Happy New Year! It’s time to look back at the films that scared us stiff in more ways than one in 2018. Lesbians ruled the year, which is always a great thing! There were also webcam girls, clones, ballet dancers, corpses, sorority girls, and busty demons!

Comment, complain, and contribute below. Don’t forget to check out our lists for 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 and 2017.

10. LIZZIE

Filmmakers have taken multiple swings at the Lizzie Borden story, but an adaptation has never been more intriguing to our penis than screenwriter Bryce Kass’ lesbian take on the 1892 hatchet murders of Andrew and Abby Borden by their daughter, Lizzie.

Chloe Sevigny (“American Horror Story”) is Lizzie Borden and Kristen Stewart (Twilight) plays her lover and family maid Bridget Sullivan. Lizzie is in her thirties and unwed and just a total outcast. She falls for Bridget quick and the two start a hot and heavy romance that soon leads them to plot the demise of Lizzie’s domineering parents—which they carry out ass-naked!

Stewart remains an okay actress, but is definately in fine form here. Sevigny suffers from a bad case of butterface, which hinders the eroticism some, but there’s no denying her tight little body.

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09. A SIMPLE FAVOR

Blake Lively (The Shallows) stars alongside Anna Kendrick (Twilight Saga) in A Simple Favor, a dark comedic thriller based on the novel by Darcey Bell and adapted for the big screen by screenwriter Jessica Sharzer (”American Horror Story”) and director Paul Feig (Bridesmaids).

Lively plays Emily, a hot milf and fashion industry publicist who mysteriously disappears after asking new friend and mommy vlogger Stephanie, played by Kendrick, to pick up her kid from school. Before going MIA, however, Emily gets Stephanie to confess she fucked her owned brother and shares a hot lesbian kiss with her.

The film is a total fun ride with some very twisted turns and, most importantly for this list, plenty of sensuality/sexuality from Lively, whose body just won’t quit.

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08. THE ROW

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Tanya Mityushina, reality TV star Lala Kent (Vanderpump Rules), tween star Mia Frampton (”Make It or Break It”), and model-turned-actress Sarah McDaniel — best known as Playboy’s first non-nude cover-girl — are some of the stunners featured in Lionsgate’s new sorority slasher The Row.

They play insanely hot sorority sisters caught in a serial killer’s murder spree during the arrival of a new pledge at their university. Regrettably there’s no nudity in the film, but its surplus of hot babes earns it a spot on our esteemed list anyway.

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07. HELLRAISER: JUDGMENT

Hellraiser: Judgement, the tenth entry in the popular Hellraiser franchise spawned by Clive Barker’s titillating and terrifying novella, “The Hellbound Heart,” is the kind of sexy that just ain’t pretty. This is strictly for those who enjoy their cheap thrills dirty!

The film follows three detectives sucked into a Cenobite hell while on the trail of a sadistic serial killer. The search leads one of them to an abandon house that serves as a portal to hell, where we begin to meet Pinheads new crew of degenerate demons and minions.

Most strokeworthy are Andi Leah Powers, Mary Kathryn Bryant & Valerie Sharp as the house’s topless big, beautifully titted and butt-baring judges, who swallow sins and/or are sprayed with victim blood! It’s gruesome, but boner-inducing mayhem. There’s a couple of other hotties in the movie and even a topless fat chick for lovers of BBW.

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06. THE POSSESSION OF HANNAH GRACE

The Possession of Hannah Grace stars Shay Mitchell as a former cop so hot she could easily be one of those lady officers fired by the department for going nude in Hustler or posting thong pics on Instagram. Here, however, she takes a gig as a morgue assistant on the graveyard shift to get a new start and cease her hard drinking ways. That’s when she meets sexy cadaver Hannah Grace and gets us pumped for some lesbo necrophilia ala Neon Demon.

Unfortunately, the filmmakers take a more traditional route and have Hannah terrorize our hot cop throughout her first night on the gig. Shay’s good looks command attention and keep one’s eye pinned to her when she’s onscreen regardless of what’s happening.

Newcomer Kirby Johnson as Hannah Grace makes for quite an alluring corpse. Strategic lighting regrettably keeps Johnson’s nudity far from being graphic, but her tight, slim figure, pale skin, bright blue eyes, and jittery movements make her absolutely fuckable! She may be dead, but you’ll be the one getting stiff!

