issue of Playboy arrives on June 18 and includes an interview with “True Blood’s” lead vamp Stephen Moyer.
To see Alam strut her stuff in a “True Blood” minisode, go here.
The Warner Bros. promo-machine is hard at work this week as its supernatural-western Jonah Hex arrives in theaters on Friday for a showdown with cowboy Woody and his Toy Story 3 posse. While smart money says Hex will most likely bite the dust, the film may have a shot in the dark in its star Megan Fox.
Fox, whose acting chops are often poo-pooed on by snobby film critics and fat chicks, goes the extra mile in Hex to play sexy, hatchet-wielding prostitute Leila. The 23-year-old stunner even went as far as to wear a corset cinched to give her an 18-inch waist.
At the end of the day, when we would take [the corset] off, though, it would leave these deep grooves, these deep indents, from the boning in the corset and I would have it for like the whole next day.
The whole 24 hours I would be imprinted with the corset because it hurts your ribs.
We got it down to 18 inches, but in the action scenes we loosened it up [to 20-inches] because everyone was afraid I would pass out if we had it that tight.
Originally introduced in 1977 by DC Comics, Jonah Hex is a former Confederacy-officer-turned-outlaw-bounty-hunter looking to earn his freedom by helping the U.S. military stop a diabolical madman and his army of evil.
Jonah Hex costars Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, Will Arnett, Michael Shannon, David Jensen, Natacha Itzel, Brandi Coleman, Michael Fassbender, and Aidan Quinn.
Jimmy Hayward (Horton Hears a Who) directs with an assist fromFrancis Lawrence (I Am Legend).
Images from the Robert Rodriguez produced Predators reboot have hit the web. Unlike previously leaked photos of lead actor Adrien Brody eating a burrito, these shots showcase the predator creatures in detail and provide a look at some of the stars in action.
Predators is directed by Nimrod Antal and stars Adrien Brody, Laurence Fishburne, Walton Goggins, Topher Grace, Danny Trejo and Alice Braga.
Tyrese Gibson, the actor who plays the black guy in Paramount Pictures’ Transformers franchise, is reportedly upset over the departure of leading lady Megan Fox.
I am sad to see Fox go. I just wish that the original team would have never been broken.
Not wanting to find himself replaced by Don Cheadle, Gibson promised that, despite the casting change, fans will be thrilled by the action in Transformers 3.
He said:
It’s going to be crazy, man. I read the script a couple weeks ago and it’s another level.
Disney has reeled in Australian model-turned-actress Gemma Ward to play a mermaid in their upcoming sequel Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
Ward, along with French actress Astrid Berges-Frisbey, will play sexy sirens out to seduce Capt. Jack Sparrow during his quest to find the Fountain of Youth.
The film marks Ward’s return to the big screen since terrorizing Liv Tyler in the 2008 home-invasion frightener The Strangers.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides stars Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Penelope Cruz, and Ian McShane. Rob Marshall, the man behind such lavish productions as Memoirs of a Geisha, Nine, and the Oscar-winning musical Chicago, directs.
Like the machines she fought on the canceled-much-to-soon Fox series “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles,” Summer Glau won’t be kept down. The 28-year-old actress has signed on to star in director Joe Lynch’s horror-comedy Knights of Badassdom.
Glau will play a member of a live action role-playing group who accidentally unleash a powerful demon from the depths of hell. “True Blood’s” Ryan Kwanten, Steve Zahn (Perfect Getaway), Danny Pudi (“Community”), and Peter Dinklage (Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian) costar.
The film goes into production next month in Spokane, Washington. Spectral Motion (Hellboy, X-Men) will handle creature F/X.
Glau can also been seen as a crime-fighting blogger on NBC’s upcoming superhero series “The Cape.”
A trailer for genre-doomed starlet Eliza Dushku’s (“The Dollhouse”) new film Locked In has hit the web. The clip features Dushku being bitchy and sexing it up with Chronicles of Narnia star Ben Barnes.
Take a look:
Locked In (formerly entitled Valediction) stars Barnes as a married man involved with a sexy little hussy (Dushku) who may or may not have run his family off the road, causing his daughter to suffer a condition in which her mind remains conscious while her body is in a vegetative state.