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05. SUSPIRIA

Suspiria, a remake of Dario Argento’s 1977 classic by director Luca Guadagnino (Call Me by Your Name) and writer David Kajganich (The Invasion), features full blown nudity from sexy lead actress Dakota Johnson (Fifty Shades of Grey) and toplessness from Mia Goth (Cure for Wellness).The film is bonkers and quite gory so arousal is challenging, but not nearly as tough as getting through the Fifty Shades saga for a peek at Johnson’s goodies.

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04. COMPULSION

Analeigh Tipton is an erotica novelist who hooks up with an ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend Marta Gastini while on a book tour in Europe in the psycho-sexual thriller Compulsion. Tipton’s character immediately falls for Gastini’s and the two start clam-smacking almost as quickly—lots of nude boobs and butts follow!

Tipton soon finds herself with them at a castle owned by a dangerous cult on the brink of sinister actions. Thankfully, it takes awhile to hinder the nudity. Tipton and Gastini are both extremely attractive and make this a must-stroke must-see.

03. CAM

Madeline Brewer (”Handmaid’s Tale”) plays a webcam girl who wakes to find a doppelgänger has taken over her show and online persona in Blumhouse’s CAM. Rather than taking that as a sign to reconnect with her family and get a real job, she attempts to solve the mystery to avoid hard work and responsibility at all cost!

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02. ELIZABETH HARVEST

Elizabeth Harvest stars supermodel-turned-actress Abbey Lee (Dark Tower) as a young, beautiful wife who discovers her brilliant and wealthy scientist husband (Ciaran Hinds) has a secret lab in their home, where he creates and destroys clones of his ex-wife Elizabeth, who happens to look just like her! Lee goes full-frontal and also shares a nude scene with longtime stunner, and no stranger to nude acting, Carla Gugino, who plays her husband’s research partner.

Elizabeth Harvest is written and directed by Sebastian Gutierrez, who also wrote and helmed hilarious sex comedies Women In Trouble and Elektra Luxx, both starring Gugino.

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01. EAT ME

Eat Me is the inspiring love story about a woman who on the night of her suicide attempt meets a sexually deranged home invader who rapes and torments her until they fall in love…well, that’s how we like to see it anyway. We’re romantics.

Jacqueline Wright plays the hot troubled cougar who, in addition to rape, experiences sodomy, golden showers, puppy-play, degradation, and a variety of non consensual foreplay—basically all the stuff we’re online for most of our waking lives! And, then, his buddy shows up!

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Sistine Stallone, yes, daughter of that Stallone, is set to star in Johannes Roberts’ 47 Meters Down: Uncaged, a sequel to the his surprise hit 47 Meters Down, starring Mandy Moore and Claire Holt as sisters abandoned at the bottom of the sea in a shark cage.

This time out, the story centers on four teens as they explore undersea ruins and caves unaware of the man-eaters lurking about until it’s too late.

The film marks Stallone’s acting debut. She co-stars with John Corbett (“Northern Exposure”), Nia Long (Keanu), Brec Bassinger (“Bella and the Bulldogs”), Sophie Nelisse (The Book Thief), Brianne Tju (“Scream”), and Corinne Foxx, daughter of Jamie Foxx, in her feature debut.

The film is currently shooting in the Dominican Republic and is slated for release June 28.

Skyline Entertainment has released a trailer for The Amityville Murders, a new entry in the ever popular Amityville Horror canon based on the true 1974 murders of the DeFeo family by eldest son Ronald DeFeo Jr., who claimed voices in the house made him kill.

The Amityville Murders is written and directed by Daniel Farrands and stars John Robinson as murderous Ronald DeFeo Jr. and Chelsea Ricketts (Jackals) as the DeFeo family’s eldest daughter. Skyline will release the film in theaters and VOD on Feb. 8.

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Braid tells the twisted tale of two hot female criminals who plot to rob a fortune from their equally hot mentally ill friend. To do so, they must agree to play their pyscho friend’s gruesome, possibly deadly, games.

The film marks director Mitzi Peirone’s feature debut and stars Madeline Brewer (CAM), Imogen Waterhouse (Nocturnal Animals), and Sarah Hay (“I’m Dying Up Here”). Blue Fox Entertainment has released a trailer and it’s devilishly stylish and demented. Arrives in selected theaters and VOD on Feb. 1.

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Chloe Grace Moretz (Kickass) stars alongside Isabelle Huppert (Elle) in director Neil Jordan’s (Interview with the Vampire) cougar/cub nightmare Greta. Moretz plays a pretty New York City transplant who quickly befriends Huppert when she returns her handbag after finding it on the subway, unaware the manipulative milf has an array of bags she leaves around town to bait hot young things.

If this pairing is anywhere near as scorching as Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore in Atom Egoyan’s hyper-eroticized Chloe (about a wife who starts clam-smacking her husband’s young mistress), Greta is destined to be a must-see. Stunner Maika Monroe (Independence Day: Resurgence) co-stars in the film—out in theaters March 1.

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Nickelodeon star Brec Bassinger is all growns up and looking to make a splash on the big screen in Johannes Roberts’ 47 Meters Down: Uncaged, a sequel to the his surprise hit 47 Meters Down, starring Mandy Moore and Claire Holt as sisters abandoned at the bottom of the sea in a shark cage.

Uncaged follows four teens as they’re hunted by deadly man-eaters while exploring undersea ruins and caves. Bassinger plays the hot and entitled mean girl of the bunch. The film is currently shooting in the Dominican Republic and is slated for release June 28.

Bassinger, best known for her Nickelodeon series “Bella and the Bulldogs” and “The Haunted Hathaways,” makes her horror film debut with the film. She will next be seen as Stargirl in the upcoming DC Universe television series.

New Star Wars series “The Mandalorian” is written and produced by Jon Favreau (Iron Man 3) for Disney+ and follows the adventures of a Mandalorian gunfighter in the outer reaches of the galaxy after the fall of the Empire and before the rise of the First Order.

If that isn’t exciting enough, Favreau has confirmed that Empire Strikes Back bounty hunter droid IG-88 will be a part of the show (posted above is a first-look image from the set).

“The Mandalorian” will feature a variety of notable directors, including Taika Waititi (Thor: Rangarok), Rick Famuyiwa (Dope), Deborah Chow (”Better Call Saul”), Jurassic World star Bryce Dallas Howard, and Dave Filoni (”Star Wars: The Clone Wars”), who helms the pilot.

Universal released today its first official trailer for Jordan Peele’s Us, the eagerly anticipated followup to his Oscar-winning directorial debut Get Out. The film pits a family of four against monstrous doppelgängers during a home invasion of their beachside home in Northern California.

The family’s doubles are called the Tethered and the film, according to Peele, plays as a metaphor for people being their own worst enemies. Trailer is chockful of creepy imagery, running with scissors, and tears. In theaters March 15.

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After stumbling with Pacific Rim and Crimson Peak, Guillermo del Toro’s tuby ass was booted to the curb by Summit Entertainment when it decided to reboot the Hellboy franchise, crushing del Toro’s hopes of completing his Hellboy trilogy — which includes the 2004 original and its 2008 sequel The Golden Army.

Regrettably for Summit, del Toro would go on to win a shitload of Oscars for 2017’s Shape of Water, making him once again a hot commodity. Embittered fan boys now watch, ready to pounce, as director Neil Marshall (The Descent) brings his vision of the saracastic half-demon hero to the big screen.

David Harbour (“Stranger Things”) takes on the role of Hellboy from Ron Pearlman and co-stars with Ian McShane (John Wick), Daniel Dae Kim (“LOST”), Thomas Hayden Church (“Wings”), and stunners Penelope Mitchell (“Vampire Diaries”) and Milla Jovovich. The film is rated R, which is all we need to be on board — that and those awesome horns!

In theaters April 12.

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We can’t really tell if Rebecca Ferguson is in the first trailer for Sony Pictures’ Men In Black reboot, but she’s a co-star and that’s exciting news for those of us who watch movies with a hand down our pants. No idea what role she plays, but the Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation/Fallout stunner is a welcomed addition to the franchise.

Titled Men In Black: International, the new film stars Chris “let’s give him another chance to prove he can play more than Thor successfully” Hemsworth and Tessa “jeez, she was just okay in ‘Westworld'” Thompson as Agents H and M, respectively, attempting to uncover a mole in the MIB organization while battling crazed and colorful alien folk.

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