The film is directed by some Suri Krishnamma person and costars Sarah Roemer (The Grudge 2), Johnny Whitworth (Pathology), and Brenda Fricker.
Splice director Vincenzo Natali has been tapped to helm a big screen adaptation of sci-fi author William Gibson’s award-winning 1984 “cyberpunk” novel “Neuromancer.” The film will reportedly go into pre-production early next year in Toronto.
I think when you read it now, it still feels very relevant, maybe in some ways more relevant, because so much of what it predicted has come to pass. And therefore, my approach to it would be to be very realistic.
I think that’s where my take on it and what excites me about the book will distinguish it from other films, in so much as, in my mind, Neuromancer is really about our post-human future. It’s about how we, in the future, are going to relate to machine consciousness.
In the same way that Splice is sort of a treatise on how we’re changing our bodies, Neuromancer could be a treatise on how we’re changing our minds, evolving our consciousness. I see tremendous potential for it. I actually think the time is now.
“Neuromancer” centers on a low-life computer hacker working for a shady figure in exchange for a promised cure to his crippling cyber-condition. The novel was Gibson’s first and went on to win the Nebula Award, the Philip K. Dick Award, and the Hugo Award.
The premiere for season 3 of HBO’s vampire series “True Blood” was held on Tuesday at the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, CA.
Unfortunately, I canceled my subscription to the network after the 80th showing of Cadillac Man last week so I was not invited to the event. But, that’s OK, because other people got paid to degrade themselves on the red carpet to capture the moment photographically while I sat around playing “Uncharted 2” on my PS3 in my Vampire Diaries undies.
Michael Emerson & wife Carrie Preston
Looking at the pics, I spy with my little bloodshot eye Anna Paquin with costar and boyfriend Stephen Moyer, Alexander Skarsgard and his girl Kate Bosworth, Carrie Preston and “LOST” baddie Michael Emerson, Ryan Kwanten and his mom, Bill Paxton and his son James, Natasha Alam and her inviting rack, and Deborah Ann Woll, who didn’t look so hot at the premiere, but made Clatto’s list of Sexiest Maneater Babes.
See them and the rest of the “True Blood” cast in the following gallery (courtesy Zimbio):
If you felt your Jujubes tighten and your Hebrew National swell while watching French actress Delphine Chanéac portrayal of a half-human/half-bird-like-creature in director Vincenzo Natali’s controversial sci-fi frightener Splice, you’re probably wondering what the hell is wrong with you.
Relax. You’re not alone.
The following is a list of Clatto’s 11 sexiest maneaters. Bon appetite!
Teen misfit sisters Ginger and Brigitte Fitzgerald enjoy fantasizing about leaving their small Canadian suburb via suicide pact, a promise they made to each other when they were eight-years-old. Ginger, the hot one of he two, is especially eager to get to the Hot Topic in the sky. That, however, changes when she’s dragged into the woods by the Beast of Baily Downs, a werewolf-creature responsible for the mutilated deaths of the townsfolk’s dogs.
Ginger is rescued by her sister Brigitte, but her body soon succumbs to the lycanthrope’s bites. She grows hair in odd places, sprouts a tail, and develops a hunger for flesh that is only rivaled by her animalistic sex drive.
Actress Katharine Isabelle scored the role of Ginger Fitzgerald in 2000 at the age of 19. She revisited the character three years later in the sequel Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed and the prequel Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning (both shot back-to-back). Isabelle has also starred in Freddy Vs. Jason, Chris Nolan’s Insomnia, Uwe Boll’s Rampage, and the 1998 Katie Holmes’ vehicle Disturbing Behavior.
Sadly, she is notorious for turning down nude scenes and has been quoted as saying:
Everyone wants you naked. I think I’ve done one or two movies in the past six years where they haven’t tried something slimey to get me naked.
That kind of selfish attitude will only land you at #11 on our countdown, sister.
10. DAWN O’KEEFE (JESS WEIXLER/ TEETH, 2007)
While fighting off a date-rapist, pretty teen virgin Dawn O’Keefe unexpectedly castrates her assailant’s penis with her vagina.
Horrified and confused, she seeks out a doctor to diagnose what she suspects could be a Vagina Dentata (toothed vagina). The doc confirms her fears when he attempts to finger-bang Dawn under the guise of an exam and ends up losing the digits on his right hand.
Dawn goes on to learn that her ravenous vagina can be muzzled by love when she goes to bed with her friend Ryan. Unfortunately for Ryan’s cock, Dawn discovers that screwing her had been part of a wager between Ryan and his buddy, and he is soon parted from the BFF in his pants.
As Dawn’s pussy-control grows stronger, she plots revenge on her sleazy stepbrother after learning that he was part of the reason their mother died.
The role won actress Jess Weixler the Special Jury Prize for Dramatic Performance at the 2007 Sundance Film Festival. The 28-year-old has regrettably failed to score another part as outrageous and memorable as Dawn O’Keefe, but her performance will forever remind guys to just keep asking for the butt (ain’t no such thing as an Anus Dentata).
9. DREN (DELPHINE CHANEAC/ SPLICE, 2010)
Test-tube babe Dren was created in a lab by geneticists Clive Nicoli and Elsa Kast after successfully splicing human and animal DNA together in a secret—and highly illegal—experiment.
Dren grows at an accelerated rate physically, mentally, and emotionally. She soon feels an attraction to “father” Clive and resentment towards her “mother” Elsa, setting the stage for a twisted morality play that would give Freud a boner for days.
But, back to the maneating. Though we don’t see Dren devour anyone in the film, she is a carnivore. And, considering what happens to her in the film, I’m pretty confident some peeps are gonna be grub later on (if any sequels are made).
Despite Dren’s bald head, freakish bird feet, retractable wings, and long tail (hey, at least she ain’t fat), she is oddly attractive. A big reason for that is, of course, is the casting of beautiful French actress Delphine Chanéac in the role.Splice is the 31-year-old’s U.S. feature film debut.
To see an interview with Chanéac about playing Dren, go here.
8. SARLACC PIT (RETURN OF THE JEDI, 1983)
It’s a big vagina, right?
It gobbled up Boba Fett and almost ate Lando Calrissian?
7. JULIE WALKER (MELINDA CLARKE/ RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, 1993)
When kinky redhead Julie Walker gives her boyfriend Curt Reynolds a reach-around while barreling down a highway on his motorcycle, the duo end up getting into an accident that leaves Julie dead.
Desperate and heartbroken, Curt sets out to revive Julie with the same Trioxin gas used by his father Col. John Reynolds to reanimate corpses in top-secret military experiments. He’s successful, but soon discovers that Julie is no longer as interested in giving head as she is in eating brains, a condition that causes her great grief.
Julie, however, soon learns that she can fight off her hunger pangs with physical pain, a fortuitous little trick that allows her to not eat her boyfriend. Unfortunately, the couple doesn’t get much time to rekindle their love affair as they are being chased by military officials and the homies of a hispanic gangbanger whose head Julie ate out like a taco salad.
Played in 1993 by a then 24-year-old Melinda Clarke, Julie Walker is arguably the hottest living-dead girl in the zombie genre. Sadly, Clarke swore off horror soon after Return of the Living Dead 3 wrapped (reportedly over it being a bad experience to make), even turning down a part in Wes Craven’s original Scream.
Clarke, who played milf Julie Cooper on the Fox prime time soap “The O.C.” from 2003-to-2007, was cast earlier this year as Kelly Donovan in the CW’s hugely successful “Vampire Diaries.” My penis is thrilled to see the 41-year-old stunner back among the living-dead.
After her son Grendel is killed by legendary warrior Beowulf at King Hrothgar’s request, Grendel’s Mother takes revenge on the king and the remaining survivors—leaving all but Beowulf and his mate Wiglaf dead in her wake.
Enraged, Beowulf follows Grendel’s Mother back to her cave with the intent of putting her down, but is instead seduced by her nude beauty and promises of power. The scene is a departure from the epic Anglo-Saxon poem, but provides the sexiest animated images this side of Bug Bunny in a wig.
In the poem, Grendel’s Mother is described as maneating ogre and is slain by Beowulf with an ancient and magical sword. But, in this film, as portrayed by Angelina Jolie, she is a busty, high-heeled, reptilian-like siren who easily convinces Beowulf to impregnate her with a new son.
5. JESSICA HAMBY (DEBORAH ANN WOLL/ “TRUE BLOOD,” 2008)
She’ll eat your mama.
Born to a devout Christian family in Louisiana, rebellious 17-year-old spitfire Jessica Hamby is hungry for excitement. After sneaking off to Fangtasia (a bloodsucker bar) one fateful night, she is abducted to be made a vampire by Bill Compton as reparation for his murder of another vamp.
Hamby is scared shitless and pleads for her life to no avail. When she returns from the dead, she is vampire and her fears subside as she becomes aware of her supernatural powers and gets a taste of freedom for the first time.
Her impetuous nature and blood-lust make it difficult for Compton to control her. Her fang-banger boyfriend appears to have more success reigning her in up until she attacks his mother for being mean.
Sexy 25-year-old actress Deborah Ann Woll describes the character as “a child with a gun.” She tells the Toronto Sun:
To give that much power to someone so young and inexperienced — and particularly this girl, who was sheltered and abused for so long — it’s a truly dangerous prospect.
Woll, a self-described horror fan, will soon be seen opposite Josh Lucas and Terrence Howard in the New Orleans based ghost story Little Murder and in director Darren Lynn Bousman’s (Saw 3) upcoming psycho-family thriller Mother’s Day.
4. SIL (NATASHA HENSTRIDGE/ SPECIES, 1995)
A group of scientists following DNA splicing instructions given to them by an extraterrestrial species create a female alien/human hybrid named SIL.
SIL matures at an accelerated rate and becomes a danger to the scientists. They try to kill her, but she escapes from their facility and navigates her way to Los Angeles in search of a suitable mate to impregnate her. Those who don’t fit the bill, are slaughtered (seems reasonable).
(The guy’s reaction to the “I want a baby” announcement is pretty authentic … alien chick or not)
Canadian model-turned-actress Natasha Henstridge made her very naked debut with Species. She reprised the role in 1998’s Species II and briefly in 2004’s Species III.
Henstridge went on to headline the laughably bad sci-fi actioner Adrenaline: Fear the Rush and John Carpenter’s forgettable Ghosts of Mars. Species remains her biggest movie to date, having reportedly turned down the female lead in Men in Black and the role of Jill Valentine in Resident Evil: Apocalypse.
3. JENNIFER CHECK (MEGAN FOX/JENNIFER’S BODY, 2009)
Popular high-schooler Jennifer Check is left for dead in the woods after being sacrificed to Satan in exchange for stardom by emo-rockers Low Shoulder. Jennifer doesn’t die, but is instead possessed by a powerful demon.
As Jennifer’s body begins to rot, she must feed on fresh meat to revitalize her appearance and disposition. She chooses to dine on boys, but makes a fatal mistake when she sets her eyes on her best friend’s beau.
Though Jennifer’s Body lacked legs at the box office, the film was an excellent showcase for Megan Fox’s comedic talents and jaw-dropping hotness.
2. SATANICO PANDEMONIUM (SALMA HAYEK/ FROM DUSK TILL DAWN, 1996)
“Bow your head, kneel, and worship at the feet of Satanico Pandemonium.”
So commands bartender/club MC Razor Charlie as he introduces vampire-queen and Titty Twister feature dancer Satanico Pandemonium to the doomed patrons in attendance. After arguably performing the most boner-inducing table-dance in movie history (complete with six-foot-long albino Burmese python, kinky foot-play, and music by Tito & Tarantula), Satanico sets off a brutal feeding frenzy when she pounces on fugitive Richie Gecko.
Though she’s on screen for less than 10-minutes, Salma Hayek steals the movie with nothing more than her eye-popping curves, hypnotic hip grind, and sultry come-hither looks. Sadly, Hayek has yet to return to the horror genre, choosing instead to produce and star in projects that require clothes.
1. THE NAGIN (MALLIKA SHERAWAT/ HISSS, 2010)
A half-woman/half-snake creature known in Eastern folklore as the Nagin sets out to avenge the capture of her mate in India by an American hunter on holiday.
Indian actress Mallika Sherawat, known as the Marilyn Monroe of Bollywood, plays the lethal, but alluring, snake goddess. The curvy 33-year-old stunner describes her character as “very sexy, venomous and it can swallow you whole.”
Swallow you whole? That will get you the #1 slot every time!
